The one Axl Rose left at the altar:
But she’s not bitter.
Patty just loved to subtly remind people that she had dated an LA Ram.
Sigh. Even her urchin-epalettes can’t make this fun.
Excuse me, Ma’am – I think your thing is hanging out- oh, never mind…..
Ok, I’ve lost count- how many ill-advised things is she wearing right now?
If I squint, it looks like her torso has a giant mouth throwing up lace curtains! Try it!
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