Pattern Pyramid Pile Award Ceremony- live from the Drawing Area!

Ah, awards night! Rich with tradition, formality and dignity.The team from Price Waterhouse have arrived and it is time for the selection of the first Pattern Pyramid Pile winner. The air is thick with tension, nerves strain as our honored selector moves into position on the selection altar/coffee table. Bruderlein has been training for this for his entire life! His impartiality is second only to his love of fairness and equality…ok, whatever, he’s a dog.Our team here at The Grievances have placed each name facedown on the selection altar/coffee table and it is being further masked by a small piece of purina senior cat diet indoor formula**.

On with the selection!Oh, it’s a melee! The Price Waterhouse reps are storming the selection altar/coffee table! Please keep your seats as security works to control the situation.Oh, the carnage! Not since the MTV video awards of 1998 has such barbarity ensued during a time-honored presentation. This crap NEVER happens at the Nobel awards?! It’s a dark day for humanity say I.Alright, the names have now been entered into my saturday night chapeau and a new drawing will commence. We appreciate your patience and during this time we ask you to take a moment to reflect, so that when your grandchildren ask you where you were on the day of the…


you will be ready with fresh images and feelings about the…..Oh! Oh! We have a winner!!!We request that    Velosewer!      please email me to begin the glorious mailing process and life of rich envy that our winner has entered into. Thank you everyone and as we leave the Dorothy Chandler Pavillion, please  drive safely and remember to tip your waiter.

**Please note, no endorsements were accepted and no applicants are named Ralston or Purina or are themselves senior indoor cats, that we know of**

photo credits: meadhawg, google images

42 thoughts on “Pattern Pyramid Pile Award Ceremony- live from the Drawing Area!

  1. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love it! Congratulations to the winner, and kudos to you for making this a highly entertaining post. Melee indeed! I’ll be chuckling about this in the middle of the night!


  2. Amusing as always!!. I was enjoying it without the pictures, but with……priceless. Thanks for the light hearted entry into my evening. This post and a glass of wine and my day is ready to really wind down.

    You’ve got talent, baby


  3. csfont says:

    Best awards show ever…not even Cher’s infamous get ups could top this! Thanks for the entertaining Sunday night fest. RHONJ was no competition 😉


  4. OMG, how funny. At least no fights broke out. And look how shiny those suits are the Price Waterhouse gang is sporting. Tell me, does the cat have any thoughts on the drawing process? Congrats to the winner!


  5. I was searching for the original post on your blog, for the Pattern Pyramid as it arrived at my humble abode yesterday and I’m doing the write up for it to post on my blog. And, lol I never saw this! It was BG (Before Catja). It’s fantastic! They could give Kitty a run for his money!! He’s nervous….but not too nervous as he’s a legend in his own mind. Oh, who are we kidding, he doesn’t care at all, he loves himself to much. And high self esteem is the cornerstone of a well adjusted life! Right??


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