What the- is her hip out of joint? Shes like a living wishbone!? Dressed part ad exec- part satyr.
I don’t know where to start- but I think it’s going to be her shoes…..or the wash rag she forgot she had tucked there. Maybe she has a drooly dog.
Looks scratchy and unpleasant, but hey, we’ve been making Pomeranians wear this for years…..ugh, wooly camel toe. Or is it alpaca toe?
I don’t think I’d care for this sloped waist/gut hammock on me. I hope she has an alternate blouse in that bag.
Does the bow draw the skirt up theatre curtain style? Are we going to see a show? Do we have to?
Why she looks saucy and mossy for her first day of school at Thigh Gap Tech.
Isn’t that what George Constanza’s father wears in Boca?
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