The one Axl Rose left at the altar:
But she’s not bitter.
Patty just loved to subtly remind people that she had dated an LA Ram.
Sigh. Even her urchin-epalettes can’t make this fun.
The only outfit ever rejected for Jungle January:
Excuse me, Ma’am – I think your thing is hanging out- oh, never mind…..
Ok, I’ve lost count- how many ill-advised things is she wearing right now?
I’m about over the edge here. I can’t even think anymore. These last two are up to you- I have a pageant fabric induced migraine. 
If I squint, it looks like her torso has a giant mouth throwing up lace curtains! Try it!
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Pretty Grievances 
It looks like someone went into the back room of a bridal gown factory and raided the trash can for scraps….she is trying to be a haughty model but comes off as “little girl lost” in search of a good meal and a hairbrush. The consistent feature throughout are white striped panti-hose and white boots…the rest just wayward parts looking for a home. Thank you for bringing sea urchins to our attention…who knew!
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The boots hurt my heart. I think the model is trying to engage her inner Liv Tyler- not for the faint of heart!
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lt is a mouth!
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Dont go to sleep!!!!
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HAHAHAHA! The second to last one looks like a Valentine’s Day date gone wrong. Lace is pretty, but I am not sure that it should ever be pants …
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Lace pants- imagine the chaffing- if you dare!!!
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Are they pants? It’s so weird! Like an optical illusion…look at the hem…WTF is going on there?
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They just kept stapling window dressings to her as she ran by!
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True, they may not be pants… The optical illusions caused by lacy curtains and things are making my brain hurt!!
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Still quite scratchy- thats no illusion!
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Agreed 🙂
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Perhaps I’m not feeling well. Or I need another cup of tea. I like a couple of these. The next to the last one is my favorite; it’s so pretty. If I lost 30 pounds I would totally wear that. If I had anywhere to wear it. Where does one wear such a thing? Oh. Now I see the problem.
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Well, if you own a cat, walk within 3 feet of cactus, and so many other common things- you will look like Miss Havisham pretty soon!
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My little redneck heart usually goes all aflutter when I see lace, but this didn’t do it for me. I liked the concept of the first two dresses, but the overskirt must go!
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The overskirt, the underskirt, the lace panties, the valances- just too too!
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I agree with every word that you have said.
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No Heart reunion concert tickets for us!
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Yes!
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Haa haa haa! Let’s just pin a lot of random shit on this model. We’re totally punking those haute couture fans. Muhaaa haaa! Oh and honey, look a little grouchier.
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She had to leave a hot oil treatment early-
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Lace and pageant horror fabrics aside…is anyone driven to distraction by that narrow leather belt? I mean, what the heck? Was this the only item left on the Sears accessory wall or something? Such a strange pairing with all the other crazy,overwrought fabrics. I hear Tim Gunn saying ‘Edit’!
Another case of ‘Who gave this person funding’?!!!!
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Its hard to design on a moving target- maybe she was positioned on a conveyour belt during fittings
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I hope the rest of the collection is a tad more, um, pretty! I actually just g**gled the designer and there are some beautiful dresses from past collections on image search, these sadly are not among them. I’m a bit concerned about the model, shall we call social services to do a welfare check?
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A bad collection? Perhaps we will look into her again in a few seasons- for balance!
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Bad collection, or a head wound?
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Hard to tell sometimes!
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Dog’s dinner springs to mind…..
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My dogs love to chew fabric- it works on so many levels!
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Do you think they just dipped her in glue and she rolled around in fabric & trim scraps?
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She just needs a macaroni necklace to complete the look!
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And a crocheted vest…
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Oh yes!!!
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We shoulda been fashion designers…
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Thank you, as ever for brightening my Wednesday x
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Alesandra did all the work for us!
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Oh my word! Was there a fabric shortage when she designed these things? It looks like a bunch of half finished clothes. I even like lace but this is too badly done.
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These are some cruel curtains!
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These could be good – if only there were a little restraint! Your comments had me cracking up, as usual!
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It definitely lacks restraint!!!
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I can see where the designer was heading. It’s supposed to be bridal/ironic or even prom/ironic but it just doesn’t get there.
Thank you for the laugh out loud comments.
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I totally squinted at the last one – HA!
Saving grace = silver tipped white leather heeled boots. Smashing with everything, even grandma’s curtains! LOL
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You can smash everything with them!
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