Heidi: Today we will judge your latest efforts and as always one of you will be moving on and one of you will be out.
Me: But I’m not a contestant, I’m just making some doll clothes for a friend…..does that light have to be right in my eyes?
Nina: Lets look at the first piece. I find this a little bland- do you really understand who your client is? Do you see perhaps a professional woman in this?
Me: well, no, more of a toddler, I guess.
Michael: Never underestimate your client! They are your Lifes’s blood! It’s the kiss of death, right Colin Firth, Guest Judge?
Colin: I’m not sure why I’m here, is this Helen Mirren’s Celebrity Duck Hunt?
Heidi: lets talk about the pink one! I’d wear that. In fact, I know my husband would love me in that. It’s like a Leider-romper!
Michael: Leider-rompers are SO Halston 1995….I’m so over it- it’s like a diaper cover or something for a washer woman!
Me; Well, it is a diaper cover…
Heidi: Can I try it on? NOW?
Me; um, I guess, the crotch snaps….
Michael: Did you say snap crotch? Oy vey!
Nina: oh, daring, risky – but so derivitive of Viviene Westwood 1984- is that really what you want to say?
Michael: Snap crotch takes me back to my Studio 54 days…..
Nina: It needs editorial thought and introspective- I’m not sure where you are going with this collection
Me: I’m not really a contestant on Project Runway-
Michael: Well, not if you can’t take criticism and act like you aren’t even involved in the competition! All designers get negative reviews- not me of course, I design for Gwyneth Paltrow, but other people get bad reviews….you need to toughen up and find your muse!
Colin: Seriously, am I being paid for this?
Heidi: Anne, I think it’s obvious that you have ideas, a good work ethic, but your vision is muddled and your collection looks like it’s for an incontinent fatty. I’m sorry, but it’s ALVETERZANE!
Nina: Colin, can I get a ride to that duck hunt with you?
Colin: No. Not unless someone pays me for this.
I sure hope Bitty Baby is more understanding…..
Photo credits: Definitely NOT style.com
These are adorable!
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LMAO!!!!
Cute kiddie clothes. I knew there was a reason I don’t watch Project Runway… 😉
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They’re perfect for you real audience, I like the pink jumper the best.
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“Snap crotch takes me back to my Studio 54 days…..” ha ha ha ha!
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LOL! I’m sure your friend’s doll will be suitably impressed. 🙂 At least she won’t be naked….like our barbies always were…?
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These are fabulous! The jumper is my favorite, also.
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Lovely outfits. That was hilarious, I needed a laugh to get my day going.
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OMG, you nailed their commentary! Best laugh I’ve had this morning. The doll clothes look adorable, and appropriate for a toddler doll so….
Hopefully the process wasn’t too arduous. I especially like the purple romper, although I’m having shudders at the thought of Michael Kors in a snap crotch. EWWWWWW.
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Best post I’ve read in a long time. What a wonderful way to start my day!
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What a lucky girl to get such fabulous doll clothes!!! Awesome job…they are all great.
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I like them! Especially the purple one! Any of Reina’s dolls would love to walk the catwalk in those garments!
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Very cute, all of them and I haven’t a fave. Oh and you really crack me up. Brilliant. Emily.
PS must look up Studio 54….. but not crotch snaps….
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I’m new to your blog, but I’ll be back. You are too funny!
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You are hysterically funny! It could be because it’s so close to the real thing.
Leslie
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Nina, you must read this!
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No, no!
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Oh wow, you were about a year too early with this!!
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