Wearable Wednesday Stella Jean


Full disclosure- I love Stella Jean- the prints, the shapes. Me-ow!Tho I totally see Jared Leto in this one.I hope this is 1 piece- it’d make people crazy trying to keep the stripes matched.I’m getting an emo Paddingtom kind of feeling here-Yes please. As a sloped shouldered gal- I feel Enid’s pain here. Oh no- I just- no Stella, this is too Dr Denton!Ok- phew, we’re back on track. Crap- spoke too soon.No ones waist should ever be here. It’s just wrong. Gees, why do I find this so cute? It’s like Dude Ranch Hailey Mills!?This is Chanel rebellion in its best form!Welcome To Cactus Rapture- May I show you to a fitting room?I’m about to propose to this blouse and cheat on it with this skirt. Air Houston first class is indeed classy!This is very Queen LetiziaPhoto credits- vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Moschino


I think they are whipping out these superhero movies WAY too fast!

At least they gave her a sassy sidekick….Once more Snape was overlooked for the dark arts professorship….insert your own Knocker joke here:Wanda was ready for the annual shoot- she didn’t just study the pheasants- she was the pheasant!Erica’s professional arrival was undercut by her forgetting to remove her bike helmet. Lisa- just wear the sweater Nana made you- you’re going to make her cry and leave you out of the will!what’s on her- is she wearing a- nevermind. Don’t tell me. Then this happened:

Chastity belts return for Fall 2019- not a moment too soon, eh Kris Jenner….Judge Judy Singeapore premieres this fall! Check local listings.

Is that granny square wig fencing?

Oh- my ride is here!

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Mint Designs


Look- there’s like barely anybody working today- we can do anything!!

Enid- lets give each other perms in the break room!!

Is there any of that cheeseball left in there?Don’t eat the cheeseball. Wait- have you been here since the Christmas party??Are you drinking that? This early??Who’s here? A staff meeting now? we’d better wake Alice. Or maybe not. Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Oscar de la Renta


I need loveliness.

We’ve earned it. Go on- wear Liberaces drapes!

I’m having a textilegasm. Give me a moment.

Sigh….

I want a mammoth handbag that is a little more expensive than my fiat….it’s the little things, right?

It’s totally casual Becky- just a few friends and matadors….

Must.Stroke.Dresses.im making that Homer Simpson drool face.

5 yards please- m’kay? Thanks Oscar.

Oh quick Enid! It’s down the hall on the left! Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Reem Acra


Erin tried hard to include Phillips cat in their wedding- but in hindsight, she really would have been safer carrying a bouquet.

Amber- you’ve left us no time to buy gifts- we will only be in Target a moment!just tell the driver to wait!

A Christmas wedding complete with popcorn garland details for the bride!

‘No, no Ronald. I’m not disappointed about getting a toaster- NOT an engagement ring. I’d never given it any thought!’Gaw- Wanda, you are so over the top- my mothers church does not have a moth problem!?Just exchanging cookies at CiCis pizza? I have just the thing….

Serving dinner at the homeless shelter- don’t they deserve me at my best?

Don’t sulk Enid- of course we found your ‘I am the gift’ joke hilarious….again.

Photo credits: Vogue.com

I dreamed I baked cookies in my Burda 6974


Good morning everyone and welcome to another day in the kitchen of the Pie-and-Leer Woman!

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You know nothing quite warms my dainty heart like whipping up vittles for my extremely virile and all-American husband Lard! Today he’s out in the corral castrating the livestock and working up a manly appetite! So I’m in the kitchen as God intended making him a little snack! 2

Lard works so hard and he likes me pretty, so I always bake in a fresh new outfit with grease defying cleavage!

1 Today I’m wearing Burda 6974 and it it’s in a sassy knit geometric print so I can run out to the paddock and wrestle a calf if necessary, without getting any noticeable blood on me! The gathered front neckline has a draped center and reminds me of Darlin’ Lard when he tucks his bib into his flannel and tears into some ribs! 8

I got the fabric shipped from Fabricmart cuz it wouldn’t do for me to be out of the kitchen for too long- my menfolk need constant nurturing and hearty proteins!7

This shape is a favorite of mine and I cut it as a dress originally- but decided it looked too much like another dress I had- so I tunic’d it. See, Lard isn’t the only one willing to cut things off! 4

photo credits- pattern review, little me,