Just you wait until she gets warmed up- seriously- she is a dance machine! A petulant dance machine in sleepy pants.
Look, her dress matches the backdrop! Which matches nothing else!
Did she get attacked by an angry paintball brigade?
One more button wouldn’t have hurt this look! Shake that invisible martini shaker!
Psst- I can see your nipples thru this air filter you are wearing…..
No, not a ruffle cuff jumpsuit. I can only take so much! Bring back the paintball Assassins!
Huh. I almost like this. On Goldilocks or as a hamper lining.
Sadly, this is not Mr Darcy in the lake scene…..
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