Wearable Wednesaday Sally LaPointe


This is all over the place. In that almost good way. Shoes? Kind of Bing Crosby. I also love that it has Velcro panels for hanging stray socks until you find their mates.

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Um, huh….well. Yeah, I’d be mad too.

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Ladies, lets put our bodice trays in the upright position, we are preparing for take off.

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These next bust darts are for you, Mrs Mole:

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Back in  9th grade I used to buy this foundation color. Not so good.

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I like- unless you tell me the fringe is coming from her tail or something.

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Is it backwards, or does she just wish she were walking away?

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Wearable Wednesday Tia Cibani


My head hurts just looking at her hair. This reminds me of when poaching salmon in brown paper was cool.

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Hmm…yes, this top looks dangerous, but lovely. Like the model.

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Everyone told Alice that Anne Rice was not really a good prom theme….

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These pleats are intriguing- and probably filled with lint and cookie crumbs. Well, mine would be.

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Just nope.

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Are you seeing this, Vogue Patterns? It’s right up your alley.

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Damn. I forgot to secure my jacket lining and on such a windy day…..

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Wearable Wednesday Erdem


Erdem has been selected to create attire for the special interns that must unobtrusively follow Anna Wintour from place to place. Let’s see what they’ve come up with, shall we?  This one is designed To blend in with the Vogue wallpaper in the first floor powder room- Ms W must never get caught stealing all the little Karl Lagerfeld shaped guest soaps.

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Used to distract Choupette from clawing at Vivvy Westwood while Daddy is speaking about aliens and taffy pulls.

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Refilling her all licorice and Blueberry jellybelly carafes after she’s been inconference with Vicky and David…..

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In case she gets lost in Stella McCartney’s annual Soy and Kudzu Maze and needs to be rescued without embarrassment.

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Discretely hiding in the window dressings & ringing the bell during her monthly séance with Coco Chanel’s guiding spirit.

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disguised as a canopy bed in case her mink Teddy bear, Lee falls off the bed during one of her reoccurring night terrors involving Jodhpurs.

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Wearable Wednesday Rachel Comey


Today we will play “yes,Vogue’   ‘NOVOGUE!’ and try to hint to our pattern company which of these we’d prefer they hacked for us. Ok?

NO, VOGUE!!

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Yes, Vogue

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Yes, Vogue- come on, it’s interesting and  gives you a gut grin!

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No, Vogue- wait- does Vogue do window valances?

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No Vogue- but you won’t listen to us, will you?

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Yes, Vogue- come on, I want a new 80’s rock star duster!

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It’s too late, isn’t it? This is already on the next catalog cover, isn’t it?

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Wearable Wednesday Paule Ka


Girly, perhaps a bit of edge. I like it. I find this all very Hayley Mills Trouble with Angels adorable. But, the model is distracting me. Her inner monologue is really hung over. pk1

‘Can they tell? I totally forgot the rest of the outfit- ‘

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“Yeah, it’s like career day, Phoebe-‘

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‘MM’kay- I like totally tied myself to this chair, can you like, call the attendant?’

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‘Whoa- like room shift, or just me, guys? ‘

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‘Sooooo spent from last nights tequila crawl- I hope this is on right-‘

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‘Ermegod- it is so bright in here….’

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‘Just hold onto the chair, Phoebe we can do this……soooo want to hurl….’

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Wearable Wednesday Cushine et Ochs


Ok, ignore her preying mantis shoulders and enjoy the cut of these:

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Very cool…..even if it’s in a (gasp) solid color….

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oh, no, no, no.

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Ok, better- more cheetah is always better.

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…and the most cheetah rules!

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oooh……

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I could see Duchess Kate in this- right before Prince Phillips heart attack-

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Wearable Wednesday Mui Mui


Why so sad, little model? Is your leg circulation totally cut off by your Spartacus the postman’s outfit?

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I need a priest to perform an exorcism on this outfit- I think it’s trying to kill her!

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Come on seriously- what were the models instructions? Think soulless and a little bit constipated?

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Yes, I killed them- and I’m glad, glad!!!

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They never found the groom…..or the pannini maker.

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She’s like a suicidal giraffe in chiffon.

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She looks like the sofa in my childhood neighbors finished basement.

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Ok, I’m not sure if this is a coat or a lot of things, but I like it.

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