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The one Axl Rose left at the altar:

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But she’s not bitter.

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Patty just loved to subtly remind people that she had dated an LA Ram.

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Sigh. Even her urchin-epalettes can’t make this fun.

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The only outfit ever rejected for Jungle January:
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Excuse me, Ma’am – I think your thing is hanging out- oh, never mind…..

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Ok, I’ve lost count- how many ill-advised things is she wearing right now?

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I’m about over the edge here. I can’t even think anymore. These last two are up to you- I have a pageant fabric induced migraine. ale10

If I squint, it looks like her torso has a giant mouth throwing up lace curtains! Try it!

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