On the whole I like these, I think adult fabrics may be growing on me!
Ah, who hasnt longed for a business onsie?
I cant figure out what this one is doing. If you pull the cord, does it deploy?
See? Lame is a neutral! I knew it!!
Ok, I think marsupial pockets just met their match!
This vest is very cool, me thinks.
This is an old lady raincoat inside out, right? Is she tattooed to match or is it the most embracing turtleneck ever!?
This last one is what I will wear when Mycroft hires me!
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Hello? Wearable Wednesdays is actually wearable??? What’s going on here??
Like this stuff. With the exception of the mammary pockets. They are a little attention seeking…
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Useless pockets ride again!
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Ah…but the weather is turning…you can keep your hands and boobies warm at the same time!
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A practical suggestion!!
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The vest and the last grey dress are so practical! The rest with the rust floral plaid pattern…you nailed it as raincoat lining…yuck! And since 2 of the models are wearing that lame crop top with titty pockets we might just start seeing these in all permutations soon…I hope NOT!
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With all the talk of storing your cell phone in your bra causing cancer this seems like a bad idea- but it would keep your gummy bears nice and squishy!
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I literally LOL’d at “titty pockets”. Brilliant!
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You know Michael Kors would love that title!!
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Whether I like the clothes or not, I always look forward to your commentary. You make me smile and I love it. Thanks. š
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Will you make us a grey flannel onsie?
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I rather like this lot. And am delighted to learn that lame is considered neutral now. That will make this winters choices easier for both of us š
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Wait until I start pairing it with my work scrubs!
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I like the jacket in pic #2 (Maybe. I’d like to get a better look at it.) and the plaid skirt in the next one. The rest? Meh.
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Im basically against jumpsuits- so I was leery, but I want a suiting dress now and of course some lame!
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Lame is a little out of my comfort zone but perhaps I should go there sometime.
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Do it! Do it! Embrace the gaudy!
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I always wonder with jumpsuits – how are you supposed to use the bathroom without it dragging all over the stall floor? The marsupial pockets may be handy if she’s going jogging after the show and forgot her sports bra. I do like the vest (and the shoes in the last outfit).
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Ok, so you drape it trainstyle over one arm- wait- this is an executive jumpsuit- your college interns hold it aloft for you while you piddle!
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Excellent – and I want the executive pay to go along with my new jumpsuit and interns!
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Well if course!
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Man, I need to get some lame now that it’s the new neutral. Most of these are pretty nice but then I do like a black or gray suiting boring sewer that I am. PS – if I had boob pockets I’d put oranges in there just for laughs.
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Or just run up to strangers and offer them a patty melt?
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OMG!! Is THAT what happened to my old couch?!?! Somebody better jump on that–it’s limited edition!! š
I do like the long coat in the third picture. It looks sexy, and dare I say it? Practical.
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This is very womenly, isnt it? A designer has gotten the menswear on women down!
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LamĆ© as a neutral ! Like that. Very unsure about the office jumpuit, and not just because of the bathroom issues. Is all that grey worsted comfortable or flattering? Doesn’t it say plumber’s boilersuit more than fun onesie? The skirt under the marsupial pockets is nice.
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Not bad overall, though not terribly exciting. Those mammarian pockets might do for the nursing businesswoman. If they were constructed, with secret openings, one could whip the girls out for a discreet pumping in the break room. I rather like the lame.
I share the bathroom accessibility fears with the business onesies. I don’t suppose they have incorporated a drop bottom like the union suits my grandpa used to wear?
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You never fail to make me chuckle with your witty observations – thank you! I quite like the last one, not sold on somefof the others though!
P.S. just realised lame is what I’d call lamĆ© (seriously not trying to be a dork). The while time I was thinking “lame? A neutral? What does that mean?!”….now I get it, gold-i-licken-chain lamĆ© is now a neutral…..makes SO much more sense! Lol
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My keyboard didnt want me to look cool!!!
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It took me a minute to read “lam-ay” not lame. You are not alone.
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Sometimes it is lame too!š
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I can just see it now…
“Excuse me miss, but fondling your breasts is not appropriate in our establishment”
“Oh, no, see I was just warming my hands in my pockets”
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Adult fabrics are growing on you?? I was worried I might have to ask you to go lie down until you felt normal again, but then you observed that lame was a neutral and all was well again in the universe.
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I take baby steps!!
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Oh thank you for the okay to use lame as a neutral, as to the pockets….I can only imagine the comments I would get at home. The last look, love it and the trench with the plaid skirt.
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I think Im going lame shocking soon!!! I want to see if I can do it!
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I totally love some of these! And just realized that I have never considered what I would wear if Mycroft was hiring…… you’ve given me much to ponder….
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These are important decisions!!!
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Love all of these, this is the quintessential Autumn/Winter collection! An OFFICE onsie!!?????? Oh, yes please. You know I’m a fan of the jumpsuit, whether it be for skydiving, discoing or jaunts around the beach and I had NEVER thought of making an office-worthy one. I see this in my future.
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For the executive paratrooper who has everything!
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EXACTLY! My long-standing wish to parachute into work may have finally found the correct attire!!
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I love to see dreams realized!
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Not your usual high fashion non wearable garments. I could almost see me wearing some of these, but certainly not all of them.
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A mixed bag but more wearable than usual i thought too!
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Ehhh, not so much on this collection. There are pieces that have promise, but they look boring and old lady to me…and that’s an insult to most of the ‘old ladies’ I know! The “mammary pockets” (good one!) are just plain stupid.
I do like the shiny lame used as a base top, though…kind of fun š LOL at ‘lame as neutral’…:)
Can’t for the life of me figure out the appeal of those business onesies…! Excuse me, I must leave the board meeting and will be gone quite a while since I basically have to undress to get anything accomplished…! Just silly.
Personally, I think before anyone sends something down the runway that’s meant as a serious, actual garment, they should be required to wear it for at least 4-5 hours FIRST. Just my two cents (and about all it’s worth!).
Thanks for another collection to cross off my list š
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I think Marc Jacobs took your advise- I remember him sporting much of his tacky pilgrimwear about last year!
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