Wearable Wednesday Zoe Jordan


This is how the back of all my needlepoint looks:

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Always secure the scissors before going to bed at night.

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I think I’m about to sneeze at this too.

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No more strip poker for you, Lady!

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Mud flaps. Interesting choice.

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And yet she still got a cold.

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Warm hands, cold……well, you know…..

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Wearable Wednesday Undercover


Winged Bridesmaid of the Damned

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And now- the celebrated Dance du Canopy Bed-

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Harriet the extremely stylish spy.

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Psst- stop staring at her knees- it’s rude!

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Shorty bowling blazer?

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It is now officially the 500th time I have typed ‘what is that thing on her crotch’ while writing a Wearable Wednesday. We’ll have cake later.

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Ok, I am totally onboard with the baseball jacket craze now.

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Dragon with a parachute? A siamese cat with 2 umbrellas? Aerial view of Kittyhawk? A schooner?

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The Bolshoi never appreciated Vernoique’s more modern routines.

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Meet me at the party-

How will I find you among the crowd?

Oh, you will….

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What the what?

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Wearable Wednesday Markus Lupfer


Today we will be speaking directly to one of Marcus Lupfers models! Modelling is often a career passed down in families- our model is no exception- her great-grandmother was a print model for Beatrix Potter. Please meet Flop-Z.

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I can’t believe I’m being interviewed for Womens Wear Daily!

Ahem, Flop-Z, it’s actually Wearable Wednesday.

Well, crap. Did the check at least clear? My agent is toast for this.

Can we discuss the collection a bit?

Fun sneakers, sullen models and ME. enough said.

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Can we discuss the rich textures interplaying with basic, barren shapes-

I’m not in this picture. Whats to talk about- move on.

Ok, ok.

This is much better- I’m doing a much better job than the other so called model! Look at my RBF- perfection! No one does Resting Bunny Face like Flop-Z!

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Oh, this brocade is so-

Hey! Look at me in this one! Look how thin my ears look- I am noted in the industry for my flawless ear-gap. No one can top my swagger in the ear-gap department. It’s also natural- not like that Kottentail show off who married a rapper.

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This is a tough industry, how do you stay grounded?

I mentor other young models. These 2 on the right are very new- I had to gently tell one of them to put down her e-cig for the picture. Imagine!  One must give back to the industry- but not too much- these models can turn on you! I learned that from a certain wannabe that has obviously stolen my brow game.

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Are the rumors of rivalries and model hazing true?

Sadly, yes- it happens all the time- I have to put upstarts in their place- Bitch got a hand full of Flop-Z’s personal good & plenty in this picture- she’d been squeezing my tail all shoot and I was not taking any more!

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I can see why you are so popular in the industry- the camera loves you- may I ask- do you get whisker highlights?

This interview is over.

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Wearable Wednesday Agonovich


This is what happens if you fuse Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter together:

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The perfect thing for napping at work- a suit that turns into a duvet!

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I’m sorry- the hat just makes it too much.

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Mercy Pete- where is her other leg????

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Oh, dear….I actually really like this?!

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Ma’am- you forgot to smile with your eyes….

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Corporate Game of Thrones

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If she isn’t careful, she’ll need the matching eye patch!

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Wearable Wednesday Faith Connexion


I need to know what the photographer said to these models.

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Hey!!

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No! Like you have no bones at all!

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Now Chicken dance like it will cure cancer!

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BE the Hot, sexy preying mantis at a disco!

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Pose like you are passing a kidney stone…of ennui!

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Show me: Your stepmother just ran off with your weed dealer!

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Show me: Semi-repentant shoplifter of fate!

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Now, seduce your enemy with  je june!

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Now run thru a glitter sand storm to save a chupacabra!

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Wearable Wednesday Guilietta


Ok, I think we have found some inspiration  here!  Check out this bodice:g2

Am I crazy? Is this special? Am I just shoe dazzled?

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Yes, please. Pattern placement making me very inspired!

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This tailored retro uniformy thing is really working for me! Anyone else?

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Look. At. This.Coat!

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Squint in at this little hip detail! Even if it gives her polterwang, it’s still good!g5

I’m so enamored of these shapes that I can even forgive a bibbed James Brown onsie!

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I even want the designers outfit! Take my pulse- Im way too happy about all this!!g7

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Wearable Wednesday The Blonds


2015 is the year I start taking my workout seriously!

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That Jared Leto- you never know where he’ll pop up!

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Sadly for Eunice, the Vatican has little appreciation for theme dressing.

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Repeatedly Jasmine begged her mother to wait in the station wagon with Jafaar.

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Please can I have this coat? Please?!

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Alice liked to think of herself as any parties centerpiece.

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