Fashions deadliest assassin- code name: Ribbon Candy!
A design brought to you by the Home Insulation Council- reminding you to only look for recycled materials in your attic insulation planning!
Shut up! My Grandmother made it! It matches the one the spare roll is wearing!
Thelma was getting to be such a bore at parties- she was totally obsessed with pictionary…..
This makes a better vacuum cleaner bag than a dress…did you scope the hoof covers yet?
Ardella is very concerned about whether or not the place she put her keys was really a pocket….
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Pretty Grievances 
Wow I winner what the Pictionary and Keys ones are made out of: silk organza? tulle? And whether there layers move when they walk? I almost like them. The others not so much! Rachel ☺
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They look like could be organza or crepe paper…..
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I always love these…makes my Wednesday! Didn’t know you could dress like a book – that’s a great Halloween idea 😛
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Political protest, free advertising- it’s very versatile!
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Is it just me or do these garments (I refuse to call them clothes, don’t know why) look like they are from a Project Runway episode where they take them to a hardware store and tell them to find the means to make garments? Two of the outfits look like they were made from garbage bags and a couple bear a striking resemblance to Tyvek. Anyone got any ideas for the others?
The fifth one? Exactly what a normal woman wants, added bulk around the hips. Or maybe it is the new trend in hip protectors for the elderly (can you tell I work in a nursing home?).
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LOL! Totally agree! It’s like a slightly better funded PR episode 🙂
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I kept feeling very functional vibes coming off of these- very hardware store!
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I agree with Kat, great costume idea with the book dress!!! The rest…close my eyes and hope the visions go away 😉 Your commentary was wonderful as always. Happy Wednesday!
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It is a definite departure from his last collection! Not sure if that’s bad or good…..
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I want to be agent ribbon candy. Distract them with my weird arm bands so that I can stab them with my stabbing shears. 😉
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be careful not to get stuck at the door handle with those arm bands 😉
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Remember not to use your sewing shears. You don’t want to blunt them! 😉
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The sweetest Ninja!
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Ugh. A couple of them are intriguing – like some kind of weird 3-D puzzles.
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When I want to pee, the 3-d puzzle will no longer amuse me!!!
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Spot on commentary! As much as I like the inspirational Wearable Wednesdays, I love the ‘What were they thinking’ Wearable Wednesdays! My favorite comment was the spare roll outfit. I’m pretty sure my grandmother made the same in pink!
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No home should be without!
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Attic insulation, building supplies, black trash bags…are real women going to buy these and wear them around? Looks like something folks would wear after a natural disaster and their homes were flooded or washed away or sucked into a sinkhole. Some caring neighbor brought over some crap from the garage and they fashioned it into a garment to cover up. You can tell by the models’ hair that they have endured a rainstorm or hurricane.
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If I went on Survivor, these would be very helpful!
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Lol…thank you soooo much!
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This was a good one! 😀
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Wow, just Wow.
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Things that make you go, HMMMM???? I always wonder if my tastes aren’t elevated enough to understand collections like this.
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I don’t think that’s the problem!!
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I can’t believe this guy makes money designing these – that is if someone is dumb enough to buy and wear them – UGH!
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They look so uncomfortable!
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It seems that the weirder a collection is, the angrier the models are. These are the angriest looking models you’ve shown lately.
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I believe they are paid in clothing- that would explain it.
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There are a couple of those fabrics I want to touch and others that I know if I did I would just go eeeeeewwwww. I’m running out to make sure no one has stolen the hooves off my goats, but by the looks of some of that footwear, they maybe hoof-less goats somewhere in the world. And imagine, the models being angry!
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Do you think they turned the music up to cover the hoof beats?
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I sure wish they had let the models wash their hair. The clothes were bad enough with out greasy stringy hair. who is going to wear this stuff? well, the book garments, those were interesting. Do they come with fabric pens to take notes?
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That would be awesome!
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Reblogged this on noriecreates and commented:
Your post never disappoint!
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Your reviews of these are never not hilarious. Thank you!
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That arm thing in the first photo looks uncomfortable.
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No resting elbows!
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And dangerous too. I would get those caught on everything if I tried to wear that.
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“The question is, how much more black could this be?” “And, the answer is none more, none more black.” 🙂
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Hi there! I have nominated you for the Liebster Award http://montanadesigns.wordpress.com/2014/03/15/liebster-award-nom/
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LOL…What would we do without our Wearable Wednesday fix?
Another fun post and inexplicably odd clothing! Although as a horse person – especially as a young girl – I halfway covet those “hoof covers” 😉
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Nothing makes a foot look more dainty than a nice iron shoe!
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