Wearable Wednesday Au Jour Le Jour


Now I do not speak french, but I believe this translates to ‘today I did ill-advised things with fabric and glue’.

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When a budding teen designer makes these, we applaud and encourage. When a designer expects $800 for it, we plan an intervention.

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I saw a toddler in Target wearing this- wasn’t cute there either.

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Isn’t this Ringo Starrs exact wedding ensemble?

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Did Chloe Sevigny sponsor this collection?

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Ginger should have asked for the ‘right of refusal’ clause in her modeling contract.

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Yes, the ancient art of slip wearing has officially died.

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Don’t scowl Erica, you got off relatively easy with this outfit. Or are you trying to figure out what a kitchen mixer, hand grenade and suitcases have in common?

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Wearable Wednesday Dimitri


Well, all those times Father screamed, ‘For Gods sake Leslie, put a shirt on!’ finally sunk in.

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Oh,this- yes. So nice its distracting me from the other model needing more fabric back there!

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Worlds tightest pants + 1 ton of fringe = bathroom hilarity!

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Ladies, the bus driver doesn’t have all day, please have your tokens handy!

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Yes to this- altho I think they should check her for scoliosis. No shade, its a health thing.

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This collection is all over the place for me! But I kind of like this one- cuz I always loved Judith Light as a sassy 80’s tv  sitcom mom.

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Did you know silver polish can help with chafing?

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Sigh. Yes Wanda, we get it- you went to Marrakesh with Lenny Kravitz, enough already?!

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The models face seems to be saying, ‘Dude- enough with the coins already?! ‘

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Fine. Because of your attitude, Betheny gets no jewelry!

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Wearable Wednesday Comme des Garcons Comme des Garcons


Mr and Mrs Cramshaw- welcome to St Trilobites!

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We know that little Propecia will be a welcome addition to our program! We So look forward to her playing theremin in our marching band.

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Our wide curriculum encompasses every skill from fingersmith to antebellum street miming!

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Hair salon training? Well, no, that sort of field we haven’t touched on yet- why ever do you ask?

co4But we have an excellent program for Corporate ninjas!

co5Ah- here comes one of Sister Hermaphreda’s girls from her dirigible engineering studies program!

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Goodness, it looks like one of our students from the cryogenics experiment has escaped- err….left class early….with permission, I’m sure. I’ll just help her back to her area.

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In the meantime-Who wants to go see the Forensics  dojo?

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Wearable Wednesday Christian Dada


Who’s a sad little bear?

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‘I waited all day in  the rain, but the Ace of Base concert was sold out…’

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Is that a 2nd bear hat or….. what?

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‘What? You said wear dress pants, I wore dress pants.’

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‘Ok, Tinman, once we’re in the castle, then what??’

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I’m having flashbacks to my ex motherinlaw’s fancy powder room  back in Dunellen, NJ.

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Alright- no more comments- I see you are pretty angry!! But save some hostility for the designer who made you wear- OK OK! I’ll quit!

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Wearable Wednesday Kilian Kerner


‘Please forgive me Thurston, but I just feel that if you marry Rhonda, you will come to a bad end…’

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I hate to get all hung up on pattern placement, but this seems unfortunate.

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Welcome to Our Lady of Shapelessness. Sister Bernice will help you into your sack cloth.

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‘No Celeste, I will NOT hold your cat while you go on the runway again’

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There was something hot and sinister about Maggie the arc welder…..

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Why, just why?

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Wearable Wednesday Marina Hoermanseder


A subtle buckle can add class and style to a basic shape.

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A subtle buckle can add class and style to a basic shape.

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Ok, back to normalcy- this coat is lovely!

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Hey- you in the back- sit like your Mama taught you!

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‘Don’t think about the chafing, Fiona, just get thru it’ she thought furiously.

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Well, at least she doesn’t have VPL.

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No, wait- seriously?

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From a distance the pigeons thought they saw cracker crumbs- Antonia needed 4 years of therapy to even be able to walk past a bird cage after that.

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Wearable Wednesday Alberta Ferretti


I’m in a drool state. If I love the rest as Im loving this fabric- I’ll be dehydrated by the 4th design!?

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oooh……making Homer Simpson noises now……

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Not so keen on the doll lingerie in the middle, but send me the other two, please!

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Wait- are those Rockys gold briefs under there?

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I’m on the battenberg fence over these two- kind of matchy matchy for me.

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Now this is my kind of matchy matchy!

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Hey, Olsen twins, did you see these?

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