Wearable Wednesday Alice + Olivia


‘Peggy- I never noticed that you have man hands.’

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‘At least I can keep my chaps from sliding off, Eunice!’

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‘Peggy- you look like you just did a walk of shame from a Loco Taco.’

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‘Oh, Eunice- you’re just ticked off because they togged you up in Ranger Ricks holiday tree skirt.’

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‘This is about Karlo isn’t it!’

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‘No. Not at all.’ sniff….

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‘It’s just that….they PROMISED I could wear the Eddie Munster’s 1st communion shortie suit….’

‘Just suck it up, Peggy- modelling is pain.’

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Wearable Wednesday Dior


Interesting….Victorian resortwear? Are those booties? I think my American girl doll wore this for a Salem adventure.

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Lots of room for tissues, margaritas, corn pads in these pockets!

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Resort wear so confuses me- Am I on a trip or planning to sieve gravy thru my blouse?

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Wanda donned her safety vest and prepared to do her community service as stylishly as possible.

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Is that a swimsuit and fur coverup? Where are you swimming- the polar bear tank?

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Don’t feel bad Dior, I never finish my latch rug rug kits either.

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Wearable Wednesday Dondup


Emma- we are your parents and we love you, but you are out of control! How are we to believe that you were studying all night at Andrea’s when you come home wearing some strange bellhops uniform???

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Herbert, I don’t like that Monica, she seems most surly. Are you certain she’s one of the right people?

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Emma, I just spoke with The Phillips’ Russian housekeeper, Minka. There is no ‘Prance of the Pissed-off Proletariats’! Madame Veronne is going to be very angry if you don’t wear the dance costume she assigned you!

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Oh lighten up, Lady! Come on Emma- lets go meet unsuitable boys down by the river!

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And Headmistress Yvonne called- she said that she suspects you may be trying to leave school early and go to some seedy event. She claims she caught you stuffing your plaid uniform skirt in the library return slot!

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What have you done to that wonderful little frock your Grandmother gave you???

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Oh, Emma, Mummy and Daddy love you and we will never believe badly of you- we know you had nothing to do with that missing swan from the conservatory- you are our precious angel!!

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Wearable Wednesday J W Anderson


Ok,this is making me a little queasy. How about I focus on the grey boots in the front row- those are fabulous!

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I think JW’s mom never got him the big box of crayons.

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Now Missy- you march right back into the den and hang those drapes back up- you are sooo grounded!

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Wanda’s movers are never getting their blankets back .

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Squeak-squeak Squeak-squeak Squeak-squeak Squeak-squeak

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Is that a whoopie cushion wristlet?

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Fionas mother guarded her chastity with a drawstring and a symbolic screenprint.

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Um, yeah……

jw8The models look like they are having trouble walking in the clothing- it does look sticky.

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Wearable Wednesday Olympis Le-Tan


Agnes couldn’t put her finger on why the Human Resources manager hadn’t just gone ahead and done the interview today.

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Ms Wentzy was never asked to chaperone the 8th grade dance again.

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Aw, damn- ain’t this cute?

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I can’t stop smiling- it’s hurting my face! I want a whacked out Columbine shopping outfit!

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Just popping out to the grocery store-

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Where is Blair Waldorf when you need her?

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A crotch proscenium! What a subtle way to say you like role playing!

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Saving the best for last:

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Wearable Wednesday Zoe Jordan


This is how the back of all my needlepoint looks:

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Always secure the scissors before going to bed at night.

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I think I’m about to sneeze at this too.

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No more strip poker for you, Lady!

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Mud flaps. Interesting choice.

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And yet she still got a cold.

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Warm hands, cold……well, you know…..

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