I’m getting so jaded- I can almost look past the models obvious suffering, but not today. Where is her butt!?
Her spirit looks as droopy as this pocket-
Even this didn’t cheer her up…
So they sent her to a facility-
But she rebelled-
After being expelled she found work as a shower liner at a sleazy motel.
Eventually finding her way to the Little Sisters of Bagginess Convent
Now she’s a motivational speaker and model. Fashion saves!
photo credits: style.com, google images. All images remain the property of their original owners.
Pretty Grievances 
Wowzers. Normally I can find something I like in these (other than your wit of course!), but I’m struggling today. The biker jacket is easy on the eye (but when aren’t they) and I *almost* like the penultimate dress…but she just.looks.so.sad… Poor wee poppet! 😉
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Its all just sooo droopy!
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The last outfit actually has possibilities…! The rest, oh, woe is me! She carries the weight of the whole world on her shoulders, clearly…and it ain’t purty!
Enough with the rail-thin, depressed models. I feel like I’m viewing REALLY bad art.
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It all just seems lackluster and flat to me.
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Ack! Droopy & sad. If that last dress makes that thin a model look like she has a tummy, there is no hope for me. At all.
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I think this collection needs a bosom in it!
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Oh dear…so so sad. #2 made me fearful that the zombie craze had somehow infiltrated your delightful and fun blog!!
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Maybe models ARE zombies…..
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I suspect if she had been fed she might have looked happier. I always do.
I’m with CarolinasCallin. Enough with the painfully thin models. Clearly even the designer expected someone a bit larger judging by the fit of the clothes.
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Im also tired of the sullen soulless look!
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Amen to that. At least the photographs showed the clothes well. I have a bug about the ‘artful’ shots shown in some places where you have no idea what the clothes are at all!
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Maybe thats why they dont feed them- they are more still for photoshoots!
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Every shot says, “I’ve been ill, feed me before I collapse, you can see how much weight I have lost, these wretched clothes used to fit me”. Your analysis in each shot is so spot on…the fabrics looks so old and nasty, no glamor to entice would be buyers…who is going to say…”I love that, I want it”? That grey dress with the white side zipper is almost an exact copy of the gym clothes for PE that were required to be worn when I was in Catholic High school back in 1964, clearly that was the inspiration.
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The PE dress is what got my snark rolling this time- I keep visualising a mannish woman with a whistle forcing her to do jumping jacks!
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You forgot to add that it’s a see through shower curtain 😉
Great as always!
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Well, after Hitchcock, I believe there was a federal mandate regarding cheap motels and opaque shower curtains…..
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LOL, her butt must be on vacation in Rome and it should have taken all those old worn out clothes with it. Phew, not fun, funny or terribly creative, just sad. Please someone give the designer some Prozac and the model some food. Just do it.
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Its the merciful thing to do.
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Day 457 of the continuing hostage crisis…
Twinkie’s anyone?
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Heehee
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It looks like somebody pulled this kid out of a police lineup before lunchtime and gave her the wrong clothes. I thought fashion was all about fun and feeling good! Dummy me…..
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This does not feel good.
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I like the biker jacket and maybe the skirt in that same picture and I like the last outfit, though I rarely wear white. The rest all look like Good Will rejects. Or maybe clothes found while dumpster diving.
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They look washed out, ill-fitting and uninterfaced. Sad little fabrics on a sad little ragdoll
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The hems are as droopy as the poor mite’s spirits!
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They all need a bit of starch and a vitamin.
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And probably a stiff drink and a slice of cake. The models…not the clothes. Although….
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Excellent storyline. 🙂 I do like that blue jacket. But most of the rest of it makes me wonder why someone would even bother.
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Maybe this is the designers desperate cry for help!
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Wow. Just wow. No wonder she’s so unhappy. Her silver pants look like something that isn’t talked about in polite circles, the dresses make it look like her boobs are sagging to her belt, the shower curtain leaves nothing to the imagination…
I do like the motorcycle jacket though.
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The motorcycle jacket has a little spirit, but its all sooooo sleepy!
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She has boobs!!???
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Nipples, yes, not sure about boobs!!!
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….and my google searches just got interesting.
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No, no boobs, she’s smuggling raisins across the border…..
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As a late bloomer, I now understand the source of her depression.
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Well, technically, yes.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is all very “Girl, Interrupted”! Gruesome!
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Oh it is! It really is!
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It makes me think of the song “summertime sadness” – no! Summer is a happy time!!! I love your commentary 🙂
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Summertime in a lackluster frock….sigh
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Ouch… if the clothes didn’t make me depressed, the model definitely would LOL.
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Well I have a pair of fat pants so maybe I should have some sad skirts…
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I prefer my clothing loud and jolly…..
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Oh for a little pzazz. I wilt just looking at most of these.
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Just like overcooked brocoli- pale and limp.
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Seriously, who thought those photos would make anybody buy the clothes!!??
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They have a charming homeless quality, dont you think?
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I wondered if they were going for the whole reverse psychology marketing strategy. ..
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Shes a blank canvas! A slightly depressed one.
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She has the exact same pose in every picture, even the flyaway hairs! Its almost like a real life paper doll!
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From a book no one bought and was left behind forlorn and yellowed…..
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HAA HAA! It’s like a cautionary fashion flip book. Fashion Saves!
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Ah, you get me!
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Shower curtain liner!!! Bahahahahahaha!!! Did you notice how her right shoulder is longer and drops more than her left? It became obvious in her rebellion phase.
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She deserves a telathon!
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I looked at the first photo and thought ‘she is hiding a tail down there’.
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Well, we’ve had models with hooves, why not a nice tail?
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Wow. I shall go on record saying, I am not a fan. Much of the time, I seem to root for the ‘underdog’ on Wearable Wednesday and like the fashions that the majority hate. But, ya. Not in this case. Seriously. Lol.
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(Although, I change my mind last minute!! I do love her onesie playsuit. It is very cute).
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But still she looks forlorn!?
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I know. That is just a ‘model’ thing I guess. Having fun does not equate to showing clothes. ?? I dunno. But, looking at the onesie again, I do love it.
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You are much more charitable than I usually- i will have to see if I can stump you again this week!
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