Buckle up. This is going places! Luckilly our sleeves deploy as airbags!
2014 Sad Clown Formal Night
Is this a real model or a wax figure? Whatevs, I like the dress…..
Seriously, her menace is distracting me from the tragic pleating.
MUST DESTROY……..AND LOOK AMAZING
I have shams like this- they match my canopy.
I will hide among the humans dressed as a beach umbrella and learn their secrets…
Go ahead and laugh- I will incinerate you-
I will hide on the weak humans lawns- blending with their sacred icons…..
photo credits: style.com, google images. All images remain the property of their original owners.
Pretty Grievances 
Creepy… did you do that on purpose? And #1 looks like it must be hot glued on her body! ~Laurie
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Well, tis the season, right? It is oddly fascinating and Erte like, isnt it?
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Erte or not I am sure there is a camel toe lurking in the crotch of the ivory culottes with the dropped bare shoulder top.
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How she can be so stoic in the face of such is beyond me!
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Look, it’s a real live dead model! She has mastered the fine art of wax figure imitation and is ready for the starring role in a remake of Vincent Price’s “House of Wax”.
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A timely remake! Fashion House of Wax!
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Were there clothes involved in this? I can’t get pat that…that….thing……
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paSt, not pat. See how creeped out I am? :0
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Totally understandable.
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She is quite unsettling. I almost want to poke her to see if tentacles spring forth!
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LOL!!!!!
(you know she HEARD that…!)
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Perhaps if these girls were fed they might look happier?
I am slightly scared to say there were one or two details here that I really like. Must go and have a lie down…..
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I do love a border print- it sucked me in before I noticed how odd she was…
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omg – that’s so beige, drab, shapeless that even omg doesn’t rate in capitals…
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The model, right?
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Oh I didn’t notice there was a person in those clothes… she just kinda fades away… Maybe if she ate a donut she might colour up a little…
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A donut would feed her soul too- good idea!
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I’ve been craving a hot cinnamon donut… can’t buy them fresh where I live *sobs*
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That is almost model tragic.
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There is hope. A ‘classic donut’ cafe is open across from where I work… I’m waiting… I peer in the window every morning!!!
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Live in hope!
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It’s next door to my favourite treat shop – the frozen soft serve yoghurt with fresh fruit cafe!
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Sounds like donut alamode is coming up!
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I love the trees and flamingos border print on the first one. As usual, send me the fabric and let me make something wearable from it.
And that model… poor thing!
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Im sure that you and I could make some specialness that doent resemble shower curtains in a morgue!
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Simplicity 1643, perhaps? http://sewing.patternreview.com/patterns/58369 Darn, now I really want some of that fabric.
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A good choice!
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With 3 jackets, black, pink and cream (or whatever that background color is) in sheer fabrics. One always needs options.
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When I saw the first picture, I was in such shock that I forgot to read your text. after a second look, I do like the trees 🙂
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Love the prints- just sad about the poor model….
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Amazing fabrics. The next time I think a great fabric will carry a blah design, I’ll rethink it. That model is just plain old creeeeeeeepy! The designing is kind of awful.
Maybe Tim Burton had some input on model choice…..
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I love, love, love all the screen prints on the clothes but everything else is tragic. Please angry model, don’t kill me!
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Do not look directly into her laser eyes!!!
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that is the creepiest thing I have seen in a long time, thanks!
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She has great shoes at least…
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I like the 3rd dress – the bound keyhole opening and the shape of the sleeves is really a nice combo – and as weird as that flamingo coat is, I like it, too! That would be a great conversation garment for walking down hoity-toity street. As for Ms Zombie Stare, well, I think I’d be spaced out in lala land somewhere just concentrating on not falling over if I was as nutrition deprived as she obviously is.
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She is listening to the quiet sound of her bone density dropping…
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The coat dress at the end is ok. The collection as a whole makes me think ‘flat pack and lost the screws’. The prints are nice enough, but continue the Ikea theme, (first seen on a duvet cover?)
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They come with optional valances!
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Oooh, these are kinda cool! I honestly don’t know if that’s a model or a mannequin– do you?! Scary!!!!!
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I am in TEARS! Laughing at some of the comments you come up with. 😀
Ramona
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Our model did all the work, really! I dont want to make her mad…..
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Dude!! She is terrifying. Very fitting for Halloween. How can she not be happy when she’s got flamingo print clothing?! Unless she’s actually a sad lonely albino flamingo who’s been shunned from the flock. Awww
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Flamingos can be so mean girl….
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OK…I swear the top of my head has been singed or something…! How creepy is that model??? Geez…from first pic (I’m from planet cockroach…!) to those seriously disturbing wax-life pics later on…yikes. Great Halloween grab is all I can say. I was too frightened to actually LOOK at the clothes…but I don’t think she appreciated your ‘shams’ comment! I swear she glared at me and DARED me to snicker…!
Trick or treat? These were definitely tricks…and angry ones, too! #darkalley 😉
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* singed is supposed to be s-i-n-g-g-g-g-e-d…like what happens when you get too close to flames (or in this case, some kind of she-beast whose beady little eyes emit enough heat to ‘singe’…!)
good grief…I’m so traumatized I can’t spell.
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She has you where she wants you now!
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I too think she looks like a mannequin! Or is she real?! The border prints are really lovely though. Lovely and eerie.
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Maybe its the icy tones of the fabric and the model giving it an eerie morguey curtain quality….
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Good post for Halloween Eve! I do really like the flamingo/tree print and I’m seriously considering if I can hold up a mirror to deflect any eye rays and sneak in to steal those shoes. (I shouldn’t have read the comments since now all I can think about is hot cinnamon donuts).
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I know! Im about wearing those shoes while I eat donuts!!!
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*SNORT* Sad clown formal night, HAHAHAHA! I love it.
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There must be a ‘make this human look like a wax dummy’ button on Photo shop..but I love the tree stenciling..
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Pic monkey can be quite accomidating too!
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I love these looks! The fabrics and shapes are gorgeous. And I love me some culottes. Is it botox that is not allowing the model to depict any emotion?
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There isnt enough botox available to do this!!!
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