Sorry, that’s probably way too provocative a title for the nocturnal antics of the Grievous household.
Surely you must know that Karen of Did you make that? is hosting a Pyjama Party and we were all invited! Now little me is really more of a gown gal so I used a colorful, floaty gauze to whip up a little number. It’s Simplicity 9505, a simple peasant style top with a gathered neck and sleeves.
I’d like you to think that I am all about some deep, socially relevant reading, so I’ve lied of course.
Here’s the real story:
Yes, multiple dachshunds and trashy smut! God bless it! The book is a lovely Austen-homage I found, reputed to be the ‘lost sex scenes’ that Jane’s editor made her remove. They were found in a flowerbox of a Lake District home on a Jane Austen tour and lovingly published for future generations. The cover features Mr Collins about to get a caning. Of course, I don’t let the pups read it! These photos are staged of course, normally I don’t get this much of the bed. Scientific fact- late at night dachshunds inflate to 4 times their original size. The cats don’t stand a chance, nor the husband for that matter. But, luckily with such short legs you can roll them like logs. But if you should go to the bathroom, you can assume you will not get your spot back- much less your pillow and blanket!
** Now please everyone, I’m asking you kindly- please do not repost these hot, hot pin-ups for any online dating profiles you may be contemplating!**
photo credits: meadhawg, little me