Wearable Wednesday Erdem


Erdem has been selected to create attire for the special interns that must unobtrusively follow Anna Wintour from place to place. Let’s see what they’ve come up with, shall we?  This one is designed To blend in with the Vogue wallpaper in the first floor powder room- Ms W must never get caught stealing all the little Karl Lagerfeld shaped guest soaps.

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Used to distract Choupette from clawing at Vivvy Westwood while Daddy is speaking about aliens and taffy pulls.

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Refilling her all licorice and Blueberry jellybelly carafes after she’s been inconference with Vicky and David…..

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In case she gets lost in Stella McCartney’s annual Soy and Kudzu Maze and needs to be rescued without embarrassment.

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Discretely hiding in the window dressings & ringing the bell during her monthly séance with Coco Chanel’s guiding spirit.

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disguised as a canopy bed in case her mink Teddy bear, Lee falls off the bed during one of her reoccurring night terrors involving Jodhpurs.

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Wearable Wednesday Rachel Comey


Today we will play “yes,Vogue’   ‘NOVOGUE!’ and try to hint to our pattern company which of these we’d prefer they hacked for us. Ok?

NO, VOGUE!!

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Yes, Vogue

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Yes, Vogue- come on, it’s interesting and  gives you a gut grin!

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No, Vogue- wait- does Vogue do window valances?

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No Vogue- but you won’t listen to us, will you?

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Yes, Vogue- come on, I want a new 80’s rock star duster!

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It’s too late, isn’t it? This is already on the next catalog cover, isn’t it?

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Wearable Wednesday Paule Ka


Girly, perhaps a bit of edge. I like it. I find this all very Hayley Mills Trouble with Angels adorable. But, the model is distracting me. Her inner monologue is really hung over. pk1

‘Can they tell? I totally forgot the rest of the outfit- ‘

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“Yeah, it’s like career day, Phoebe-‘

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‘MM’kay- I like totally tied myself to this chair, can you like, call the attendant?’

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‘Whoa- like room shift, or just me, guys? ‘

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‘Sooooo spent from last nights tequila crawl- I hope this is on right-‘

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‘Ermegod- it is so bright in here….’

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‘Just hold onto the chair, Phoebe we can do this……soooo want to hurl….’

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Wearable Wednesday Cushine et Ochs


Ok, ignore her preying mantis shoulders and enjoy the cut of these:

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Very cool…..even if it’s in a (gasp) solid color….

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oh, no, no, no.

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Ok, better- more cheetah is always better.

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…and the most cheetah rules!

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oooh……

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I could see Duchess Kate in this- right before Prince Phillips heart attack-

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Wearable Wednesday Mui Mui


Why so sad, little model? Is your leg circulation totally cut off by your Spartacus the postman’s outfit?

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I need a priest to perform an exorcism on this outfit- I think it’s trying to kill her!

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Come on seriously- what were the models instructions? Think soulless and a little bit constipated?

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Yes, I killed them- and I’m glad, glad!!!

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They never found the groom…..or the pannini maker.

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She’s like a suicidal giraffe in chiffon.

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She looks like the sofa in my childhood neighbors finished basement.

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Ok, I’m not sure if this is a coat or a lot of things, but I like it.

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Wearable Wednesday Zero + Maria Cornejo


There is so much to focus on- the car buffer purse, the horribly fitting jumpsuit….shiver

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Wait- are the legs just folded over themselves? Dang- I was having good feelings about the shape, now I wonder whats up with that!

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Lets discuss this flying squirrel jumpsuit so we don’t focus on the odd car wash fetish heels.

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Dear Zero, I’m worried my waist looks too small- can you design something to make me gloriously shapeless?

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Even flying squirrels need regular aerobic activity!

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Honey, I keep telling you, you’re shopping at Flagmart, not Fabricmart- check your browser!

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Salley knew she nailed her interview- they were to dazzled to ask about references!

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If you like the top half, you probably don’t like the bottom…..

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They should have put something in the back so the poor model would know where to stick her head thru. Come on designers, these girls aren’t rocket scientists!

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Wearable Wednesday Fendi


I think I saw her hanging over a market stall in China town. Not sure what I was supposed to buy….

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Its the coffee filter/curtain challenge on Project Runway!

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Is it a coat? Cape? Seat cover!

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This looks so random, but I want the bag!

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Whats your pick? furry snot wipe bracelet? Or stuffed animal carcass tote?

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Hold the bus! I like this! Check out that collar business!

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Psst- Mrs Fredricks, we know you are trying to bring Tippy into the  VIP lounge again, please Ma’am, no pets…..

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Hmmm…..yeah, thats all I got.

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I’m so close to a rant about these demented willow model poses- feel free to tell me your thoughts on it-

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Dammit- I can’t focus on my mockery with her hopping around like a bratz doll in the matrix?!

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‘Ok, so I’m at the gym and my trainer, Alf is like ‘Betty, I don’t think you are serious about your workouts-‘ and I’m all like ‘as if! Did you get the check?’ What nerve, who does he think he is?’

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