Every New Years the peasants bring the Snow Queen a gift of Toilet tissue. It’s a beautiful ceremony.
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Even tho her ear infection was almost too much to bear, Martina valiantly did the runway show.
Soon all the models were infected and no one would loan her cigarettes.
Abby secretly worried that she looked like a waffle cone.
Where did the models put all of their used cotton balls, the dressers wondered….
photo credits: Vogue