Wearable Wednesday Babyghost


This is a test. Of your ability to focus on the clothing. Ready? Don’t be distracted by her ankle wounds that look like someone let a rabid woodchuck feast on her. Don’t . She got them crawling into the photographers window last night trying to get back her e cigarette.

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Don’t be distracted by her obvious rage at the photographer who said he’s call, but obviously he prefers that slut from Red Valentino that she saw him with last night at Butter.

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Don’t wonder if her right leg has been oddly photoshopped- she asked as a last favor for them to remove the tattoo she got of the photographer back when things were good.

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Don’t be distracted that he paused the photoshoot while another model brought him a falafel. Right in front of her. Like that wasn’t their special food truck.

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….once upon a time I was falling in love- now I’m only falling apart…..you bastard!

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Oh, my God- did he really just tell her that? He said I was like a young Elle Fanning…..

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Smile? With my eyes? The eyes that just saw you give her a grape! One of MY grapes!

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Oh, you think you’re getting these shoes back? Over my dead body. Raoul.

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Wearable Wednesday Hermes


I believe the cohesive theme to this collection is ‘things I have seen Jeremy Irons wear’

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See!!! I told you!

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This fabric- yes please.

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The prototype was made of legos.

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I can definitely do without the hip turban, but I love the jacket.

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I’m sorry, I can’t walk 5 feet with a towel on- how is she keeping her boyfriends henley from falling off??

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How is Grandpa supposed to fight off pneumonia if you keep stealing his happenin’ cardigans??

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After the show, the caterers took this dress with them by mistake.

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Wearable Wednesday Moncler Gamme Rouge


That is one angry sailor. They must have canceled shore leave.

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She looks like she overheard them calling her ‘Bonnie Boob knot’ backstage.

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Is this a nursing dress?

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This looks very chaffy.

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Didn’t Anne of Cleves wear this on her head once?
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Is this made of Space muppets?

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With that ‘come hither’ look she’s giving us- no wonder it has a draw string hem!

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Wearable Wednesaday Sally LaPointe


This is all over the place. In that almost good way. Shoes? Kind of Bing Crosby. I also love that it has Velcro panels for hanging stray socks until you find their mates.

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Um, huh….well. Yeah, I’d be mad too.

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Ladies, lets put our bodice trays in the upright position, we are preparing for take off.

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These next bust darts are for you, Mrs Mole:

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Back in  9th grade I used to buy this foundation color. Not so good.

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I like- unless you tell me the fringe is coming from her tail or something.

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Is it backwards, or does she just wish she were walking away?

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Wearable Wednesday Tia Cibani


My head hurts just looking at her hair. This reminds me of when poaching salmon in brown paper was cool.

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Hmm…yes, this top looks dangerous, but lovely. Like the model.

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Everyone told Alice that Anne Rice was not really a good prom theme….

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These pleats are intriguing- and probably filled with lint and cookie crumbs. Well, mine would be.

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Just nope.

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Are you seeing this, Vogue Patterns? It’s right up your alley.

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Damn. I forgot to secure my jacket lining and on such a windy day…..

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Wearable Wednesday Erdem


Erdem has been selected to create attire for the special interns that must unobtrusively follow Anna Wintour from place to place. Let’s see what they’ve come up with, shall we?  This one is designed To blend in with the Vogue wallpaper in the first floor powder room- Ms W must never get caught stealing all the little Karl Lagerfeld shaped guest soaps.

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Used to distract Choupette from clawing at Vivvy Westwood while Daddy is speaking about aliens and taffy pulls.

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Refilling her all licorice and Blueberry jellybelly carafes after she’s been inconference with Vicky and David…..

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In case she gets lost in Stella McCartney’s annual Soy and Kudzu Maze and needs to be rescued without embarrassment.

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Discretely hiding in the window dressings & ringing the bell during her monthly séance with Coco Chanel’s guiding spirit.

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disguised as a canopy bed in case her mink Teddy bear, Lee falls off the bed during one of her reoccurring night terrors involving Jodhpurs.

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Wearable Wednesday Rachel Comey


Today we will play “yes,Vogue’   ‘NOVOGUE!’ and try to hint to our pattern company which of these we’d prefer they hacked for us. Ok?

NO, VOGUE!!

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Yes, Vogue

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Yes, Vogue- come on, it’s interesting and  gives you a gut grin!

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No, Vogue- wait- does Vogue do window valances?

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No Vogue- but you won’t listen to us, will you?

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Yes, Vogue- come on, I want a new 80’s rock star duster!

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It’s too late, isn’t it? This is already on the next catalog cover, isn’t it?

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