I like to post a little tasteful crazy on friday, but this is a critical situation. This must be contained in a timely manner, so today I bring you Colleen Rooney- footballers wife, skin cancer enthusiast and large earring devotee. We’ll ease in slowly with a view from the rear, giving you time to adjust your vision for the full frontal.
I have seen some seriously lovely red lace this year- I’m talking to you, Michelle Williams- this is just not that.
What would you do to save this party frock?