Blessed are the meek, for they shall achieve browedness!
Blessed are the braless, too apparently.
Are these leg stencils supposed to make them look like barber poles at formal events?
This is a mixed bag for me- some great pieces, some good shapes…
Some strange clingy crotch curtains.
This is my favorite.
Ok, what celeb can you see wearing this? It would be a babystep toward Rhianna buying a bra….
This sweater business makes me think of Linda Evans trying to seduce John Forsythe.
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Pretty Grievances 
Need good legs to wear these! Not sure about those ribbons wrapped around the models though – looks like the fake tan has streaked.
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Its so odd- I cant figure out what that leg business is at all!
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Crotch curtains – you nailed it!
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I think we need to create a couture term database for things such as these.
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The brows and white eye makeup are way too distracting. The leg paint reminds me of reflections as if the models were standing next to water. What that would have to do with the collection, I have no idea. Your favorite is mine too and I agree – the last look is very 80’s. I think I may have had a black and white sweater dress very similar to that back in the day!
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Did you have a permed bob and huge earrings, too? I felt so cool!
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YES, exactly! A perm was the only way I could get my lame hair to the required height! And I wore a thick back belt with it and it was like waaaay cool.
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And sometimes my rubber bracelets got caught on my belt, but it was all worth it!!!
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Where do they find so many models with square shoulders and Frida Kahlo faces? The first one reminded me of something a Mayan Princess would wear to a ceremony. Nice clothes but the phrase comes to mind, “nice start but where is the rest of the outfit?” Do we really need a transparent training bra for grown women?
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Is there a brow stylist job that we could train for? We are probably missing travel and adventure in an unknown industry!
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Your favorite is my favorite too. Although, I do really like the black and white skirt and jacket, just minus the see through bra 🙂
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Nothing makes an outfit like an unlined bralet, right?
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It’s hard to get past the hair and eyebrows. I sort of like #’s 4 and 6. As usual, too short for me though.
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Even with barber pole leggies?
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Maybe if they were opaque barber pole leggies. Maybe.
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It’s amazing how they can make what are probably pretty little girls look so scarey!
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Its a skill.
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I’m going to have eyebrow nightmares now…
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My muses were Ed Asner and Oscar the Grouch….
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Nope doing nothing for me. I agree with Mrs Mole it feels like something is missing on each, a woolly jumper and bare a***! What would mother say?
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Potential, but not quite. Not even enough shock value to titulate.
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Mrs Mole nailed it. These ideas look half finished. BTW the girl in the black and white ensemble is an Australian model who is very pretty when she doesn’t have two fake moustaches glued to her face.
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I’ve discovered Vogue Australia online and it is very cool!
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That’s ironic because I love British Vogue online!
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Linda Evans?! I LOL’d on the bus! Now people think (read: know) I’m crazy.
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Ummm, I think I can see these at the beach, for sure! Minus the weird leg stencils. But, can’t say I would wear any of these walking down the street on a Tuesday.
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Are you sure? Some of them seem quite street walker appropriate!
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Oh, forgive.
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Heehee
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