When I have that strolling along the beach looking absolutely rail thin fantasy, I see myself in this. Im also surrounded by muscular men in 1930’s bathing apparel. Don’t ask.
Is any one seeing Art Deco bedroom suites and Fred Astaires personal casting couch?
She is NOT losing these shoes! What is that trying to swat her butt?
I’m intrigued by this one. Can we get that E! 360 cam in there to tell me how this one ends? Does it come with instructions?
This next one comes with it’s own dimmer switch and 2 extra bulbs. It’s honeymoon sexy in a 1960’s movie.
It’s like her breasts are wearing glasses…..regrettable tan lines. But her breasts do look really smart.
I love the shape of this and the silhouette. This skirt is just gorgeous to me. Together it may seem impractical at first, but look at all of the places to hang an employee badge or some reading glasses!
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Pretty Grievances 
Oh god I’m dying – these are some gorgeous fabrics and the shapes & drapes themselves have got something very nice about them – but the comments. oh the comments are spot on. I bet designers weep when they see themselves crop up here.
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These fabrics made me a little giddy- I would love to haveall of them- ok, not the metallic skirt, I admit….
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That skirt is pretty cool, even with cellotaped shoes 🙂
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I’m glad our designer is taking steps to prevent ankle injuries. Very prudent.
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Love the dresses and I can see why they are all carrying such puffy purses filled to the brim with ACE bandages to keep their shoes on! The 2 piece black with the optical bra top and grocery bag/drawstring waist on the shorts just is so modern! I’ll take that first one too as long as you can share some of the muscular men??? Please?
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We will have to compromise and not wear those shoes on the beach- I’ll need that bag space for the NASA strength sunblock.
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Okay, the bathing suit reminded me of something you’d knit as a kid, wear to the beach and then have it stretch in fall off, leaving you in tears and a towel. I want to like the first look but I am not a floral girl or flutter sleeve kind of person, but the last look, just right. I love that one. Now where did I leave my goldy locks and hot porridge?
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I would like to see Nicole Kidman in that last one.
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I’m fascinated by the bra/bathing suit top. How exactly is that middle piece staying perfectly in place? I do like the fabrics and shapes and I agree that the last skirt is beautiful.
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I’m curious about this too–some days it feels like I’m constantly shifting the wires. Maybe it’s taped in place? I mean that would work great as long as you didn’t actually plan to get wet whilst at the pool/beach…
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I just keep thinking its made out of flocked pipe cleaners.
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The swimwear is intrigueing and perhaps painful. It does give the lifeguard something to haul you to shore by…..so thoughtful.
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Some of these look lovely but I’m having computer issues so I’m stuck with just my phone this morning. I’m afraid I might be missing Important details.
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You mean nipples, right? Believe it or not, we have lining!!!
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Actually, I was just worried about saying I like something and then later realizing that it is hideous when I see it on a bigger screen. PC is still down but I’m using my husband’s Surface so I feel more confident about commenting.
I love it when we get “Oooo pretty!” and “WTF?” in the same Wearable Wednesday. The second one is “oooo pretty but one half of the bodice needs to overlap the other. The last one is “oooo pretty”. The third one is a maybe. Four, five and six are “WTF” and the first one, the fabric is “oooo pretty” but the style is “WTF?”
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I am sure that I saw a sofa at the Salvation Army upholstered in exactly the same fabric as the first outfit, Yeah, I am not a fan of that one,
Holy painful underwires Batman! All I can see when I look at the bathing suit is the potential for pain. But then again some people might enjoy that.
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I like the first fabric- its like if little old ladies designed camo…..
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I do enjoy that last one actually. The boob glasses are hilarious! And what is with the crazy shoes these folks are wearing?
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Ballet office pumps?
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These are fun! Though they were be way more fun if the models were escorted by men in 30’s era swim suits. That’s nothing but win.
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Most definitely!
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I’m trying to figure out if those straps are some sort of orthopedic insert–for the model with weak ankles and falling arches.
I love the fabrics though, I take some of each! 🙂
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We need that textile shopping hookup!!
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Ooooh, these are fun!!! I love that first outfit, and I wish I could wear the gold jacket/black swimsuit thingy combo– so cool! I even like the ’60’s honeymoon dress (very Trudy Campbell, no?).
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Peter, dont go back to the well- theres no water there…..
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Sponsored by BAND-AID®, now doing a great line in shoes.
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These were actually…not terrible? Some of them quite lovely. I loved the first outfit and the white dress with criss-cross-y bits. Swoonage.
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It is all swoony, we will keep an eye on this designer!
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Interesting looks – and beautiful fabrics! That last outfit is lovely, and I like the black and white swishy one, too, although perhaps with a more friendly ‘v’ neck…!
Nice to see happy models, too, instead of the very tired and over done sullen models thing. LOL at the bandaged shoes, too…very prudent indeed to prevent ankle rolling!
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That swishy one- I want to learn to dance on a ship in that one!
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That back and white dress with the tiny tiny shoulder strap – you know, the dress where the bag is eating her bum – is pure genius. I Want It.
The asymmetrical jacket that’s gone round the twist is a no no though
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I want to see the twist jacket up close- see what its up to!
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Love these – love ’em! Well, maybe apart from the two-piece although the knickers are OK. I want those necklaces……
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I love the first and last looks, but, even though they’re pretty, the tops have openings in unfortunate places for anyone with any pudge. I shudder to think what I’d look like in them. The fabrics on all of them are beautiful. I’m curious about the outfits on the models pictured walking away in a few of these too. They look like they have potential as well.
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Its so hard to just pick a few to showcase- style.com has great coverage
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I always look forward to these, you witty wit, you
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Aw shucks Ma’am….
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Oh My Goodness!!! I absolutely love all of these. I would wear each of them with pride. The silhouettes and fabrics are all so different while still actually being wearable. The first, third and last ones are exquisite. Guess whose ‘pinning’??
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(addendum: The shoes. Whaaaaa? They are held on with bandages? So ugly)
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They are good arent they!!!
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(“Her breasts look really smart”….I just got that now :)) )
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It’s so good to see ankle support straps making their fashion debut! I wonder if this is indicative of protecting those ankles or a fear of being robbed for one’s shoes. Strap ’em on ladies, they’re too expensive to lose.
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At last safety comes to the catwalk!
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What is there to say after one reads about smart looking breasts? You said it all, as usual! 🙂 I’m having a love-hate relationship with those shoes… they speak to the inner ballerina and the practical walks-everywhere me simultaneously LOL
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