I feel like this may be a runway walk of shame. It feels like these pieces go, but not as a plan. More of a ‘run out to get jerky at 3am’ kind of thing. BY the way, that was not a euphemism.
I like this jacket- and so did Buster Pointdexter….
Stop- jammie time.
Explain in comments, please: 
Huh. 
Aunt Fester?
Couldn’t you just take off the squirrel for a minute?
photo credits: Vogue Netherlands
The only explanation, as far as I can see, is that they have snuck out in the night in their jammies to scrape up roadkill without being seen. Which would explain why they look sooooo pissed off too! Perhaps they’re hungry and should have cooked the road kill rather than wearing it. Squirrel soup anyone?
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Mmm squirrel…..what wine do you serve with that?
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I’d suggest a Pinot Noir or Shiraz.
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Duly noted for future event planning!
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Always glad to help. I also think squirrel benefits from lots of onions and herbs. Think venison, only much, much smaller!
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if indeed the models have snuck out in the middle of the night – here’s hoping they get a midnight snack and fatten up a little!
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As usual, I think the designer should send me some of this fabric, I promise to use the squirrels sparingly!
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I have no idea why it isn’t in the post already for you!
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Im sure it is!
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Have a sweet babydoll top to wear with your scruffy fur and sleep pants…
But I want some of that horsey fabric in the second pic!
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Me too!!
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I like the black dress, but not with blackandwhite dizzy checks.
Sandy in the UK
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There are definitely layering issues here!
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I think I may have resembled some of these when someone pulled the college dorm alarm in the early morning hours (but with much less stylish footwear).
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Its all coming back to you now, eh?
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Back when the roadkill wine of choice was either Boone’s Farm or Lambrusco!
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All the parts of this collection seem nice but they don’t all have to be worn together. Why women seem to think they look good wearing pajamas out in public after Stella McCartney made that her life’s mission. The babydoll tops just are all wrong with the rest of the cozy components but maybe they all escaped from a BFF slumber party and ran out of celery and mineral water and headed out to the nearest convenience store for more. The rodent neck warmers are just a nice added touch!
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As always, you have an interesting take on this collection I.e. Aunt Fester!!! Too funny! I agree about the whole pj thing, but there are a few bits and pieces that I find interesting. Thanks for the morning smile.
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I want to see dress #5 without the coat. I’m a little afraid too though. I like the fabric but you know how designers are.
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I kind of love these silhouettes, actually, along with the pattern and texture mixtures (minus the roadkill). I’m horrified by pajamas in public, but this kind of layering, not trying to be sexy but still making an effort, I love it.
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Its got something, I cant put my finger on- an old school Ralph Lauren pj party feel….
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It looks like a re-boot of the Lagenlook. I do like the fabrics and the styles are unique but as others commented not all at once. As for the squirrel . . . well, I think enough has been said on that topic. LOL!
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Im not big on things wrapped around my neck- live or not!
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I want to see more of that dress under the B&W gingham blazer!
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Yes, it could be cossack smart!
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Was it Coco Chanel who said you should get ready, put on all your accessories, and then take one piece off? I think they could have taken off 2-3 layers prior to walking on the catwalk.
I like the A line of the Aunt Fester coat. The explain in comments dress reminds me of times where I only had one winter coat. And it was great 90% of the time, suitable for walking to school, going shopping, visiting friends… But there would be that 10% where I was dressed up (maybe a wedding?) and felt silly in this clearly casual coat but I had no other warm option. It really feels like there is a great dress under there covered up by an unsuitable coat.
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Did you do the coatless dash from the car like I did?
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I agree with Mrs Mole items work in their own right not all mixed up together.
I worked in an old folks home in my youth and residents would often take off in the night they too wore pyjamas, overcoat and handbag, I wish now I had paid more attention, not to them going awol (the older you get the more fleet of foot and cunning you become!) but to the satorial choices for their great escape. I would probably be a stylist to the stars instead of sitting in this lawyers office stealing a few moments of blog time!
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Oh it does look like a holiday in the ER, doesnt it? I am seeing Lauren Hutton at 3am!
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Looks like grabs from the thrift store gone wrong on the 3am run to the store for cigarettes & red bull (those models are not going for jerky, that’s for sure!) What a mish mash of stuff – looks like a giant bag of thrift store purchases was dumped backstage for the models to sort into outfits. “Make it work”!
Sidenote: I’ve had to stop reading these Wednesday posts at night…the angry models are interrupting my sleep! Feed them or something, people!!!
PS – LOVE those gray shoes in the first pic 🙂
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Must….have….diet coke……blarrrghhhh
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I like a piece on it’s own here and there- but the conglomeration of PJ’s, roadkill, and multiple prints hurts my brain… I do confess I am going to try a pair of heels tonight w/ my jammies! 😉 ~Laurie
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Well, sometimes we have to ask ourselves, what would Carol Lombard do?
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Why are all the jackets so big? Maybe they accidentally made them in normal size and they just look big on the models? I quite like the Cossack looking dress and boots, though I’m not sure about the checked jacket on top.
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Miss, you aint seen nothin’ yet- I have a large scale wednesday planned that will puzzle you even more!
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Neither Paul nor Joe should do runway shows ever! It’s better for the environment that way!
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Just odd, so odd.
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At least they’ll feel feel at home in Walmart according to some of the pics I’ve seen of shoppers there – jammies galore. Actually I kinda like the main items – just the dead squirrels are the put off here – oh And giant jaw bones!
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But these are too big- Walmarters usually have the opposite problem!
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I kinda of like the pants with the little horsies on them- not that they’d be flattering on any body-shape in the known universe.
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Ok, I think we could do fun things with horsey fabric!
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Ugh- KIND OF, Not kinda of.
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Please, be grammatically casual, you are among snarky friends here!
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Sigh. This collection makes me miss the mental hospital.
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Real foxes draped ’round the neck. Blech. I hate all of these outfits. I use the term ‘outfits’ fast and loose. Blech, again.
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(AND, I say the above with the clear, unfettered and unapologetic knowledge that I have, more than once, worn my jammies out of doors….yup, I said it. And yet, still wouldn’t have ‘bleched’ myself. Not saying a lot for these…)
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I can honestly say Ive never worn jammies out of the house, but, my other fashion crimes surpass it, Im sure!!
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Nothing brings neck sweat like a live choker!?
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You know, I never really thought poking my head through a (skinned) deer butt was fashionable. Clearly, Paul & Joe disagree.
And I loved the “Aunt Fester” comment, so accurate! 😀
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Its an art….
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I love love love the horse print trousers!!
The rest look like modern day Miss Havershams who’d be lucky to get any “jerky”. Though their paramours may be desperate to tear off the mountains of hideous clothes they’re wearing.
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Love it!!!
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