Ok, this is a little different- it’s the classic outdoor boot company’s first runway show. I wonder what Rhianna wore to watch this one…….Lets see if they followed all the runway protocol:
Prominent angry cheekbones: check!
strangely crotched pants that flatter no one: check!
Poofy coat of immense proportion: check!
Classic basic with one ungainly twist: check!
Hostile elfin model boy that may actually be a girl: check!
Green and black penguin sweater you will regret buying/not buying until you see pics of Lindsay Lohan leaving a seedy hotel while wearing it
Trench you really kinda want: check!
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Pretty Grievances 
Fashion is evil and has high cheekbones!
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It does, it does!
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Oh yes, I do kinda want the trench.
The model in blue doesn’t look angry enough. What’s wrong with her?
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Amateur!
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The wellies may be the best thing about the collection. Those are mean looking models, the kind that come clawing out of deep wells …
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But their feet are so dry!
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Oh, I think the poofy coat needs a little more volume. 😉
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It has strange divot areas
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I’d like the balaclava hat, for walking the dog in the winter. Also the tent cape which could keep us both dry. Maybe a bit above my dog walking clothes budget?!
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It sure is over mine! But that wingy sleeve, I could carry Bruderlein and we’d both stay dry!
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I wonder if the models are sucking in their cheeks to get that starvation look?
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I do- gaunt is the new black!
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Oooo…what are they walking through? Wonder how they did that?! I love Hunter boots…maybe they should just stick to that.
Failing that, please go back to your traditional roots, Hunter people!
*Sigh*
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That floor scares me- like tar or jello
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I’ll take the trench, the rest of it should be killed with fire!
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Maybe that gas they are slogging thru….
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You should hold workshops for fashion critics because you have such an eye for detail! Still waiting on the coffee table version of all your witties! Think it over!
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If the models are walking through dank water, what is the audience sitting in? Are they all wearing rain boots? Maybe the green raincoat with the sail sleeve is for waving down passer-bys when you have a flat tire or other emergency? The green Lindsay Lohan sweater makes the model’s head look like it is just floating in mid-air..creepy…don’t you just wish you could hear the music during the show?
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What is appropriate sludge slogging musical accompaniment?
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The Sorcerer’s Apprentice! Where’s Mickey when you need him?
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The ski mask model reminds me of the boy fox with the sock mask in the Fantastic Mr. Fox.
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It is quite vixenous!
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Yes to the Trench!
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