Evelyn couldn’t understand why none of the other PTA moms ever invited her to their coffee hour. Everytime she saw them in the grocery store, they seemed so aloof. 
Don’t hurt your neck- she comes with a decoder ring.
Tumnus the fawns biggest groupie-
What? Too much for the Pizza Hut?
I know Wanda considers herself a romantic, but come inside for Pete’s sake?!
If a bra falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
Whatever happened to the big bad wolf?
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Oh I know I shouldn’t but I WANT that black & white outfit!!!!!
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I want the red duster!
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I actually find most of it rather divinely fabulous. Maybe I need a break from Drape Drape!
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They are lovely to me- just over the top
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Some days that’s good for the soul
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Oh man, I *love* almost all of these. Wouldn’t be a problem except I just said I don’t feel comfortable copying things 100% over on Peter’s Male Pattern Boldness blog…. Rachel 😉
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Better change the color then!
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Photoshopping gone mad!
There is no way those legs belong to the Pizza Hut lady. And several of the others show evidence of legs (and probably other parts) that are not their natural shape.
That said, I love the red coat, but by the time it was scaled up to my size it might look like I had the loungeroom drapes wrapped around me.
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Yeah, that much brocade could make me a sofa!
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Poor Wanda seems to have a disembodied head and a disheaded body.
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Wanda suffers mightilly for her art!
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They’re actually rather cool! Not necessarily wearable every day – but elements are fab. I want the fabric from the first 3, especially the skirt!
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I dont hate them, they just seem costumey together- Id cherry pick a lot of the pieces!
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oh yes, definitely! 🙂 I actually rather fancy that coat – maybe in blue instead of the red…
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It’s not something to wear to the office but I like most of these outfits. Or maybe just the atmosphere in the pictures. Could have something to do with the fact that we’re watching ‘lost’ at the moment, so the jungle feels like familiar surroundings.
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I dont usually like the set pics- runway flows bettet- but this into the woods business amused me!
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ha ha ha. great jokes, as ever. Especially the bra one. And the wolf!! thank you for making my day.
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These were almost too pretty to mock…almost!
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I’m not cool enough or tall enough to pull off any of these looks, but I love them! I’ll take the coat from look 1, the whole outfit from look 3, and all of the shoes please!
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Do you have a date with Tumnus to wear these to?
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Not so much although it feels like the White Witch has been ruling the East Coast this winter!
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True, true. Where is Aslan when you need him?
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Oh these are fun. Wish I had the balls to wear that outfit to PIzza Hut…but then I’d drop a big slice of pepperoni on the white lace. Pizza Party foul!
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Nobody can look good with anchovies in their alencon!
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I kind of like the long-ish black jacket. Even the first one isn’t too bad. The hair in these photos though … goodness.
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She ran thru those trees fast!
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Ooooo… pretty, pretty, pretty! I don’t think I’m too old to play dress up (is one ever?) but I’d feel guilty spending a lot of money and time on things I’d probably never have the nerve to wear out of the house. Maybe #3. I might be able to wear that one in public.
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The next hurdle is always ‘can I sit in this in public’
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You know, I think I could sit down in that. At least I wouldn’t be worried about revealing anything that should be kept concealed. There’s a lot of fabric in that skirt though. I did once make a longish circle skirt and it was rather a problem. I had to be careful that it didn’t spread out and get stepped on or get shut in car doors.
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My fav Vogue Circus tent gets under my chair weeks, attacks door knobs and smothers the dogs!
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Need those black lace tights, just what my life has been missing!
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I felt an emptiness that only tights can fill too!!!
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I love your comments on the pics!!! you are one funny lady!
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Aw shucks! Thank you
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as usual i have nothing more to say than YOU’RE HILARIOUS. the big bad wolf. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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You need that coat!
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Thx. I laughed so hard! Afraid I might be Evelyn.
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I think Im a little Evelyn too!
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This collection could be called “Romancing the Wolves”…as in roaming wolves in the forest and Pizza Hut…so seductive, so luxurious, so feminine…what a throwback from finer times when women adored lace and swooned. I’ll take that velvet burnout coat at the top!
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That gentler time where women chopped wood and sheared sheep in their summer muslins and 2nd best gloves…..ah, simpler times!
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I *WANT* … wait…. no I NEED to have that first red brocade floor-length coat. O MY. I am pinning that and keeping my eye open for fabric.
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It is very special indeed!
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I’ll take all but the muppet fabrics, and I LOVE the “too much for pizza hut” outfit. 😉 I’d never be able to wear these things with my lifestyle, but I lurve them anyway. Thanks for the fun commentary on gorgeous clothes this week!
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They were lovely- I could not find too much to poke at- but unlined lace bodices….nah…
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Agreed!
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Those are some pretty great fabrics… I think I need a long brocade jacket now, just to scare away the PTA ladies at the grocery store (not that I already don’t haha). The only thing better was how long I actually deliberated over whether a bra falling in the forest would make a sound, and why they didn’t let her wear it instead ^__^
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Its deep, isnt it?
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That chandelier in the background is bothering me . I’m like, “for goodness sake, don’t step on it!” And the brocade jacket is seriously fab.
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Well, the woods can need additional light-
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Lol, I actually find this collection rather fabulous, the colours, the lace, the big hair. But, your commets, ha ha ha ha ha! Nailed it!!!! 🙂
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I love pretty and over the top!!!
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That settee upholstery coat is to die for! It’s funny how it’s a fine line between tacky and fabulous, isn’t it? They knew how to stay on the ‘good’ side of the line with this collection.
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Its so close to Steven Tyler- but still so good!
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Alice and Olivia is one of the designers I like to go “check out..” I actually love that red coat and the green dress would look darn cute on one of my girls… Not sure about the Red Riding Hood forest and Big Bad wolf look on some of the girls but I can see some winners there! The black and white coat is a bit … furry for me though!
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I will be paying more attention to this group now- love the girlishness of it all!
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I seriously love the whole big bad wolf outfit, but it would maybe be too much on my 50 y.o self….
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Yeah, I think my bunny fur hoodie days are gone too…..
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Huh. Apparently I have a latent boho-romantic-goth because OMG I WANT IT ALL. Especially that coat in the first picture. Love it. LOVE IT ALL.
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Alright, but bra up, ok? For safety.
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Bahahaha.
You’re a fabulously wise woman.
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HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! Not sure what I enjoyed more, the outfits or your commentary.
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They are very special woodland lovelies!
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Another fan here,desperately trying to keep in mind that I couldn’t actually wear any of the outfits now.
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They just need little tweaks- like lining…
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It’s all so gaudy and fluffy and shiny. I would unapologetically wear it all for fabulous daily occasions like visiting the post office and getting groceries. And my kids would probably insist on meeting me a block away from school instead of letting me come inside, but I would have a gorgeous coat, so it wouldn’t matter.
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So no mother daughter brocade?
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No brocade, but maybe matching Wolf fur.
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Nice!!
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Love love love the red and black coat and awesome white dress and fur jacket. Sigh.
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Aw- youd be woderful in that white dress!
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Shriek! Some of those models look scary. I’m intrigued by the green number though mmm
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I think the models were lured out of the woods by diet coke and frozen grapes!
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I always enjoy reading your blog. Your sense of humor in your posts really make for entertaining reading.
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Oh you are too kind!
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That first coat is fab. Argh, I don’t need any more coat patterns to sew!
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Oh you could seriously rock that coat!!!
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Well, does the bra make a sound? Lmao! I love most of these! Even those I can’t or wouldn’t dare wear!
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I must appreciate these from afar- while wearing a noiseless bra!
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Your humor is priceless.
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