Wide lapels that get into your soup are bad enough, but when your date ends the evening with an eye-patch….
They were gold leafing backstage, poor girl.
Ok, so what is going on here? I expect the model to get to the end of the runway and fling her panties at Andre Leon Talley….
I would whisper to her that she needs to adjust her thingy, but I’m not sure what to tell her to adjust…
She looks like she is about to bowl a strike with that head of cauliflower- lets watch…
Her date had no idea where to pin it, so she’s stuck carrying her corsage all night.
If Nana had any idea she was wearing her apron like this, she would be in serious trouble!
Is it attached?
I like the stripey action- looks like she likes cauliflower too. 
I am in love with this one. I know not why. But, I have to ask- is her tattoo a tiny biohazard sign? 
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Pretty Grievances 
Disappointing catwalk 😦 sadly. This designer is Australian and usually his stuff is ethereal & breathtakingly lovely. Not sure what happened with this collection!
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Exactly what I was thinking, but the first pink draped dress isn’t bad. Not keen on the cauliflower as accessory though.
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Maybe a friend has started a handbag line?
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Ive really been enjoying the Australian designers Ive found lately- I see lots of good bones in this one.
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We do have some awesome designers. I think you’ve done Dion Lee?
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LOL at the cauliflowers! The first two cauliflower carrying models are wearing dresses that actually look interesting – and lovely colors – although that second one looks a little dicey. Love the light pink one! The gold leaf thing…she looks miserable! And that front – is that supposed to be flattering? Yikes.
The ‘needs adjusting’ dress…where WOULD you start? Hard to know what’s what there. The belt was easily identifiable even if it appeared 10 sizes too big, but the random red band…what’s up with that?
The ‘apron gone bad’ was definitely the worst. What. Did they have a major sale on that fabric or did he lose a bet and HAVE to use it? Was this a Project Runway “you must incorporate this granny apron fabric in your design” challenge I missed. Awful. Really awful. Run.
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Well, other than prom dominatrix, my favs are the same as yours- I really think we’ll revisit this designer, I see alot of good ideas- and healthy vegetables.
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Love the last one with the roses lining! The rest are not so bad and the gold leaf garment just would be perfect for a garden party!
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I saw a lot to appreciate this time- I think this designer will get a 2nd look!
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Funny! Cauliflowers are so in this year then!
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It goes so well with organic fibers!
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I actually liked a few of these. Clearly my snark muscle needs exercise.
Cauliflowers!?! Pfft 🙂
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I mostly mocked styling- these weren’t horrifying at all, were they?
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Almost total absence of horror. Quite nice really. But I don’t like cauli with my clothing 😦
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Too gassy for couture?
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Hmmm? Hadn’t considered that.
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Do you know, I quite like some of these! I really really like the dress with the thingy (is it an extra belt?) and I like the pink and pale blue dresses that come with cauliflour bags. Maybe this is the start of a veggie bag trend! I think the gold leaf dress would also look better on someone a bit more curvacious…
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I wonder what the hula hoop belt number looks like with the model still- I couldnt tell if the issues were from it being in motion….
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Oh, of course I think everything looks better on the curvaceous!
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Hey me too!! I love a curvy hourglass !!!
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High-5 across the interwebs, Ladies!
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I see some possibilities with some, as to the cauliflowers…LOL, I had a good chuckle at that one. Maybe that’s all the girls get to eat, sure looks that way.
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Great commentary as usual! Reading your blog is the first thing I do every Wednesday morning (it sets the tone for the day). I really like all of these (except for #3 and the floral cape). The flow-ey, girly-ness of it really appeals to me.
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Oh you are so sweet! I love when femininity is embraced, but not pished over the edge- I definitely want to see more of this designer!
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This collection is well, I don’t know what to say. But your commentary is spot on as always 🙂
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LOL, I simply must pick up some cauliflower now that I know it’s the trendiest accessory. When people look at me like I’m crazy I’ll just raise my noise and think what plebs they are. 😉
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Those who dont get it, just dont matter!
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The first one might be nice without the pointy vest. The second one is lovely… well, the fabric is lovely. I’m not sure I like all that complicated business going on with the skirt. I really like the light pink one. Lose the cauliflower and add some nice, normal accessories. They wouldn’t have to be terribly normal, just not vegetables.
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Interesting laughs the two lads at the back were having during the stripey cauliflower and the last one with the random rose tubes at the side.
the 3-point tattoo was also on the inside right shoulder of the grandmother’s apron. some secret society?
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I love it! A secret cult of Diet Coke worshipping models!
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The one with the flowery giant collar makes me think of the dinosaurs from Jurassic park that spit black goo at people …
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Oh I love it!!! I want a raptor lizard capelet!!!!
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I kind of love the last dress, though perhaps without so much rose fabric wadded up on the side.
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I like a nice floral wadding!
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Most of those aren’t too wearable, but sometimes that is the point. I like that the designer tried to think outside the box.
http://www.etsy.com/shop/CurvyTiffy?ref=seller_info_count
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Its not crazy but not stale- wow, how did that happen?
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Oh yeah, I’d wear the heck outta that pink and black number that you like. My inner goth is loving the strapping detail and my floral and pink fan loves the roses.
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Its soooo special! I need an event!
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What a shame. There is so much in that collection which is nearly nice, almost terrific even, but none of it manages to get to the finish line.
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Its all forgivable except for the shower capelet
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I have to say, I sorta disagree with the masses, i actually like these outfits! I think the colours are grand and the drape is lovely! But do not understand their need to carry produce. Weird.
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I get you- I want to see another collection from this designer.
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You always get me….’sniff, sniff’….
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Kindred we are.
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