There is so much to focus on- the car buffer purse, the horribly fitting jumpsuit….shiver
Wait- are the legs just folded over themselves? Dang- I was having good feelings about the shape, now I wonder whats up with that!
Lets discuss this flying squirrel jumpsuit so we don’t focus on the odd car wash fetish heels.
Dear Zero, I’m worried my waist looks too small- can you design something to make me gloriously shapeless?
Even flying squirrels need regular aerobic activity!
Honey, I keep telling you, you’re shopping at Flagmart, not Fabricmart- check your browser!
Salley knew she nailed her interview- they were to dazzled to ask about references!
If you like the top half, you probably don’t like the bottom…..
They should have put something in the back so the poor model would know where to stick her head thru. Come on designers, these girls aren’t rocket scientists!
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Pretty Grievances 
Actually, they asked me to model the second one but must have forgot to unfold the hem for this taller model. And, look, I justifiably refused because Pattern Placement. Otherwise, I’m all for car buffing accessories. In case the modelling gig doesn’t work out, you know?
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A side gig is important!!!
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Oh dear. The background on all these photos makes it really hard to see the things made of white or light fabric. Two things – the car buffing purse is crazy, and even though I don’t like the designs, the dark fabric with the bright print in the last three is kind of glorious.
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Ugh. Definitely car washing clothes.
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Not in that sexy pinup way, either!
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Nothing grabs me. Hmmm, maybe that’s a good thing 😉
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I dont want to be grabbed by these- it could be upsetting!
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If I’m ever in the mood for a lumpy jumpsuit I know where to look. 😉 Bet it’s a winner at that all you can eat buffet.
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Line those pockets with ziploc baggies and hit the spread!
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The second one with cuffs rolled up…the pattern is up-side down…those are faces. The work out outfit…are the pants on backward for the front crotch looks mighty baggy. All these clothes could be worn in a flood or used as sails on a raft…the flag dress…almost cool without the pants.
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Nothing can i see can turn those frowns upside down!
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What the what is happening to the waistlines in these outfits…
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Its cozy, I will give them that!
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Perhaps I need more coffee, bit I actually like most of these outfits – they look reasonably wearable. While I think jumpsuits are generally unsuitable for anyone over 5 yrs old, these look reasonably comfortable. I like the patterned fabric. I love the shoes – even the scrubbies (they’d look fabulous in red).
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I refuse to wear a jumpsuit until Devo reunites. Its my personal vow.
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OMG, these are hilarious! I actually like the flying squirrel suit, though. It’s kind of fun and space age-y.
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With the no pit shaving trend coming in, it leaves lots of circulation room up in there!
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My six year old has a phrase she uses when completely baffled by something…”what the what?”. I think it’s appropriate here!
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Yup- lots of that!
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I’m actually loving the clean lines and minimalist silhouette. Even turning the pants legs up seems like a cool “I don’t care” kind of thing to do. My problem is that no one but tall, skinny girls could carry this looks off. Definitely a fashion as art collection.
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The shapes dont lend themselves to a lot of body types, but hey, we can all have buffing sandals!
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Haha, another funny post – “flagmart” indeed!
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She should be hanging in front of the UN in that
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The long romper. No.
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Long romper is not a phrase that brongs stylishness to mind!
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So, did this collection give anyone an ear worm?
Ohhh Working at the car wash. At the car wash yeah! Work and Work…..;)
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Got that steadily depressin’ low down mind messin’ working at the car wash blues?
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I might be feeling a little peculiar but I fancy that second jumpsuit. I think. Not really feeling the batwing festival they’ve latched onto here. What? Someone not bothered to draft a sleeve?
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Jumpsuits – difficult to wear at best, these designed to avoid the ‘does my rear look big in this syndrome’. That would be the least of your problems. The first colour blocked dress (long one) has something going for it, and the cut of the flying squirrel jacket below almost ,well, flies. Zero , is that out of ten? I’d give it two for effort.
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Its all cut on grain, right?
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Whenever I see your Wearable Wednesday posts in my Reader, I think “Oh! Goodie!”
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So do the designers, Im sure!
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