Wearable Wednesday Kilian Kerner


‘Please forgive me Thurston, but I just feel that if you marry Rhonda, you will come to a bad end…’

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I hate to get all hung up on pattern placement, but this seems unfortunate.

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Welcome to Our Lady of Shapelessness. Sister Bernice will help you into your sack cloth.

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‘No Celeste, I will NOT hold your cat while you go on the runway again’

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There was something hot and sinister about Maggie the arc welder…..

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Why, just why?

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Wearable Wednesday Marina Hoermanseder


A subtle buckle can add class and style to a basic shape.

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A subtle buckle can add class and style to a basic shape.

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Ok, back to normalcy- this coat is lovely!

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Hey- you in the back- sit like your Mama taught you!

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‘Don’t think about the chafing, Fiona, just get thru it’ she thought furiously.

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Well, at least she doesn’t have VPL.

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No, wait- seriously?

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From a distance the pigeons thought they saw cracker crumbs- Antonia needed 4 years of therapy to even be able to walk past a bird cage after that.

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Wearable Wednesday Alberta Ferretti


I’m in a drool state. If I love the rest as Im loving this fabric- I’ll be dehydrated by the 4th design!?

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oooh……making Homer Simpson noises now……

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Not so keen on the doll lingerie in the middle, but send me the other two, please!

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Wait- are those Rockys gold briefs under there?

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I’m on the battenberg fence over these two- kind of matchy matchy for me.

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Now this is my kind of matchy matchy!

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Hey, Olsen twins, did you see these?

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Wearable Wednesday Alice + Olivia


‘Peggy- I never noticed that you have man hands.’

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‘At least I can keep my chaps from sliding off, Eunice!’

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‘Peggy- you look like you just did a walk of shame from a Loco Taco.’

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‘Oh, Eunice- you’re just ticked off because they togged you up in Ranger Ricks holiday tree skirt.’

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‘This is about Karlo isn’t it!’

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‘No. Not at all.’ sniff….

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‘It’s just that….they PROMISED I could wear the Eddie Munster’s 1st communion shortie suit….’

‘Just suck it up, Peggy- modelling is pain.’

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Wearable Wednesday Dior


Interesting….Victorian resortwear? Are those booties? I think my American girl doll wore this for a Salem adventure.

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Lots of room for tissues, margaritas, corn pads in these pockets!

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Resort wear so confuses me- Am I on a trip or planning to sieve gravy thru my blouse?

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Wanda donned her safety vest and prepared to do her community service as stylishly as possible.

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Is that a swimsuit and fur coverup? Where are you swimming- the polar bear tank?

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Don’t feel bad Dior, I never finish my latch rug rug kits either.

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Wearable Wednesday Dondup


Emma- we are your parents and we love you, but you are out of control! How are we to believe that you were studying all night at Andrea’s when you come home wearing some strange bellhops uniform???

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Herbert, I don’t like that Monica, she seems most surly. Are you certain she’s one of the right people?

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Emma, I just spoke with The Phillips’ Russian housekeeper, Minka. There is no ‘Prance of the Pissed-off Proletariats’! Madame Veronne is going to be very angry if you don’t wear the dance costume she assigned you!

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Oh lighten up, Lady! Come on Emma- lets go meet unsuitable boys down by the river!

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And Headmistress Yvonne called- she said that she suspects you may be trying to leave school early and go to some seedy event. She claims she caught you stuffing your plaid uniform skirt in the library return slot!

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What have you done to that wonderful little frock your Grandmother gave you???

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Oh, Emma, Mummy and Daddy love you and we will never believe badly of you- we know you had nothing to do with that missing swan from the conservatory- you are our precious angel!!

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