Ok, so I’m not exactly the athletic sort, so maybe thats why I’m not getting this so much.
Is that a non-skid bib?
Wow. I have whiplash. Do I comment on the gargoyle pendant or the fishscale cuffs? Or the reflective neck tourniquet? Mind freezing!!!
As a public service, I ask you to please go see Kazz to cleanse your palate of this bomber jacket. Look how it’s bringing the model down.
Wha- whe- oh, I don’t know. That bracelet cannot be taken into federal buildings by the way.
Tank Girl would not care for this. Neither would her cousin Fishtank Girl. Not to ask a too personal question, but why are her breasts so far apart? Are they trying to escape this outfit too?
Oh Shamu no.
Aquaman meets Gem and the Hollograms and its not so good for either of them.
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