Ok, this is a little different- it’s the classic outdoor boot company’s first runway show. I wonder what Rhianna wore to watch this one…….Lets see if they followed all the runway protocol:
Prominent angry cheekbones: check!
strangely crotched pants that flatter no one: check!
Poofy coat of immense proportion: check!
Classic basic with one ungainly twist: check!
Hostile elfin model boy that may actually be a girl: check!
Green and black penguin sweater you will regret buying/not buying until you see pics of Lindsay Lohan leaving a seedy hotel while wearing it
Trench you really kinda want: check!
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