Is it possible that dating Marilyn Manson is some sort of secret style school?
Look at him- quietly contemplating the joys of single needle tailoring.
Has anyone besides me noticed that after co-habitating with his freakishness- people come out so much better dressed?! I of course exclude The Dita from this list- she was and is always amazing- maybe she helped him develop a style curriculum for his future mates.
Here they are probably leaving the Victoria and Albert Museum retrospective on Spats and cravats happier times, I’m sure.
I know that he would have you believe that he and his misses just hang around the dungeon painting with squirrel blood and mocking the republicans, but I think secretly he has them in a sensory deprivation tank with only fresh copies of European Vogue for company. Passers-by can hear him screaming over the bass line,
‘NO! THATS RUCHING!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING FROM A BRIDGE LINE???’
Case in point Evan Rachel Wood:
Before Manson? She was just that kid from Practical Magic- post Manson?
I tell you his demonic paleness is very proud right now. He’s just not very demonstrative.
Rose, your tank appointment is at 2:15. Please be early and bring your own towel.