Just you wait until she gets warmed up- seriously- she is a dance machine! A petulant dance machine in sleepy pants.
Look, her dress matches the backdrop! Which matches nothing else!
Did she get attacked by an angry paintball brigade?
One more button wouldn’t have hurt this look! Shake that invisible martini shaker! 
Psst- I can see your nipples thru this air filter you are wearing…..
No, not a ruffle cuff jumpsuit. I can only take so much! Bring back the paintball Assassins!
Huh. I almost like this. On Goldilocks or as a hamper lining.
Sadly, this is not Mr Darcy in the lake scene…..
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This is the sad tale of ‘when awesome fabric meets horrendous design’.
Coulda been so beautiful… coulda been so right…
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I also hate that some prankster ran off with all the shows footwear- luckilly our model had just left zumba…..
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LOL my friend dragged me along to Zumba one day… I was dreadful until I realised you need to pretend to be drunk… then it’s easy!
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I wonder of that works for yoga….
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I just pass out on the floor and call it relaxing/meditating
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Right to the essential cooldown period- excellent!
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LOL at the ‘Darcy’ comment…! Maybe the wet hair, but miles away from the shirt!
Interesting fabrics, awful design, more ridiculous styling…yawn. yawn. yawn.
I’m still kind of in shock that we caught the model SMILING and looking HAPPY in that ‘coat’ pic, though…! Got to be a runway first.
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She wont go far with that positive attitude!
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With the extra buttons and the occasional bra/vest they are all too wearable. Just not innovative. I mean, who hasn’t answered the door with dh’s jacket hastily pulled on over pj bottoms, and I’m sure there’s a decent enough for hospital nightie or two in this collection.
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Didnt Michael Jackson work the jammies/blazer combo for court?
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While I wouldn’t say that I like any of these pieces, I actually find this shoot kind of refreshing. I love the motion, the different backdrop and the fact that she’s SMILING! The whole thing looks quite fun! Still, didn’t sell me on anything, did it?!
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It was nice to see a model that lookd supportive of the designer-
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That one dress gives muffin top a new meaning…she could certainly keep warm a few hot cross buns in there. Well, what do you expect, they could only afford one model and at that, snatched her from the shower…
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‘The runway styling felt clean…..’
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I sort of liked the first photo – though I don’t know I could carry off pj trousers in public. The rest left me a bit cold. They could have dried off the model, poor girl!
Sewbusylizzy has found the reason I was so bad at zumba! Now I know that I may give it another go đŸ™‚
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Drinking helps runway models too it appears!
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That black nipple teaser top was made from what is left after they punch out huge sequins, I think it is called “scrap”. Too bad they didn’t save any of them to place in strategic positions. The rest are a yawn and the pink dress with a pouch for a “breast dog”of your choice was made for Dolly Parton, not this happy clappy model.
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I admit the models spotlight dance was more interesting than the designs- which seem so random!
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Looks like family visit day at the mental hospital. Whatever drugs that model is on, I want some.
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She does seem quite liberated!
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Oh how I love Wednesdays!! Where would I be without Your Wearable Wednesday to put a smile on my face? I actually burst out laughing with the air filter comment đŸ™‚
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If only we could be as happy as that demented model!
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Some of these bring to mind someone doing the walk of shame in the morning while still drunk. Or staggering to Starbucks the morning after while still drunk.
Although I am not in like with any of the clothes, it is like a breath of fresh air to have a model smile and display any degree of enthusiasm. I wonder how she will make a living once the word gets out that she smiled while being photographed. Poor girl.
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That first pic is a definite walk of shamer!!
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My only thoughts are – comfy and I need to sew up another pair of Tofino pjs (maybe in pink). I agree that it’s nice to see a model actually having fun!
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Comfy most definitely!
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Oooo! Pink! No, wait… Never mind.
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Pretty sure those pills on the backdrop were not just for show. Someone was on drugs here.
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Shes been licking them….
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Well, at least she had comfortable shoes?
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Also, have you ever seen the movie “Coming to America”? Because her hair just made the “soul glow” theme song pop into my head. đŸ˜‰
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It is!!!
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Hahaha…. Welll the pink fabric is pretty but she looks like she is going to fly away with that bodice… Brought back a memory of the flying nuns hat! ~Laurie
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Sister Bertille formal wear!
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Damn you P, now I want to watch Mr. Darcy….or maybe I should thank you. Hopefully his gruff hotness will cleanse my brain of this lackluster collection.
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This collection lacks his brooding sensuality!
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So this is how to deal with a smiling model….Slime her!
The pajama and tux look is my fav, takes me back to my student days. I often used to go to the corner shop to get a newspaper (to make sure I wasn’t in it) and a bottle Irn Bru (hangover cure) like this, after a particularly heavy night….Ahhhh!
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Slime her! Slime her!!
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Where is Tim gunn when we need him!
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No one used the accesory wall thoughtfully, did they?
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Ummmm, I got nothin’. You think they woulda at least taken the 5 minutes to blow dry her hair….
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Maybe a bizarre secret modelling weight loss technique? ‘Waterboarding for a slim you’….?
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Wowwww so bad! ROFL at your Darcy comment đŸ˜‰
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Darcy was our palette cleanser!
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I just saw a slide-show titled Rick Owens Spring 2014. It is insanity, and I’d just love to read your take on it. đŸ™‚
Mary in Thailand
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He is about due for another wednesday visit, isnt he?
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Two words “oh dear”. I feel sorry for that navy blazer in the first picture. I was so horrified by the rest of the pictures that I almost missed it, it’s actually kinda nice,
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They all kind of look like the ‘mad woman in the attic’
scene.
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