Hmm….she’s totally putting the tart in tartan
Sometimes a model feels lost and needs her wooby for comfort…
STOP. Yeti time-
Um…interesting. Like a plaid scarecrow
At the show, the first person to correctly count the number of pieces this model was wearing won a gift bag from Curtainworld!
Honey, if I were you, I’d move that safety pin to a more helpful spot……
Sybil became a celebrated model, bravely overcoming her fears of drowning by subtly wearing a life jacket on the catwalk.
If she spins really fast, she looks like Don Draper molesting an intern…..
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Pretty Grievances 
The grey one…life vest….maybe bullet proof vest and a swishy paneled skirt to distract the assailant from aiming at her face? The last one was made from all the leftovers at the end of the day. Surely the designer could have used that lovely burnout velvet in a better way? Looks like fringe and yeti fur will be hot items in the fall and horse hoof booties.
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Once more- so much going on- more tricks than design- blech!
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I want the yeti get up. I haven’t given the horses a good scare in a long time. Heck I bet it would even turn my Kinder goats into Fainting goats. I need to practice my yeti growling. Lets just hope I don’t attract the local Sasquatch population. Such a territorial bunch.
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You could be a white walker and terrify the neighbors!
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Oh my f**k – that second one puts my moto jacket to SHAME
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Its not too late to staple a horse blanket to it- but Id have to stop you!!
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Don’t worry I haven’t had enough booze for that
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These weren’t designed. The “designer” took the models to a rummage sale, blindfolded them and made the pick out a minimum of half a dozen pieces each.
I want some of the orange skirt fabric from the scarecrow outfit.
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Then glue gunned it to them randomly!
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For whatever reason this whole collection made me think it must have been designed by Mr. “30 pieces of flair” from Office Space. Then your comment kind of sealed it for me. đŸ˜›
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Heehee!
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Yeti time!!!! I’d like to borrow the top half of that get up for next winter. Won’t be able to put my arms down but it looks warm. đŸ™‚
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Hey, what price beauty?
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I’m going to be choking all day about the last garment… O…M…G…..
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Chortling, I mean. Or maybe chorking?
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I think either is appropriate!
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Heeheehee
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Yeti time lmao! I wish you would consider doing a coffee table book of you’re one-liners! I would definitely buy it! Think it over!
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I’m just gonna put this out there: I don’t understand runway fashion. WHAT’S HAPPENING?!?!?!
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There are 4 mannequins worth of clothing attached to each model by the blessed sweat of Karl Lagerfelds cat!
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It’s just too much!
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GAH! That’s all I’ve got. Just too darn stressful to even try to pick through the 50 or so pieces on each model to find one to make a decent comment on.
Yet another case of $$$ thrown for no apparent reason. Some of those fabrics are beautiful! Why don’t they just cut out the horrid designs and send that stuff right to me? đŸ˜‰
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Its just si muddled!
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Its always awful when bad things happen to good fabrics!
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Life jacket girl looks like she is grimly trying to hold onto a big pooh! Still, if I was wearing this stuff I wouldn’t be smiling either.
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She needs to hurry- it will take her 15 minutes to undress!
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and i’m thinking where, exactly, would one wear a half tweed suit, half see thru-y skirt, half purple sweater with clunky black boots ensemble? Certainly not fit for cold weather, or warm weather… can’t wear it to the office or out on a date (unless you REALLY want to confuse your date)… maybe it’s for one of those days when you’re feeling particularly “Sybil”ish…
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Some designs just dont know when to stop adding….or designing.
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No words…you summed it up perfectly. For once I can’t even say I just want the fabrics….
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Not the velvet burnout?
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God you know me so well!! I actually did contemplate mentioning it, but then decided that it was probably tainted. đŸ˜‰
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I think with love and enough time, these fabrics can be rehabbed!
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Snort. Guffaw.
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My work here is done. Thank you.
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