Um….ok. Is that a gorilla in a latex dickey? Crap. Here come the unseemly google searches?!
I can’t even imagine what this would do to the hips of mere mortals-
Forgive her- she was up all night serving glowtinis at a Genie themed rave.
Ok- me likey! Perhaps with something under it.
It was just a clerical error, but she flaunted her 1 night in jail stories to gain more street cred at Mommy and Me events.
Bonnie couldn’t help wondering if she had spilled her wine- everyone seemed to be staring.
What? You said business casual!
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Pretty Grievances 
“See my vest, see my vest, made of real gorilla chest…!” Pretty much all I could think about after seeing the first picture. These are in that so horrible it’s entertaining category. Now I must go and check off “with nipples” on my latex torso shirt order.
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With optional stain shield, nipples are free! Cuz no nips is soooo 2008
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That first one bothers me. I mean really. bothers. me. #3 is pretty but lining please! #4 is not bad. I would love the last one with a proper, lady-like blouse underneath. “Lady-like?” I am such a dinosaur.
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Ladylike is like shame- people should embrace it!!!
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boooobies!! that’s pretty much the dream where you’re walking down the street naked!
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Oh, thank goodness I’m not the only one who has those dreams!
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It was my first cello recital at the vatican- I was sooo nervous!
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Gross. That’s all I got. Gross.
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Yup and sticky.
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WHO gave this person actual money to create this mess of a ‘collection’? #bscrazy
Seriously. That mess of a ‘coat’ (# 2, but #1 qualifies, too) should see his ‘design’ creds pulled. I mean, seriously…he’s managed to make a stick figure look like bulky. And that ‘see my boobies’ shirt? Game over, dude.
(Apologies for the snarky…but this guy…UGH!)
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Shock value will only get you so far!
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The business casual has some interesting features…what older woman doesn’t want to camouflage her wrinkled neck? Problem solved…wear a high neck nipple busting top. Want folks to not notice your expanding waistline…hand weird ruffled shit from your hips. Top it all off with a plain blah jacket…office chic! And for after work you can add that sheer grey blouse and let everyone see why you were hired in the first place.
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Its just all a touch toooo off for me.
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WHAT?! Are we being punked? No one actually sent these down a runway, right? Yikes!
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Its just a head shaker.
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Well, I happen to LOVE AND WANT that gorgeous red mahogany toned coat – without the latex undershirt. I’d wear it all winter around here! And looking at that lace-yoked blouse had me wondering how many muslins were required to get the “frame” fit right under the booobies. I went off in a fit of hysteria thinking of fitting that shirt under and around my lovely very maternity-experienced-multiple-times-middle-aged-exercise-free girls! hahaha Seriously, though. Scary. But I’d still wear that coat!!! 😀
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Can I get an underwire blouse?
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‘Nipples! Oh no wait, erase them. No keep em in (and out) just hang some tinsel on a trouser suit, that’ll fo’
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Its so hdeously random! Like the flu.
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Yeesh. This collection has a built in PSA though: they show very clearly what happens to even small boobs if you don’t wear a bra!
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Beware girls- the connective tissues will turn on you!
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Some of these are just frightening! How did the designer manage to make the skinniest of the bunch look the widest?? Seriously her legs are smaller in diameter than my forearms. I would love to lounge around the house in #3 though…
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Just the house, mind you!
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Was this yesterday? Maybe it’s an April Fools. Surely it’s an April Fools. Please God, let it be an April Fools.
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No, those jokes are supposed to end happily!
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I’m trying to find my eyes as they popped right out of my head when I saw the “let me show you my boobs” piece. Wowsa!!!
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I hope its at least a soft lace….
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I wondered about April fool too. It had to be a joke. Didn’t it?
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On their investors?
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Ouch. I hadn’t thought about that but I can’t see many sales on the strength of what you showed 😦
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Nope
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OMG! Business casual? I just can’t stop laughing.
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I’d like to make an intelligent comment but all I can think about is that boobie outfit… to show that much nip and it’s STILL not even sexy – that’s talent… or something?
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Its amazing work!
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