Wearable Wednesday Faith Connexion


I need to know what the photographer said to these models.

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Hey!!

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No! Like you have no bones at all!

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Now Chicken dance like it will cure cancer!

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BE the Hot, sexy preying mantis at a disco!

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Pose like you are passing a kidney stone…of ennui!

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Show me: Your stepmother just ran off with your weed dealer!

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Show me: Semi-repentant shoplifter of fate!

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Now, seduce your enemy with  je june!

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Now run thru a glitter sand storm to save a chupacabra!

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Wearable Wednesday Guilietta


Ok, I think we have found some inspiration  here!  Check out this bodice:g2

Am I crazy? Is this special? Am I just shoe dazzled?

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Yes, please. Pattern placement making me very inspired!

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This tailored retro uniformy thing is really working for me! Anyone else?

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Look. At. This.Coat!

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Squint in at this little hip detail! Even if it gives her polterwang, it’s still good!g5

I’m so enamored of these shapes that I can even forgive a bibbed James Brown onsie!

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I even want the designers outfit! Take my pulse- Im way too happy about all this!!g7

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Wearable Wednesday The Blonds


2015 is the year I start taking my workout seriously!

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That Jared Leto- you never know where he’ll pop up!

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Sadly for Eunice, the Vatican has little appreciation for theme dressing.

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Repeatedly Jasmine begged her mother to wait in the station wagon with Jafaar.

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Please can I have this coat? Please?!

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Alice liked to think of herself as any parties centerpiece.

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Wearable Wednesday- Creatures of the Wind


Little know facts: Zombie models LOVE tailoring- they are drawn to it.

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Peggy casually entered the prison visiting room- smug in the knowledge that her knotted bedsheet ladder had made it past the guards and almost to her boyfriend Vinnie- he was so close to freedom!

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Drunks often confused Enid for the bathroom at Studio 54. It was unfortunate for her drycleaner.

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Miss Barkley was always trying to find new ways to explain cell division to her students.

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Wandas nervous habit of twisting her shirttail when stressed did her no favors at the poker table.

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Fiona was always trying to subtley bring her County Fair win into conversations. She was avoided by all the former judges in the grocery store.

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Yeah, I’d be pissed off too.

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Wearable Wednesday Sibling


Present your bowls- I’m about dish out some tasty crazy-

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It represents the Empire States Buildings symbiotic relationship with King Kong.

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Unlike it’s more famous cousin- the citrus-skunk was less able to ward off attackers.

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Souxie Souix joins the Ladies auxiliary

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Styling once more by the elite team of Frisky and Patches.

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Does this muppet make my thighs look big?

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If you look closely, the dress has a hidden suicide note-

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‘Let me throw on a cardigan and answer the door’ is the last thing the Minister heard before having his stroke.

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No.

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HEY, WAIT- I think I have this dress in leopard?!

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Wearable Wednesday Anna Sui


This will be a textile lovesfest for me. Put in your earplugs so my squealing doesn’t deafen you! Come fashionistas- be your own dream sofa!

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OK, lets talk about these booties so that we can move on. No. They look like butchered muppets. This model definitely has an ‘yeah, I killed Snuffalupagus, whats it to you?’ Look in her eyes!’s2

Ma’am, your scifi forehead pattern is distracting me from your fab medallion frock?! I’d say it was over-accentuating her cheekbones, but that might anger someone.

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Ms Sui, I love you., But even you cannot make me accept adult overalls for anything but Dexy’s Midnight Runners videos and house painting. But on the other hand, a fannypack is an accepted form of birth control for your teen.

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Hand over the necklace and boots please. Flashforward to Arendel in 10 years-  Anna got real boho….

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Please remove the glam shag so I can admire that dress!!! I mean her coat- the model is not being referred to as a glam shag- no judgements here!s6

Wanda didn’t realize that her Grandmother had intended her tapestry as a wall hanging…

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Best. Welding.Uniform.Evah……

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No, just no.

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Um, is that a bird up there? I need about 5 yards of that fabric- be a dear and fetch that, mmm’kay?

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I can’t not show you this…How to Train Your Dragon to sing the music of Godspell.

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Wearable Wednesday Costello Tagliapietra


I have many feelings going on here. I’m excited to see some tailoring and texture. c1

Bruderlein hopes that each little channel in this vest is filled with puppy squeakers!! Oh let it be so!

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After a memorable night with her favorite Holiday Inn Lounge singer, Martha does the walk of shame.

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Erin cunningly wrote the geometry test answers on the lining of her wrap skirt- Sister Patronis would never catch on!!!

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They really need to mark the fronts and backs on these- Leslie appears to be confused.

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Ok, now we are talking-

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I know that material! The beds in Dr McCoys sick bay were upholstered in it!

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Rambo’s prom date?

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Let’s thank the designers who took extra time away from their busy schedule as lawn gnomes!c8

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