Shredded is the new black.
I’d like to thank my stylist- Frisky. She made this look possible.
Oh, how embarassing- she has it on backward- I’ll bet she feels foolish!
This would be my favorite. 
No, I lied. It’s this one. It looks like she violently melded with a surfing cowboy.
This is for all the Moms who ever wished they could just throw a trench coat over their childs outfit.
No, I didn’t need help getting dressed- why do you ask?
Wanda was never invited back to the Bird Sanctuary again after the incident.
I’m sorry, embellished hems are just silly looking, what was the designer thinking?!
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Pretty Grievances 
Oops the post title is wrong!
Shouldn’t it be WannabeDesigner but SoNot?
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Obviously we are far to plebian to understand the artistic work of Junya and his cat!
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I definitely am! This is moreover art to me… but I’m a practical gal that doesn’t like feathers stuck in my shopping trolley.
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I would get stuck on every doorknob in town!
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My husband would crash tackle me to steal fly tying supplies!
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My stylist Frisky. I gigglesnorted. The 80s called and want their slashed tees back.
I kinda sorta like the detail on that second last one, except for the hem.
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Lord I love a gigglesnort morning!
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Aack! Read wannabe, right? so funny.
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Its very…….hmm.
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OMG… the hair! Little did I know that the way I wake up in the morning is actually high fashion
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Grab a random pheasant and stir!
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Ha ha. I thought the same thing.
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Aren’t these “clothes” costumes from Farscape?
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Easy maintenance for wardrobe!
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It is obviously their salute to Native American designs simulating buckskin and headdresses and the moccasins/booties have been embellished with bear claws or bird talons. The talons came in handy for slashing the horizontal cuts in the garments. The surfing cowboy look certainly is a salute to NA weaving with the deconstructed jeans thrown over the whole ensemble…guess they didn’t quite finish those before the show…kinda like being back stage at the Project Runway…frantic designers hand stitching clothes onto their models at the last minute…whoopsie…oh well, walk down the catwalk anyway honey…no one will notice.
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Yes, there is clearly much thought in this seemingly random horrorscape!
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Soooo funny!
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Whaaa…?
I sort of like the pants in the last one. But that could just be my reaction to seeing something almost normal after all that… that.
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They really seemed out of place!!
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All I can think of is that too much time has been spent watching Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean and The Lone Ranger. God help us if Burlesque becomes favourite viewing.
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Maybe they do have corsets underneath- who could tell?
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Would be one of the reasons they look so miserable, no? That and the overwrought hair.
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Please stop teasing the models!!!
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It’s teasing that got them into this mess. Step away from the backcombing! 😉
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Exactly!
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This is my favorite kind of Wearable Wednesday. Plenty of ‘what was he thinking’ along with your very funny commentary! I just love how in the midst of all this randomness there’s a khaki trench. Great post!
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But where are her arms coming from? Are there extra armholes?
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I think it may be a cape/coat combo?
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I assumed, like the reat of the collection that you just stick your arm thru whatever space is closest!
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The only thing I like about this collection is the heavily feathered headdresses at the end. Mostly because that obscures the bird’s nest hair.
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It creates a wonderful sense of motion!
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The large pheasant raptor poised in mid lunge at the dainty fruit adorning the final outfit in black has to be my favourite moment. Actually, I do like that top – one wearable piece (and the trench cape)
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Im afraid that like some fancy lingerie, Id have no idea how to put any of these on the same way twice!!
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I can’t get past the hair. It makes me want to forcibly brush them, or at least distribute hair ties.
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I think they have been forcibly brushed!
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The last one, with the embroidered crop pants caught me up short!
Almost normal.
The surfer cowboy reminds me of many an expat here in Baja after they have run through their money, their boat has sunk, and their friends don’t want them sleeping on the spare hammock.
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Oh suck imagery! Love it!
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Damn you Wanda, why did you have to ruin the bird sanctuary for the rest of us! Confession, I kind of like some of these shapes if they didn’t have crazy hair/hats to distract me. I’ll pass on the boob area shredding though.
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I cant see a shape for the shreds!
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I’m pretty sure this is some of the funniest (and most honest) fashion commentary I’ve ever stumbled across. Brilliant.
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Well, its fun to adress the shredded elephant in the room!
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BIRD INCIDENT. you’re always so funny with these i never have anything worthwhile to add!
(kinda wanna make that 3rd one.)
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Well you do have your scissors out and ready!
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Do you suppose they just went straight to the Johnson & Johnson factory for a 5 gallon bucket of industrial strength no-more-tangles shampoo after this shoot was over? Jeesh. And I totally get that shredding your t-shirts is a thing, but clearly the Wannabe didn’t watch the YouTube tutorials carefully enough.
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Definite LOL. Made my day.
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There’s fashion statement and then there’s terrifying… this is the latter. Welcome to the Twilight Zone….
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A black hole can really ruin ones outfit!
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I do think that when you run over a pheasant you should just humbly throw it in the hedge and keep quiet. Shredding your clothes and wearing it on your head is carrying penance too far. Some would call it ostentation.
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You are right- its practically ospreytation!
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Giggles, foaming to screams and tears when I hit Bird Incident. DH came running in, concerned. When I showed it to him, he said, “It looks like she got stuck behind the Jet turbine when the flock hit”!
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Thats the best!!!
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Number two’s hair is woven into her top – what a neat trick! Either that or the model got caught in the sewing machine by accident.
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Poor stylists- having to cut the models free between catwalks!
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Yikes! But I do give a huge thumbs up to the snakeskin booties.
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Ok, yes please!
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Awful and scary to me. The black spiked shoes just make me think of Rhianna videos!!! Funny…
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Can we beat her with a pair?
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OMG- scrolling through my reader and I spy Ursula the Sea witch… After looking at this I SWEAR we could do a runway show… scissors, fabric and some crazy hairdos! That is all we would need!
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This should be called the Medusa line! I think the hair is an intentional distraction from the ugly garments!
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Ive never seen styling match so well!
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Here’s my offering for the jungle fun
http://noriecreates.wordpress.com/2014/01/31/the-jungle-january-anniversary/
This is truly the best part of January : )
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Welcome aboard!!!
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Ummmmmm……..that’s all I got. 😉
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Wait- you are my adorable devils advocate! I just knew you’d showme a silver lining in this slashed horror show!?
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I know. I tried. I really did. Ummmm, black and cream are nice, classic colours! 🙂
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Alright, it was an insurmountable challenge!
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The black hat messy hair combo reminds me of Boy George.
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After the karma chameleons turned violent?
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