Tokyo, we are back! 
I am overwhelmed. 
I may have lost all facilities….
wha-
huh-
um…
hmm-
Is-
ok, I think, I have it-
yah, I know what this is!
I can’t stop looking!
Ok, so this promising young girl group was flying to their first overseas concert tour and they hit turbulence over a long-inactive volcano next to an Incan ruin and their plane plunged downward and the heat, radiation and mystic Inca enchantments turned them into the Glam Mutants! Their mission is to roam the catwalks of the world and fight evil with their amazing hair and layering powers!!
photo credits: style.com
Pretty Grievances 
I thought it was a contest: “Model your favorite Bratz doll.”
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They are so mattel doll-esque, aren’t they?!
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You’ve said so little, and yet, so much!
Actually, there are a few good design ideas buried in all the hair and layers.
Thanks for my Wednesday morning smile. You never fail;)
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It totally intrigues me, but had that barbie ‘my gym bag coverts into a ballgown’ look
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Just proves there are plenty of stylish homeless people in Tokyo! Actually, I think there may be some gems in there and not hidden in those gawd awful wigs. Have they been watching old reels of Tammie Faye Baker? Anyway, love the Glen Plaid coat and the classic lines of the pants. I think I might even like a few of the tunic type dresses but hard to tell with all the other stuff. You sure those wigs aren’t from a 101 uses for a dead cat. Recycling at it’s best…….
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The wigs are like bad James Brown parodies!
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I actually really like the openings on the knee seams. Would save a lot of people time spent patching!
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You don’t have to worry about them looking baggy either.
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‘Ok, so this promising young girl group was flying to their first overseas concert tour and they hit turbulence over a long-inactive volcano next to an Incan ruin and their plane plunged downward and the heat, radiation and mystic Inca enchantments turned them into the Glam Mutants!’
Only possible explanation.
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I knew you’d agree.
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They look to me as if they were having a contest over who could put on the most clothes from out of the laundry hamper.while blindfolded. Some nice color combos though were found, Maybe I should try this as an color exercise during our next sewing class,
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Like Supermarket Sweep backstage! Just keep dressing until you are called to the catwalk!
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can you imagine being nit nurse at that school!
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One more reason carpal tuneel syndrome is workers comp!
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Another sign the Mayans may be right on with 12/12.
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Oh, don’t let me die in one of those wigs!!!
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Layering and lenses…what is with the blue contacts and grey big lips never mind the James Brown “do”. Imagine what the back dressing room looks like…boxes of scraps and crap and like lynnewll says…blindfolded and told to keep putting bits and pieces on until it is their time to be called. It is all very spooky!
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Its sort of comic book styling. The wigs make them look like bobbleheads….
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OMG that first top…it’s like her boobs are barfing flounces…this whole collection is something else. Though, I actually like and would probably wear the purple top in the 7th picture.
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I liked #7 top too- boobs barfing flounces is hard to say, but worth it!
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Sorry…were they wearing odd clothing? I was mesmerized by their weird lips and couldn’t see anything else…well, other than the hair.
Is it possible that in Japan, the odder the designs, the more $$$ some investor will throw at it?
Has anyone actually BEEN to Japan and SEEN these clothes *gasp* walking the streets?
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The last model requested a neck brace to help hr steady the wig!
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Hideously creepy.
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But the colors are fun- don’t you want a bondage trench coat?
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i couldn’t even see the clothes because I was fascinated with the wigs. eeeeeek.
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Beth, those were my thoughts exactly! I had to go back and hold my hand up over their heads and then take another looks at the clothes, and there were a few interesting designs in there. but those wigs, oh those wigs…
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YOWZA. That is some interesting inspiration right there.
I will say that I was most intrigued by the pants with the split knees. Hmmm. I don’t think I could make it work, but I appreciate that it could be appearing on a street near me soon.
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You could throw some lace under those pants and be all ‘Wilson Phillips’ revival mode…..
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Several thoughts occur to me: Knee cutouts are so much classier than wear holes…?
I’ve never seen hair so big, how do they keep those wigs on their heads or manage to stand upright under all that weight?
Are the boobs on that first model barfing?
I’ve always wanted a skirt made of kitchen towels–so handy for when you’re slaving over dinner.
I really don’t know how you find this stuff, but thank goodness you do, it always brightens my Wednesday! 🙂
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I’ll bet when they sit dow it makes at least 5 minutes o arrange all those hangy-downy flaps and pieces….
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Ah, my weekly dose of weird. Come for the funny, stay for the comments. Thankfully, this has happened because it probably will never be done again. It’s like a magician technique, look at the big hair and you won’t notice the ugly designs.
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You can hide alot of bunnies and doves in these costumes!
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The lips and hair were very offputting but I really liked some of the skirts and dresses – bit short for me but the ideas were really interesting.
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I kind of like the last one- it’s the most cohesive.
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Oh and “barfing flounces” has got to be the quote of the day.
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Didn’t Roberto cavalli name his yacht ‘barfing flounces’?
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I don’t think this has ever happened to me before. I have no words…………..
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Well, you saw how long it took me to make a sentence! Don’t feel bad!
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My first thought: ode to Gaga.
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Is there too much coverage?
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This is another ‘holy shit’ collection…although, I do like the colors. 🙂
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I’d love to haul off a few bolts of this fabric….
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Funny funny. Thrown better out!
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Ah yes, you’ve made Wednesdays the best day of the week. Btw, noticed a couple of these girls/women aren’t.
Thanks again,pnp.
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The menswear was fairly odd too, now that I think of it, but oh, my, these may be very special models behind those bluey lips!!
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So that’s how I wear my fabric scraps when my hair is affected by humidity. Ok then…
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See! It was all a plan….
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Claymation meets – oh, star-shaped knee holes!
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Now this is more like it. We don’t come to Wearable Wednesday to see normal.
By the way, I had a senior moment that lasted all day. I’ve been reminding myself to check for WW first thing in the morning and I just a few minutes ago that TODAY was Wednesday. (Uh… maybe I shouldn’t have admitted that?)
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no one is judging! A few weeks ago I posted it on tuesday by mistake and everyone was kind enough not to mention it! I’m just glad you made it to the ball!
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… I just a few minutes ago realized that… That senior thing is still going on apparently. Strange thing to happen to a 29 year old. (And she lies about her age too.)
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I think I was just befuddled from birth!
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Ah the comic relief for my week!
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I was so tranfixed by the heads and hair that I kinda missed looking at the clothes altogether. Is that the sign of a clever bad designer?
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Or a good smuggler!
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in Australia we refer to men’s bathers/swimwear as budgie smugglers… is this the upside down catwalk version?
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Upon further scrutiny, it may indeed be!
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I am pretty much speechless.
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Imagine standing next to one of these outfits at the grocery store…..
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I think I have…and I was pretty much speechless. except with my jaw agape.
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Or is it ‘designer hits back at copyright infringement’.
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The name Facetasm still makes me giggle. The first time I saw it I was trying to think of the Engrish that they were going for with the name, but could never figure it out. Face orgasm? Face ghost? Face laughing because it has no idea what the body is wearing??
This is one of those collections I can appreciate for the creativity, but wonder if anyone actually buys the clothes and wears them. You could probably get one of those carpet sample stacks and just wear that for less money.
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Heehee! I think generic sci-fi when I hear the name!
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I actually like some of the ideas, especially the skirt in photo 3. But wear with plain everything else!
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They are alot to look at but so many great ideas!
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