Wearable Wednesday Sibling


Present your bowls- I’m about dish out some tasty crazy-

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It represents the Empire States Buildings symbiotic relationship with King Kong.

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Unlike it’s more famous cousin- the citrus-skunk was less able to ward off attackers.

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Souxie Souix joins the Ladies auxiliary

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Styling once more by the elite team of Frisky and Patches.

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Does this muppet make my thighs look big?

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If you look closely, the dress has a hidden suicide note-

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‘Let me throw on a cardigan and answer the door’ is the last thing the Minister heard before having his stroke.

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No.

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HEY, WAIT- I think I have this dress in leopard?!

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Wearable Wednesday Anna Sui


This will be a textile lovesfest for me. Put in your earplugs so my squealing doesn’t deafen you! Come fashionistas- be your own dream sofa!

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OK, lets talk about these booties so that we can move on. No. They look like butchered muppets. This model definitely has an ‘yeah, I killed Snuffalupagus, whats it to you?’ Look in her eyes!’s2

Ma’am, your scifi forehead pattern is distracting me from your fab medallion frock?! I’d say it was over-accentuating her cheekbones, but that might anger someone.

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Ms Sui, I love you., But even you cannot make me accept adult overalls for anything but Dexy’s Midnight Runners videos and house painting. But on the other hand, a fannypack is an accepted form of birth control for your teen.

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Hand over the necklace and boots please. Flashforward to Arendel in 10 years-  Anna got real boho….

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Please remove the glam shag so I can admire that dress!!! I mean her coat- the model is not being referred to as a glam shag- no judgements here!s6

Wanda didn’t realize that her Grandmother had intended her tapestry as a wall hanging…

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Best. Welding.Uniform.Evah……

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No, just no.

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Um, is that a bird up there? I need about 5 yards of that fabric- be a dear and fetch that, mmm’kay?

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I can’t not show you this…How to Train Your Dragon to sing the music of Godspell.

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Wearable Wednesday Costello Tagliapietra


I have many feelings going on here. I’m excited to see some tailoring and texture. c1

Bruderlein hopes that each little channel in this vest is filled with puppy squeakers!! Oh let it be so!

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After a memorable night with her favorite Holiday Inn Lounge singer, Martha does the walk of shame.

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Erin cunningly wrote the geometry test answers on the lining of her wrap skirt- Sister Patronis would never catch on!!!

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They really need to mark the fronts and backs on these- Leslie appears to be confused.

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Ok, now we are talking-

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I know that material! The beds in Dr McCoys sick bay were upholstered in it!

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Rambo’s prom date?

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Let’s thank the designers who took extra time away from their busy schedule as lawn gnomes!c8

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Wearable Wednesday Suno


Yes, can you show me to your corporate bedding department? M’kay thanks.

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Hmm….how many pieces are we?

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Am, I crazy? I like this. Perhaps not the ortho sandals tho.

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Not crazy enough to like this tho. Back to the pillowcasey vibes.

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This is fun and needs armscye adjustments. but then really, what bedding fits right out of the bag?s5

Ooooh- why don’t my post-it notes ever look this stylish?

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I like this! Probably not from the back tho.

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Ok, Suno, you can come to all of my slumber parties, but you have to bring all the bedding!

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Wearable Wednesday Gary Graham


I am loving this collection. I want to steal every piece- no. I want to exchange the pieces for a sandwich for the model.

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Am I crazy? I really love these fabrics.

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I don’t think i could carry this look off- but I want to lure the model to a Taco Bell and steal her clothing!

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I know it’s crazy! She’s wearing a zip collar hamster, but I love it!!

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Tell me I’m not alone- tell me you want a Romanian floor lamp something or other, too!

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Come on starving model, how can you be the saddest cat toy in this fabulous thing???

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Look!! It’s like a Gunne Sac funeral petting zoo outfit!!! I’m so smitten!

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No, sweetie- hang the drapes- not hang IN the drapes?!

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Wearable Wednesday Vionnet


Shut up- they keep my thighs warm when  I bike to work! v1 Where to start, where to start…..her toes are huge!!! The yeti slippers are very much detracting from her icey blue mode. v2 Some  mean girls stole her ascot and her lunch money! v3 Look, I keep some clothing for sentimental reasons, but Honey, it’s time to throw away the sleeper Nana made you in 4th grade. You will thank me.

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Poor Alice- her prom dress didn’t meet the schools dress code, so they made her wear whatever was in the lost and found. v5

The static built up by these pants is graciously powering the office of 2 non profit groups. Models- they give back! v6

She is wearing the same thing as my Aunt Trixie’s guest bathroom was during the 70’s!! v7

Oh, come on, did you think I’d completely ignore the ‘pencil boxes’?? http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=trapped+in+a+box+youtube&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=3F3C1C061375BE71FF1D3F3C1C061375BE71FF1D photo credits: style.com. All images remain the property of their original owners.

Wearable Wednesday Samuji


Come on everybody and do the Amish Stomp!!

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This is….um…well….unfortunate.

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I’d like this if I didn’t feel like the model was trying to threaten me from beyond.

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Is this photoshopped? Is her head really attached to her body? CYBORG!!!!!

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‘…and when they looked at the scheduling book- they discovered the model had never been there at all!!!’ – Spooky Stories from Karl Lagerfeld’s Summercamp for Overindulged Youths

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Sad Angular Clown Collection 2015

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I think she’s trying to morph back to the Mother Ship!!!

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Don’t mind me- I just haunt this studio.

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