Lena, will you be my best friend? I will give you the snowball out of my lunch….
I am feeling an overwhelming pull of slavish devotion to this collection- not felt so strongly since 8th grade.
I want this designer to think that I am cool and I want to hang out at her house.
Lena, I will do all of your social studies homework….
I won’t tell on you if you pull the fire alarm or smoke a cigarette with Eva Deller.
But if you aren’t my best friend, Lena- I just know that I will die. I just know it.
So, if you would just think about it, ok? Cuz you are sooo cool.
Um, ok, sometimes you make bad decisions, like smoking with Eva and the suspender skirt, but…..
I think I’ve found my new Betsey Johnson!
Do you want to hang out with us, too? But remember, she is MY best friend and she likes me the most.
We are going to go to the mall and flirt with 11th grade boys and try on wigs….
Ok, but don’t bring Eva Deller. I hate her. She is slut.
photo credits: style.com