Todays designer likens this collection to easy travel wear. I see it, I do. I also see what happens after the plane crashes and you scour other peoples luggage for useables and steal all the parachutes- see what I mean?
This lovely top originally seperated coach and business class
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Ok, how is this staying on? I can’t walk 5 feet in a towel and she’s prancing about in a halter diaper?!
Are those luggage straps?
For casual nights tending the SOS fires-
Your purse also doubles as a life preserver!
I like this one-
I do wish I could rock billowy, but I’d just look like a bouncey castle….
I appreciate that even after the crash, she still accesorizes-
Not one bra in anyones luggage?
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Pretty Grievances 
You’re killing me! this is so hilarious!
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Im just jealous because Id look awful in all these swoopy drawers!
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gah! no. these outfits are so awful.
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I kind of sort of maybe like the last one, you know if it was 1995, I were Kate Moss, dating Johnny Depp and incredibly, incredibly high. Did I mention high? You’re still stuck on Johnny Depp in 1995, aren’t you? Me too. JOHNNY, I MISS YOU! Wait, what were we talking about? Harem diapers. Secksi. You know you’re just jealous.
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Its true- and 95 Depp was so much more elite than paycheck happy BLONDE Depp 13!!
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I like to pretend Johnny Depp died in 2005, which is interestingly what I said about Tim Burton last night. Right after Corpse Bride and before endless sequels to PotC.
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He really needs to stay on land!!!
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Your comments are very funny!
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I thank you, an inspiring designer!
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Wow, have I found my true style? Actually, for once I didn’t laugh … I really liked most of these, and appreciated the concepts of the ones I wasn’t crazy about. Where did you find these? đŸ™‚ Thank you. I will now go pitch a tent in Nature, and wear it from time to time.
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If not for the billowy undercarriages that look like Martha Grahams troupe will emerge frim under- I could wear a bit of this!
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I like the first one but unfortunately I am not tall/young/willowy enough to get away with it. The pantaloons with the sausage necklace was too much though..
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I fear those bloomers were like the complicated lingerie that once you buy, you cant figure out how to don!
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lol, oh my word – underwear was definitely missing from the luggage! I like the print on the first one, other than that, they’re all pretty unflattering to anyone who isn’t tall & skinny!
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Tall, skinny and hauling a wind machine…..
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I really can’t see anyone getting away with wearing this lot in my small town. Although I also like the lemon coloured dress you pointed out. Strangely wearable in a herd of nots.
Your title had me concerned for all the birdlife – it was such a relief to see it wasn’t a problem. Not for birds anyway đŸ™‚
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This could all make excellent nesting materials!
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Could be the best use for most of it đŸ˜‰
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The circle of life!
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Darn it. Now I have an ear worm. Thanks Anne.
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I do what I can….
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As I scrolled through and read, I was enjoying the post, but no laughs until
I got to the ,”not one bra in anyone’s luggage” comment and I burst out laughing! You never fail, thanks for my Wednesday morning laugh đŸ™‚
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If I were waify, Id don a bra and try that last one!
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The background for this shoot is unsettling….seems like they are taking photos somewhere in my hometown!!! When I saw the first photo, I was expecting the whole group to do Abbey Rd shots. Collection itself is too Keira Knightley for me. Thanks for sharing
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The bootsies are a little Beatley too!
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I could have used this as inspiration in college – 7 ways to refashion your laundry bag! I’d wear a few of these looks if I was 5′ 10″ and 90 pounds.
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Me too! I can use all the clothes Im bot wearing as twisty knotty scarves!
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From the construction time that these garments needed…other than the tan dress with pockets…the only almost wearable thing….one could whip up any of them in less than an hour from start to finish…now if only Vogue would come out with patterns for these lounge clothes….NOT! The parachute dress is strangely attractive.
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All patterns come with a wind machine!
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Oooo sparkly!
Sorry, got distracted. Most of this collection looks like someone who does not know how to sew just grabbed a few bedsheets and draped and tied them about the models. I do sort of like the colors in the second pic. Let me have those sheets and I’ll make something out of them.
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Didnt someone win project runway with minimal sewing skills?
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Wow, some things I could make myself, at age ten even! Now, I happen to like the sailor look and I will admit, I WISH I could do billowy, but not this particular billowy collection. Having said that though, if they gave me any of those garments I’d take them. The fabrics are obviously mostly in tact and can be used again! Maybe that’s the point. A new collection can be made each year from the old collection, just billow it in a different way!?
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I have no place in my closet for a paradiaper!!!!
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I kinda love all of these looks, even though most of them look like the model got tangled up in her bed linens and just wore them out of the house.
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It does have an artfully disarranged look about it!
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oooo. Rough. This collection ought to be titled, “No Sewing Required”. I’m with you on the plane crash chic-ness of it all.
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Its the post-disastor found items challenge!
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LOL – “halter diaper” – hopefully not the newest trend to stick!! I don’t want to see those all over public transit and the local pisswah LOL.
They do such a nice job of visually convincing me that these loose billowy styles are a good idea; however I know what happens when I wear stuff like that and frankly, I’ll take those miles of pretty silk and do something else with it, thank YOU! ^__^
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I would resemble an incontinent clown!
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Let’s not go there!!!! At least a clown can wear a catheter with a bladder bag strapped to his/her leg and no one would know. These models could be concealing something like that!
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Beware of shoplifting models!
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SO true! Instead of looking all wispy and willowy, I end up looking like a sheet that’s lost a closepin and is flapping wildly in the breeze!
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I was wondering if they will eat each other before they are rescued
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Well, they have enough table cloths…..
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i really like some of the billow-y-stuff although perhaps a bit less sheer!!
btw, I watched Pretty In Pink for the first time ever last night. Thought of you! Not sure how that lil’gem has managed to pass me by all these years!
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You are a Ducky fan now, right?
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Oh yea, how could you not be?! That scene where he dances in Tracks – awesome!!!
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I need to be Annie Potts when I grow up!
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well i was all oh so thats why her handle is prttynpnk so i guess in my head you already are!!
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Oops that’ll teach me to reply in a hurry, you say Annie I read Andie!
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They are both marvelous!!!!!
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LOL…this was great, and just what I needed as I spend an hour + diddling around with the Apple folks trying to get my access to my apple ID restored! Definitely needed a laugh!
I liked that little dress you did…the rest were just perfectly captioned!
Ahhh…it’s just not Wed without your Wearables post!
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Did you and apple settle your differences?
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Hmmm, there are many aspects of all these outfits that I really love! But, something about the execution and fit is too over the top for being “wearable”. Although I JUST finished my culottes and they look like the ones in pic#3 although even baggier! So, we’ll see what happens when I photograph and blog them tomorrow. đŸ™‚
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Do they wrap around the neck? Dont forget your wind machine for the shoot!
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D’oh! Just finished the photoshoot. Forgot the wind machine. (Basically, Kitty blowing at me)
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Kitty must be quite tired!
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hee hee hee. (I’m laughing really hard just picturing it, LOL). I am going to post momentarily.
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My cats have broken wind near me, but its never helpful!
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I love your comments – hilarious – and to think that we obsess over fit/excess fabric etc đŸ™‚
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I think the stranded models were more concerned about shelter on the island!
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Hahaha I love this post so much! These clothes are horrendous to me and also UNWEARABLE! I am chuckling imagining myself wearing these. I think you’d have to do all those weird dynamic poses just to get some shape/fitting out of them.
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Hilarious commentary! I’m probably admitting to dubious taste and utter impracticality in saying I kind of like them, with just a few modifications, I think they’d work for someone.
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They look good on models- but I think not for me!
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