Last month in Tokyo. 
I think it’s a hat. 
Ok, this styling is just annoying and distracting. I’m going to ask everyone to put a tiny post-it note over the models faces so we can continue. Ok. Better? Now I see the shapes and I like them. 
Interesting color combinations. It’s ombre time…
Ok, this time just put the post-it note wherever you think it needs it most. I think I’ll use 2. 
This one makes me think of a Cotton Candy Biker gang. They don’t have a lot of street cred. 
Do not adjust your sets…..
I think they should have handed out aspirin at the show. This lighting probably gave everyone a migraine. I sort of hope thats a trap door they are standing on.
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Pretty Grievances 
Albino Oompah-Loomphas!
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Give the gal a kewpie doll for our 1st Wonka reference!
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I just want the next pattern pyramid.
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Hmm…you have me thinking…watch out,
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Transvestite Ken Dolls from Asia?
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Gotta get myself one of those hats!! And definitely want that pini in the second last photo.
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It looks awfully flammable- please be careful around the tiki torches!!
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Ummmmmm….
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Yup. That about sums it up.
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Attack of the candy-colored zombies?
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Well, The Frosted Zhombies was one of my potential band names, in case I develop any musical skills….
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Can I be in the band? I’d be great on tambourine!
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Excellent!
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Have the creators of the Hunger Games seen this?
The people of the Capitol would love these outfits.
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And may fashion be ever in your favor!
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😀
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Oh my… oh my….
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Subyle styling rules the day!
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I think someone forgot to tell those grandmas that they were supposed to wash the “age reducing mud” off their skin and remove the spa robes before heading out…
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Thats some mud!
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(sarcastica font on) at least the models look happy, and the clothes are figure flattering, and the colours don’t burn your retinas. The hairdressers and make-up artists did nice work too, I see the hair catching on at the nursing home I work at. Just slap those suckers on and you are good to go. (sarcastica font off).
What the flack? Doesn’t the designer know that Star Trek Next Gen DS9 and Voyager are all off the air and they don’t need costumes anymore? Same goes for Babylon Five.
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I swear the first 2 drew me in then…oh, oh, my….
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Once again, that’s not a hat or hair, I think it’s their brain. Who knew that brains were in varying shades of pastel!!!!!
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Well, iy was close to Easter…
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Are the real people or mannequins?
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I think they are real mannequins, but male or female?
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Oh. Oh, no. I’m not ready for this. With so much here, I’ve got nothin’.
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How about the dip-dyed trench? Come on, you must love it!
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OK, I knew this was going to be a fun post when I saw the words “last week in Tokyo”…and it didn’t disappoint! From the ‘I think that’s a hat’ helmet hair to the stupidly weird styling and ‘are those my great-grandmother’s shoes?’ stuff on the models, this is yet another great post from one of my fav bloggers who leaves absolutely NO stone unturned in order to bring us the weirdest, most interesting, out there and occasionally outstanding fashion!
Personally, I think this is another one of those ‘who gave this designer $$$’ situations, but that’s just me. After viewing this collection (and taking a couple aspirin for my stressed out eyes…!), I felt irritated and slightly depressed. I think it was that sad little baggy number with the sensible shoes (for a 90 year old!).
Thanks for another great Wearable Wednesday post! (WHERE does she find these collections???!) 🙂
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PS…still laughing at the ‘Cotton Candy Biker Gang’ and their lack of ‘street cred’ comment…!
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Poor Tokyo, I know they have better designers than these mud covered calamities- I must find a gem soon, it has to happen!
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Was the floral suit from the last picture stolen from Peter of Male Pattern Boldness? I think he wore it better.
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Peter’s bedsheet couture is sweeping the globe!!
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Now I know where Id seen it- Cousin Cathy wouldnt wear any of this tho!
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Pleats, pinafores and pastels…what else goes with that? Knee high socks and cotton candy helmet hair of course! Throw in some ginghams and plaids and you have everything a modern woman should avoid. Sensible white Easter pumps just complete the look…oh my!
