We’ll start slow- I think this will get interesting. Don’t sip your beverages, sit squarely in your seats.
If Coco Chanel had any regrets it was only that she may have inspired this….
Seeing her nipples is really just the tip of the iceberg as it were….
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Oh dear sweet baby ruth- it’s pants!?
I kind of want to liberate this blouse and give it a safe home.
No, no, Estelle- throw a scarf over a floor lamp to give a soft glow to the room, wait- are you the floor lamp?
Meet the newest girl power supervillain- Rough Menses!
The designer was inspired by a visit to Seaworld and Sesame Place on the same day-\
photo credits: style.com. All images remain the property of their original owners.
Pretty Grievances 
Oh.dear.
Was that Coco I just heard turning in her grave??
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I heard the rustling of boucle and pearls!
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And the scent of No.5
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By the look of the hearts in the background you get the feeling it was supposed to be a romantic frolic but even Helena Bonham Carter wouldn’t look good in these. Three words come to mind…colorful, clowny and creepy. Surely those luscious fabrics could have been used in a more flattering way…I mean that snakeskin skirt is killer but the baggy t-shirt of embroidered flowers just takes the drama away. The last model is wearing boots made for “apres ski” for sure or can Rainbow Bright borrow them?
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They are textiles in torment!!
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Well, I just don’t know what to say. If this is a successful collection then I think the fashion industry has lost its mind.
But I love your commentary! You always give me my first smile of the day every Wednesday 🙂
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It shows a lively imagination and color sense but……
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It reminds me of Sid and Marty Kroft!
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I see bits that I like but on the whole it’s just too much, especially in my current un-caffeinated condition.
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I dont think our designer was uncaffeinated!
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OMG. Part of me died when we hit that second, awful, awful look. Because, you know, everyone wants to look 1. like a home ec project gone waaaay bad and 2. like they’ve just gained 1000 pounds!
The rest was just downhill from there.
Yet another case of some nut job giving out $$$ aimlessly to fund fashion disasters like this one! (WHY don’t they send that $$$ to ME? Do you know what kind of an awesome fabric stash I could build? Promise no tacky fashions or dishtowels worn as jackets!)
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Whats a better tax write off? Your brother in laws mini golf business or funding a demented designer?
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I noticed you didn’t make a comment for the gold shiny animal print! 😀 Some of these pieces are so over the top that they’d be gorgeous to have in your closet just so you could pet the fabric!
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My thoughts exactly Tia! Surely fabulous fabrics are safer in our hands than those of this designer 😉
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Im so textile nurturing….
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I really thought that one had enough to say on its own!!!
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OMG and then EWE!
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Thats all complimentary, right? You are pinning these for your next sewing day?
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Let’s see, ugly clothes that do noting to enhance the female shape, shoes that should never see the light if day, and models that look like hostages. This is a mysoginist, not a designer.
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Oh- I think you just made a new category for me! We have hostile models, now we have hostage models! I love it!
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Rough Menses!… wow. best. comment. ever.
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She cant be trusted! A super villian indeed!
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I’m probably crazy, but I kind of like the Sea World dress. Or at least in theory I do. The rest of it is rather atrocious, but to call it clown like is an insult to clowns, and after watching “IT” as a child, I’d rather stay off their radar if possible….
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Lets not upset the clown mafia- I dont want those tiny cars running me off the road!
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Who wears this stuff? Coco is rolling in her grave I am sure. I can only imagine what she would say to this.
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It would be some salty phrasing, Im sure!
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Rough menses has to be the best and funniest description ever!
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She is a terror!
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Hi Anne, you are hilarious! I have nominated you for a Liebster Award. You don’t have to accept, but the details are on my blog, I hope you have a look and enjoy the process 🙂
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You are too kind!
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I don’t think it was possible to have too much sparkle on a runway, sadly this collection proves that theory wrong. I think that second picture was meant to be from chanel’s “linebacker collection”, and got included here as a mistake.
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