Every New Years the peasants bring the Snow Queen a gift of Toilet tissue. It’s a beautiful ceremony.
Raise your hands if you’d secretly like to try this on inside out-
How to turn on Jack Frost-
Even tho her ear infection was almost too much to bear, Martina valiantly did the runway show.
Soon all the models were infected and no one would loan her cigarettes.
ok, this feels doable.
Abby secretly worried that she looked like a waffle cone.
Where did the models put all of their used cotton balls, the dressers wondered….
Careful- 
photo credits: Vogue
You make me laugh OUT LOUD every single week. Thank you so much!
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We have fun, dont we?
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Hilarious. Laughed my head off, it’s like Eskimo meets lab technician!
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Ooh good one!
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Waffle cone INDEED.
Seriously, I don’t think that much illusion mesh should be seen anywhere but the skating rink. I wonder if that’s where these ladies are going? Seems appropriate.
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Very Candyland Icecapades!
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they are too thin
\but the dresses are classic!
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Lord, give us a model with hips just once!
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hahahahahaha
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I did- very thought provoking-
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you can comment/ criticize what ever you think is good 🙂
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Seriously, those models are verging on the completely gaunt. Hands up any of you whose thighs curve in like these. How can they present clothes that fit absolutely no one in real life.
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Especially using such thick, textural detail!
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Those poor skinny girls. Having said that I think I want a silver cape and white fur yeti boots for winter ..
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um…yeah…I kinda do too.
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HAHAHAHAHA! You always brighten my Wednesdays.
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how to catch cold fashionably.
I did like no. 2 and 3 apart from the toilet roll (which comment did make me laugh more than I have for a long time.) I also like Jack Frost and the final one but probably because I wish I had made them. Great wearable art!
So here is a question – these are so pretty, what WOULD you wear under them to make them suitable for wearing without hypothermia (or drawing stalkers)?
Sandy in the UK
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Under it? Now why line it? 😋
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I just love your running commentary each week! The toilet tissue is priceless! I do like the classic lines of quite a few of these.
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They are fantasy lovely!
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Well so much for wearing #5 and #11 to the birthday party, you would pop all the balloons. I think the reason they are all wearing cotton balls is to staunch the flow of blood from the inevitable wounds that these two garments would inflict.
I actually like some of these clothes and could see myself wearing them during my next performance with the Ice Capades. What is a capade anyway?
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Thats a good question! Can you be capadous on a good day?
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Someone really wasn’t thinking (or didn’t have your wicked sense of humor) when they chose those accessories, but I found most of this collection pretty, easy on the eyes, and creative in a non-insane way. 🙂
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There are a few pieces that are really quite lovely, like the white dress and the funnel neck coat.
Always love the comments!
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Looove the funnel neck coat- what an entrance you’d make!
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I love Wednesdays, especially when there’s weirdness.
I like the seventh dress. I’ll take it without the cotton ball earrings and the hat that’s sliding off the side of her head.
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But the hat adds that level if saucy foolishness that we all crave for everyday!
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Oh I know. I’m just so stuffy and dowdy. 😉
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We need more cottonballs in our outfit planning!
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I WANT the grey with the jeweled center front and contrast cuffs. Please.
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Oh yes, please!
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LOL! Brilliant commentary as usual! I loved the bit about the toilet tissue… 😛
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Its a very personal hygiene product collection!
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The fur boots make her look like her feet have been bound! And Abby was right to worry….sprinkles anyone?
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They look like couture clydesdales!
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I’m expecting to see some of these looks on Game of Thrones, really, I am…
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Those crows need to barhe before they can wear these!
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LOL, you’ve missed your calling! Brilliant commentary. Will have to look again when the tears have dried!
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The models have tissues-
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Oooh I like this lot, mostly pretty, some look they were sewn onto the models seconds before they walked, but velvet, faux fur, snowflakes are all winners to me. Forget the cottonwool balls in the ears, why do some of them have white furry boob hats?
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Oh, Tempest- you have just set me up for some amazing google search terms!!!
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There are some lovely parts of this collection. The first dress, I was scrolling down thinking, hmm, pretty, not too crazy, a bit loose in fact and then WHOA… what the hell is on her feet?!? I think those boots are wider than her waist.
Minus the pom poms, boots and toilet paper rolls, there is an awful lot to like in this collection.
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Lol! I actually have boots almost exactly like this, in a multi-coloured fun (fake) fur. http://gjeometry.com/2013/02/27/sewing-bloggers-united-for-a-meet-up/ (Scroll to pic of me in front of streetcar/trolley mural).
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You’re a great story teller!
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Didnt I see you at the cotton ball winter fest?
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Gosh Yes! I forget to tell you I would be there. I was employed as a night-time story -teller to famous people’s kids and I tried my best to scare them – the kids I mean. I guess we’ll have have to wait 20 yrs to find out if my plan worked…….
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“Every New Years the peasants bring the Snow Queen a gift of Toilet tissue. It’s a beautiful ceremony.” Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa ha ha!! Lol. I laughed :).
And, is that real fur? Blech!!!!!
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HeeHee!
That is all 😉
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I could totes put some of those looks together if I borrowed my dad’s fuzzy mountain goat boots.
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Wow, my father rocks more of a Fred Mcmurray vibe….
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My dad was in the army in Alaska, so he needed fabulous boots to keep warm, I guess?
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Hi. Just letting you know I have nominated you for a Versatile Blogger Award. Some people love awards, some people don’t. Please don’t feel any pressure to participate. It is entirely up to you. Just my way of letting you know I enjoy your blog.
Your Wednesday line up was fun as always.
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