Why so sad, little model? Is your leg circulation totally cut off by your Spartacus the postman’s outfit?
I need a priest to perform an exorcism on this outfit- I think it’s trying to kill her!
Come on seriously- what were the models instructions? Think soulless and a little bit constipated?
Yes, I killed them- and I’m glad, glad!!!
They never found the groom…..or the pannini maker.
She’s like a suicidal giraffe in chiffon.
She looks like the sofa in my childhood neighbors finished basement.
Ok, I’m not sure if this is a coat or a lot of things, but I like it.
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I’m not sure I want to wear a designer whose name I don’t know how to pronounce.
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Is it like a cat noise? They are wearing cat toys!
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Flashback to 1970 when we were all making granny square fashions and Peter Maxx ruled the poster and fashion world.Even that poor bride had to wear a crocheted vest! It is like they told the models to just go to the separates rack and throw anything on and top it with a long chiffon scarf danging down their back. The black number is perfect for a stylish mafia funeral and cocktail party to follow. I have heard the designer’s name pronounced like a cat sound: mew mew.
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Its alot to see all at once, id lile to see the pieces alone. Mew mew to you!
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Well when I look at this I hear a caterwauling of toms. Pew Pew
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No wails of desire, eh?
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Well… most of them aren’t bad. A couple are maybe a bit too busy and, sorry, the granny square vests have got to go.
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Pieces are good, I like the prunts, but those zombie models- oy!
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Yeah. The model in white is pure evil. She looks like those weird, pale aliens on Defiance. I can’t remember what they’re called right now.
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Evil- they are called evil!
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The second photo … it burnses us! I actually like the drapey white bridal one, although I’m not sure I would steal a panini maker over it …
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It has that 70’s layering Im not too wild about- like sundresses with turtlenecks and boots.
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I think they found the bag of crocheted vests I gave to the thrift store!!
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You want them back now, right?
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I think those crochet chest plates are attempting to constrict the poor models – unless they are protecting us from the aliens masquerading as models – look away from that last print… it’s sucking us into its vortex…
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It comes with its own Dr Who spin off!
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At least we don’t have to look at nipples.
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Granny squares and nipples cant be in the same room together!!!
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Oh shit, are granny squares back? Is no poor past fashion decision going to be left to rest in peace? Come on fashion designers, we need some new poor fashion decisions to chuckle over in 10 years.
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Its only a matter of time before they try to revive the dickie!? Keep your response clean, Heather!!!
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Those granny squares are the designer giving us the finger: “You are not sophisticated enough to appreciate the granny square (and I hope you don’t notice the rest of my collection is nothing special”
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I feel so plebian and sad to not apprecite this classy mess properly!
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Finally, a way to repurpose dusty old afghans! Just what we’ve all been waiting for! And, I’ll just say what we’re all thinking- finally, turtlenecks are back! Ick…
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The rest of the collection looked like Austin Powers on acid!?
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Maybe crocheted granny squares are exotic in Italy? That’s the only thing I can think of. Reminds me of elementary school. I wonder if soda/beer can hats are available as accessories. Otherwise, Miu Miu is one of my favorites (as eye candy only – no way can I afford that stuff or fit into it!). Not withstanding the grim models, it’s a nice collection, I think, without the crochet parts.
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I’d love to see the pieces seperated oit- the prints looked wild but yummy.
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Learning how to crochet was on my list of things to learn and do – now it’s not so important…..
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Put that to the back of the agenda, eh?
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Spartacus the Postman.
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I like the navy blue chiffon dress. Granny squares were big when I was in middle school – think I’ll pass. Perhaps the stylist is a fan of The Walking Dead? The shoes and accessories are bad enough but the hair and make-up are truly hideous. Unless you’re a zombie…
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Even zombies have to put on a happy face, sometimes!
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But, but, but I loved my crochet vest when I was seven and it was so groovy. These outfits besmirch the beloved granny square!
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I knew I smelled besmirching!!
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The revenge of the pot holders…!
Actually, I think it takes real skill to make super skinny models look REALLY bad. Must be one of the classes you get at Parsons?
Some of these prints are interesting…but I’m totally distracted by the tails – is that a LONG scarf or the hem?? WHY?? Does it double as a leash? Why do the models look so vapid? (ok, maybe not a valid question…). Why the gladiator strappy excess?
Sigh…just too taxing. Mui Mui…you’re OUT.
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It is a very taxing collection!
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I haven’t seen those knitted or crocheted (spell?) vests in a long time! You mean they are designer originals now?
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Everything old is poo again!
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Haha I will have to use that line myself someday!
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Those poor girls look like someone somewhere is putting pins into their voodoo effigies..
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They do look tortured!
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What no peace sign pendants?
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Thats the couture line- we haven’t earned it!
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Mannequins with the Stare of Death!! Doom doom da doom!
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It’s nightmare worthy!
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