She looks like someone has rubbed her the wrong way! 
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur……her butt has got to be sweating.
Is this Kyle Mchlachlen??? Pull your pants up, Kyle!
Dear God! Hip bones or alien antennae???
Its Umpire Barbie! Her dress converts to padding for game day!
Stylish and bulletproof. It’s a formal hot pad. 
I’m sorry, if I squint at this it looks like a teddy bear going thru a carwash backward.
ka-choo!
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Pretty Grievances 
I think I have that blue fabric – from NY.
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I do want to touch it….
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That faux fur “outfit” makes me think of The Cinnamon Bear. Where are his friends, like the crazy quilt snake?!!!
As always, enjoyed your commentary 🙂
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Ah, Cinnamon bear!
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I don’t hate this collection. The only bad piece is the last jacket thingy, but even that isn’t too bad. you’ve showcased much worse
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Its true- how can you be bad at such cuddliness?
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I love Wednesdays – I grab a cup of coffee to go along with your commentary and it’s a great start to my day! I have to say that I really like all the fall inspired colors, just not liking the faux fur outfits. The last one reminds me of a throw rug. Hip bone alien – I can see your undies!
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Undies? Unpresidented!!
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Nothing like an outfit that makes you look 20 pounds heavier, me I’d look like a stunted grizzly bear, but those models, they all look like they could use the weight.
Hey, when I look at this collection I think some great dogs beds!
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Oh the dachshunds would love this collection- cuddly, chewy- all the best of fashion!
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I think your doggies would be fighting over outfit number two and would try to kill the last outfit.
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Or perhaps raise it as their own….
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I really like the first one, just add about 12 inches for me. The Umpire Barbie dress has potential. It needs a different fabric and, again, more length.
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I can’t get past the cavegirl vest…
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I suppose it could use some tweaking. I was looking at the overall look, the colors, the sheer sleeves.
After I posted that it occurred to me that I’m starting to sound like my grandmother – always thinking everyone’s dress is too short. It’s really not like that though. I just prefer longer dresses for myself.
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I like longer too- more flowy! The colors are good.
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I didn’t know they had started using yeti for modeling contracts–I hope they negotiated for better working conditions than their human counterparts.
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Yeti are always very union minded.
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Commentary spot on as always! Kyle MacLachlan after the op! If she takes her hands out the pockets those pants are hitting the deck! What’s with that transparent trench !? – I think it’s the colour eeww! None of this is floating my boat.
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The color is so close to raw pig….
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…that’s exactly it! something you would find in an abattoir – why oh why?
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Well, I can say with some certainty. Not for me. And if that’s real fur? Bleh, bleh, bleh. Hey Anne, just to let you know, there is a treat/message for you in my latest blog post (DVF knit dresses). Look for it in a text box within the post. You’re welcome. 😉
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I cant wait to see! There arent real animals like this are there?
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🙂 Not telling.
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Did anyone else look at that see through stuff and think condom?
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I dont like condoms and teddy bears in the same thought. Im all shivery now.
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The skirt in the first photo? Yeah, I need it now. The rest? Not so much, it’s all a bit too crafty.
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Skirt good. Alien girls top good. The rest. Um, no thanks.
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The first look actually held some promise…quickly snatched away by the rest of the runway chaos. LOL at the bear in the car wash – of course! Now, it looks like nothing but that!
I want to cuddle up in those fur coats…but if you threw one of those on me, I’d look like a giant puff ball! Nice idea if you’re a stick figure, though…! Perhaps it’s meant to double as a rug?
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I guess I’ve never thought about how cold the poor bloodless models must be. I feel bad now.
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Everyone week you manage to find such horrific examples of “fashion”. I love it!
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I do what I can!
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HAA HAA HAAA HAAA! You about killed me this week! Now why do I suddenly want a faux fur suit? Better look for some air conditioned undies.
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A fan with a battery pack?
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Laughing out loud! Holy crap, these are amazing.
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The bald model with the hot pad dress was the best…just imagine that pattern being offered by Vogue…everyone would jump on it. It does seem that this collection, if it coiuld qualify as “commercial” by Michael Kors…is a collection of the most un-related fabrics and styles. How about the latest Project Runway outcome?
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Shh- thats my saturday morning viewing!
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“Teddy bear going through a car wash backwards…” OMG, nearly snorted my water. I did scare the cat off the desk…
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I probably shouldnt take any Rorschach tests….
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Oh my gosh! I tripped over your blog. “Soft kitty, warm kitty” had me giggling but “teddy bear going through the car wash backwards” made me laugh so hard tears came to my eyes. “Kachoo” was understated amusing also. The problem as I see it with this collection is if you’re any bigger than a size 00 and its hunting season, look out!
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Dayglo orange accesories may be a good idea and keep off the nature trails!
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