Wearable Wednesday Vivetta


Im so glad Daniel Radcliffe has found more work!

This collection is all liverwurst and bananas for me. Things I like in small amounts but not near each other. 

Legs- those are legs. Evil clown blouse with disembodied legs.

I hate the underwear waistbands. Yech. But I think I hate the weird decorative napkin folding blouse more. 

The latest in incontinence chic!

Hey! Louis xiv called- he wants his slippers back!  Oh Land o lakes I am a funny girl! 

Giant office supplies will give the model a precious elfin look- trust me! I know things!

Paloma vowed to stand on Diegos porch until the entire Fellini collection had played and he tried to leave with that slut Alba!

Are those water pumps? Is that why the pockets are waterproof? No. That implies thought and planning. 

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Vilshenko


This collection feels like it was inspired by Natassia Kinski visiting her therapist at the Dakota:

Oh, Dr Feldstein, I want a pony!

Ariel was asked to find another therapist after it was discovered that it was she that kept stealing the window sheers.

Lulu found the cacti to be kindred spirits to her warmth. 

Saffronia set fire to her stepmothers fur vault and refused to sit like a lady.

Pansy was a wallflower that refused to consider blooming.

Muriel convinced her twin that she was an only child. 

Harriet ran naked thru her grandmothers DAR charity tea and no one noticed.

 

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Hellessy


The models here!


Oh good job Phil- she looks really lifelike. 

Let’s do the indoor photos first- before she defrosts. 

Phil! I told you to get a fresh one! Look she’s starting to slump already!?

Well the budget didn’t call for that! It’s no big deal- we’ll splint her- 

Really Phil? You think this is working? Don’t pull to the left so hard!

Fine. I’ll just put her there and you can wait while I get the harness. 

Better? I knew it would work-

Ugh, Phil she’s dropping on the rented rug. Don’t worry- I’ll prop a fan in the cuffs. 

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Romance was born


It promptly died.

Erin was always being accused of scratching the pews at St Scurrilous. But dang it, she never missed mass- even after an all-nighter.

I was going to delete this shot, but hey- my phone may have offered us the best way to view it.

Darren’s Goth Nutcracker was a surprising hit- 

Louise’s mother finally got her money’s worth on her old dance recital costumes by making her wear it to prom.

Somewhere out there- either Kim or Kanye is wearing this….

When you win a prize you didn’t want-

Adult coloring dress?

Come on Gwen Stefano- you know you want these pants-

Gees- that floral arrangement is ugly- gees it’s totally distracting!?

Oh- that’s what the designer was smoking….

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Wolk Morais


Rupert knew he’d killed it in his job interview- he’d worn his lucky boa just to be sure!

Evangeline turned to personal service jobs for out of town business men when the circus closed down.

Drop crotch overalls are never good….

‘Phil! I knew you’d come back-‘ Vera said to the trench coated figure who entered the luncheonette looking like yesterday’s news already wrapping Tuesday’s fish….

Louise hated bra lines- so she always wore armored bodices.

Yvonne knew she’d never get out of the steno pool unless she could get Mr Finkles attention with her sassy can do spirit and incredibly high waist….

Arden bought Farrah’s original wig at auction and knew she was the belle of the ball!

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Chloe


Nostalgia! This is the same coat Archie Bunker wore every day back in the 70’s!

This is what Archie Bunkers toilet wore every day back inthe 70’s!

Am I seeing an opening for the models tube feedings? 

As part of the education I bring you- let me state the importance of an emergency outfit on hand. Too many people end up in the emergency room looking like this when little Fergus puts a salamander in his ear at 3am. 

You could punish Fergus for his worrying you to death by making him wear this Little Lord Fauntleroy business:
This year We’re into recycling. This used to be the bean bag chairs from the I Felta Thi fraternity house- doesnt she look jaunty?

Major pattern placement issue- unless you like being called cobweb crotch….

Photo credits:vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Anouki


As Elinor strolls the catwalk, her ruffle has morphed into a viper and is slowly slithering toward her othopaedic oxfords. She has no idea of her peril!
Louise was ever the professional- at the last minute she moved her cervical collar to a jaunty hip wrap and went for it!

Oh, NO Wanda- no one will notice you were behind the gym with Fergus- you aren’t a bit disheveled!?

Purse or the purloined artful dodgers cap?

Oh Penny, just shave your legs already!?

Just grab a sleeve- we haven’t got time for details!

Brenda showed her dominance by wearing the pelts of her enemies lounge chairs! 

Photo credits: vogue.com