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A collection where only the styling connects the pieces- what would Nina Garcia say!?
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Ick, just ick……..bleurghhhhhhhhhh…..
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Once more the models refused to be paid in clothes!
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“Brains” came to mind immediately….brain mapping on models…what insightful thoughts they may have!! Other than that, I like #1 very much. Also, plaid jacket on #2.
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1 & 2 lured me to my eye-strain doom!?
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I bet they have found where Godzilla keeps that clutch of eggs, just halve them and TADA, a big breakfast AND headgear! As to the fashion, two words come to mind, butt ugly.
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Maybe those are egg beauty masks!
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Where
do
you
find
these
things?????
Still laughing out loud. Did they paint those girls purple before or after they glued on the Ken doll hair?
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I feel like style.com started covering Tokyo, Berlin and Copehagen just for us!
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Ugh, ugh, ugh. Baggy styling only suits 6ft tall beanpoles, and the colours! you should rename these posts Unwearable Wednesday.
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I just know if we keep shoveling, we will find our pony under all this …..
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cannot make my mind up if it’s a bad case of cradle cap or fondant icing on the heads. As for the clothes, not big and not clever (how scary are those velvet jacketed twins!?- zombie High School)
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Im always weirded out by the twinsies modeling- is there strength in unattractive numbers?
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Do these designers actually get paid? That’s waaaaaay too much pastel for one runway. At least I know what Max Headroom is up to these days…
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When I saw the first one I thought, “This is going to be okay,” but then… I don’t know. I do like the colors and the styles are not bad but… just the way it’s all put together I guess.
By the way, I want plaid tights but I think I will wear them with a denim skirt.
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There must be a shortage on hair dressers because your last two wearable wednesdays featured models with fake hair. Odd.
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Presumably those hairdo hats would be waterproof. Right?
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I would bet they are very unbreathable and smell like old windbreakers in a lost and found box!
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Or swimming caps! Yuck:(
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hideous, looks like estate sale rejects.
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This is definitely not the reason to get up early and wave a paddle!
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BARF! Those head-pieces are horrible. They look like the molded/painted hair on a Ken doll. But, like most train-wreck-type situations, I couldn’t stop looking.
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It was intriguing like some internet sites the FBI monitors!
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So funny! They should be on “What Not To Wear.”
~Claire
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I doubt this would make it past Stacey!
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I’m still not sure if those are humans or mannequins! Wow. You’ve outdone yourself, Anne. [stands up, starts slow clap]
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Maybe we need to do an annual ranking of the scariest Wednesdays- this would get high marks!
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1. Nightie suitable for drafty nursing home/convent retreat 2. Least flattering culotte style possible in dullest print imaginable 3.Bag lady’s dayjob 4. Happy accident driven home 5. Spookily pastel clone failure 6. Wanted biker jacket Mum made me this 7. Wanted anything, Nan knitted a dress, it stretched 8. sisters….. Hair by left the perm lotion on half an hour, it melted my brain and then set solid.
Thanks Anne, I like to keep up.
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Couldn’t the models at last stand like they didn’t just run groin first into a plexiglass wall?
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I was LOL at ‘Do not adjust your sets…..’. Were they using black lighting? Not to be funny, but I think this might just appeal to the Lolita culture in Japan.
Sandy in the UK
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If this is what you end up as after your Lolita Goth years, I prefer not!
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At first I would cover the models’ heads and just look at the clothes and then it made more sense. But then it stopped making sense when I tried to think of who the target customer is for these looks. I can’t picture any of them* being worn by someone on the streets of Tokyo and not looking kind of fugly. Don’t get me wrong, the shapes and silhouettes are nice, but those fabrics look like they were imported from the bargain bin of a Goodwill in North Dakota or something.
*I love the ombre plaid look!!
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I just know that knit jumper makes crunch acrylic popcorn noises when she walks! Do you think tehy used a koolaid thigh bath?
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