Wearable Wednesday Suno


Yes, can you show me to your corporate bedding department? M’kay thanks.

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Hmm….how many pieces are we?

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Am, I crazy? I like this. Perhaps not the ortho sandals tho.

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Not crazy enough to like this tho. Back to the pillowcasey vibes.

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This is fun and needs armscye adjustments. but then really, what bedding fits right out of the bag?s5

Ooooh- why don’t my post-it notes ever look this stylish?

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I like this! Probably not from the back tho.

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Ok, Suno, you can come to all of my slumber parties, but you have to bring all the bedding!

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Wearable Wednesday Gary Graham


I am loving this collection. I want to steal every piece- no. I want to exchange the pieces for a sandwich for the model.

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Am I crazy? I really love these fabrics.

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I don’t think i could carry this look off- but I want to lure the model to a Taco Bell and steal her clothing!

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I know it’s crazy! She’s wearing a zip collar hamster, but I love it!!

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Tell me I’m not alone- tell me you want a Romanian floor lamp something or other, too!

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Come on starving model, how can you be the saddest cat toy in this fabulous thing???

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Look!! It’s like a Gunne Sac funeral petting zoo outfit!!! I’m so smitten!

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No, sweetie- hang the drapes- not hang IN the drapes?!

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Wearable Wednesday Vionnet


Shut up- they keep my thighs warm when  I bike to work! v1 Where to start, where to start…..her toes are huge!!! The yeti slippers are very much detracting from her icey blue mode. v2 Some  mean girls stole her ascot and her lunch money! v3 Look, I keep some clothing for sentimental reasons, but Honey, it’s time to throw away the sleeper Nana made you in 4th grade. You will thank me.

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Poor Alice- her prom dress didn’t meet the schools dress code, so they made her wear whatever was in the lost and found. v5

The static built up by these pants is graciously powering the office of 2 non profit groups. Models- they give back! v6

She is wearing the same thing as my Aunt Trixie’s guest bathroom was during the 70’s!! v7

Oh, come on, did you think I’d completely ignore the ‘pencil boxes’?? http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=trapped+in+a+box+youtube&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=3F3C1C061375BE71FF1D3F3C1C061375BE71FF1D photo credits: style.com. All images remain the property of their original owners.

Wearable Wednesday Samuji


Come on everybody and do the Amish Stomp!!

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This is….um…well….unfortunate.

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I’d like this if I didn’t feel like the model was trying to threaten me from beyond.

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Is this photoshopped? Is her head really attached to her body? CYBORG!!!!!

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‘…and when they looked at the scheduling book- they discovered the model had never been there at all!!!’ – Spooky Stories from Karl Lagerfeld’s Summercamp for Overindulged Youths

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Sad Angular Clown Collection 2015

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I think she’s trying to morph back to the Mother Ship!!!

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Don’t mind me- I just haunt this studio.

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Wearable Wednesday Veronique Branquinho


Shhhhh- this morning we have a particularly skittish model . Don’t frighten her with your scary food digesting ways!

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Come closer, we won’t hurt you- we only want to study your pleated plummage! Oh, now, we’ve startled her- she is going into a defensive position- similiar to the species in it’s early catalog and carshow days. We must coo at her and maybe offer her an e-cigarette.

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She feels safer in her corner with her Grandfathers old gardening sweater on. Aw….

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Wait! Don’t ask her if this is a skirt or culottes- it seems to really piss her off!

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I want to mention that this is a crumb-catchin’ carwash imitatin’ absorbent lookin’…..Oh heck, I like it.

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Paddington- the assassin years.

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Oh look! She’s cocooning!!!

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Wearable Wednesday Manish Arora


So back in 6th grade there was this girl named Amy Graber who had like every Lisa Frank school supply there was and I so totally hated her. Hmm. I wonder what made me think of her?

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Ula was the most deadly assassin that had ever worked the YMCA strip in Singapore. Her underwater headbutting technique could not be matched for lethal accuracy.

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Does this fanny pack give me camel toe, Audrey wondered…..

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Even without saying it, everyone knew that Lola was one proud matadors wife.

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I just know there is a unicorn on here somewhere! I know it!

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Eye hate this collection. See what I did there? It’s funny, cuz it’s true.

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Wearable Wednesday Haider Ackermann


Tilda SWINNNNNTONNNNNNNNNN……..hear it in the wind? Lets match the outfits to her potential film roles, shall we?

A brash indie film entirely in Esperanto. I give you: The Exponential Kale Smuggler.

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Orpheus Screams at Car Wash proletariats  a drama yet unreleased, but pinging with tension.

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Boogie with Satan, a musical in dolphin.

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Bebop Becomes Electra- a portrait of a hermaphrodite obsessed with Bo Diddly.

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Fiddlecrabs and Percival. A story of otters taken hostage by fate.

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Truth blemishes the Enigma. A one man show filmed entirely in a Denny’s staff locker room.

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Happy Feet 4! The endgame.

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Leda has a Peptic Ulcer. A children’s fable.

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Burning, Shambling, Miserable Love. in 3D

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