Just you wait until she gets warmed up- seriously- she is a dance machine! A petulant dance machine in sleepy pants.
Look, her dress matches the backdrop! Which matches nothing else!
Did she get attacked by an angry paintball brigade?
One more button wouldn’t have hurt this look! Shake that invisible martini shaker! 
Psst- I can see your nipples thru this air filter you are wearing…..
No, not a ruffle cuff jumpsuit. I can only take so much! Bring back the paintball Assassins!
Huh. I almost like this. On Goldilocks or as a hamper lining.
Sadly, this is not Mr Darcy in the lake scene…..
Photo credits: style.com. All images remain the property of their original owners.
Pretty Grievances 
This is the sad tale of ‘when awesome fabric meets horrendous design’.
Coulda been so beautiful… coulda been so right…
LikeLike
I also hate that some prankster ran off with all the shows footwear- luckilly our model had just left zumba…..
LikeLike
LOL my friend dragged me along to Zumba one day… I was dreadful until I realised you need to pretend to be drunk… then it’s easy!
LikeLike
I wonder of that works for yoga….
LikeLike
I just pass out on the floor and call it relaxing/meditating
LikeLike
Right to the essential cooldown period- excellent!
LikeLike
LOL at the ‘Darcy’ comment…! Maybe the wet hair, but miles away from the shirt!
Interesting fabrics, awful design, more ridiculous styling…yawn. yawn. yawn.
I’m still kind of in shock that we caught the model SMILING and looking HAPPY in that ‘coat’ pic, though…! Got to be a runway first.
LikeLike
She wont go far with that positive attitude!
LikeLike
With the extra buttons and the occasional bra/vest they are all too wearable. Just not innovative. I mean, who hasn’t answered the door with dh’s jacket hastily pulled on over pj bottoms, and I’m sure there’s a decent enough for hospital nightie or two in this collection.
LikeLike
Didnt Michael Jackson work the jammies/blazer combo for court?
LikeLike
While I wouldn’t say that I like any of these pieces, I actually find this shoot kind of refreshing. I love the motion, the different backdrop and the fact that she’s SMILING! The whole thing looks quite fun! Still, didn’t sell me on anything, did it?!
LikeLike
It was nice to see a model that lookd supportive of the designer-
LikeLike
That one dress gives muffin top a new meaning…she could certainly keep warm a few hot cross buns in there. Well, what do you expect, they could only afford one model and at that, snatched her from the shower…
LikeLike
‘The runway styling felt clean…..’
LikeLike
I sort of liked the first photo – though I don’t know I could carry off pj trousers in public. The rest left me a bit cold. They could have dried off the model, poor girl!
Sewbusylizzy has found the reason I was so bad at zumba! Now I know that I may give it another go 🙂
LikeLike
Drinking helps runway models too it appears!
LikeLike
That black nipple teaser top was made from what is left after they punch out huge sequins, I think it is called “scrap”. Too bad they didn’t save any of them to place in strategic positions. The rest are a yawn and the pink dress with a pouch for a “breast dog”of your choice was made for Dolly Parton, not this happy clappy model.
LikeLike
I admit the models spotlight dance was more interesting than the designs- which seem so random!
LikeLike
Looks like family visit day at the mental hospital. Whatever drugs that model is on, I want some.
LikeLike
She does seem quite liberated!
LikeLike
Oh how I love Wednesdays!! Where would I be without Your Wearable Wednesday to put a smile on my face? I actually burst out laughing with the air filter comment 🙂
LikeLike
If only we could be as happy as that demented model!
LikeLike
Some of these bring to mind someone doing the walk of shame in the morning while still drunk. Or staggering to Starbucks the morning after while still drunk.
Although I am not in like with any of the clothes, it is like a breath of fresh air to have a model smile and display any degree of enthusiasm. I wonder how she will make a living once the word gets out that she smiled while being photographed. Poor girl.
LikeLike
That first pic is a definite walk of shamer!!
LikeLike
My only thoughts are – comfy and I need to sew up another pair of Tofino pjs (maybe in pink). I agree that it’s nice to see a model actually having fun!
LikeLike
Comfy most definitely!
LikeLike
Oooo! Pink! No, wait… Never mind.
LikeLike
Pretty sure those pills on the backdrop were not just for show. Someone was on drugs here.
LikeLike
Shes been licking them….
LikeLike
Well, at least she had comfortable shoes?
LikeLike
Also, have you ever seen the movie “Coming to America”? Because her hair just made the “soul glow” theme song pop into my head. 😉
LikeLike
It is!!!
LikeLike
Hahaha…. Welll the pink fabric is pretty but she looks like she is going to fly away with that bodice… Brought back a memory of the flying nuns hat! ~Laurie
LikeLike
Sister Bertille formal wear!
LikeLike
Damn you P, now I want to watch Mr. Darcy….or maybe I should thank you. Hopefully his gruff hotness will cleanse my brain of this lackluster collection.
LikeLike
This collection lacks his brooding sensuality!
LikeLike
So this is how to deal with a smiling model….Slime her!
The pajama and tux look is my fav, takes me back to my student days. I often used to go to the corner shop to get a newspaper (to make sure I wasn’t in it) and a bottle Irn Bru (hangover cure) like this, after a particularly heavy night….Ahhhh!
LikeLike
Slime her! Slime her!!
LikeLike
Where is Tim gunn when we need him!
LikeLike
No one used the accesory wall thoughtfully, did they?
LikeLike
Ummmm, I got nothin’. You think they woulda at least taken the 5 minutes to blow dry her hair….
LikeLike
Maybe a bizarre secret modelling weight loss technique? ‘Waterboarding for a slim you’….?
LikeLike
Wowwww so bad! ROFL at your Darcy comment 😉
LikeLike
Darcy was our palette cleanser!
LikeLike
I just saw a slide-show titled Rick Owens Spring 2014. It is insanity, and I’d just love to read your take on it. 🙂
Mary in Thailand
LikeLike
He is about due for another wednesday visit, isnt he?
LikeLike
Two words “oh dear”. I feel sorry for that navy blazer in the first picture. I was so horrified by the rest of the pictures that I almost missed it, it’s actually kinda nice,
LikeLike
They all kind of look like the ‘mad woman in the attic’
scene.
LikeLike