You can’t wear white after Labor Day.
I said, you can’t wear white after Labor Day.
You aren’t listening.
Ok, now lets really focus, ok? No white after-
Hey, Missy! I mean you in the head wrap- I am trying teach etiquette and class here- now go change into something appropriate!
Ok, Sassy sleeves Armani- just settle down. We have rules here. I demand that you leave and take your seasonally inappropriate bichon with you!!!
Aargh. Let’s try again. I repeat. No white after Labor Day!!!
People! I am trying to remind all of us of the importance of following fashion rules! If we didn’t have rules, our society would just collapse into jumpsuit wearing mayhem. Now go and move your white garments to the off-season storage as God intended!!!!
E Tu Altuzarra?????
Donatella, you are not helping. I’m going to need you to go sit down. In the back.
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