This is a test. Of your ability to focus on the clothing. Ready? Don’t be distracted by her ankle wounds that look like someone let a rabid woodchuck feast on her. Don’t . She got them crawling into the photographers window last night trying to get back her e cigarette.
Don’t be distracted by her obvious rage at the photographer who said he’s call, but obviously he prefers that slut from Red Valentino that she saw him with last night at Butter.
Don’t wonder if her right leg has been oddly photoshopped- she asked as a last favor for them to remove the tattoo she got of the photographer back when things were good.
Don’t be distracted that he paused the photoshoot while another model brought him a falafel. Right in front of her. Like that wasn’t their special food truck.
….once upon a time I was falling in love- now I’m only falling apart…..you bastard!
Oh, my God- did he really just tell her that? He said I was like a young Elle Fanning…..
Smile? With my eyes? The eyes that just saw you give her a grape! One of MY grapes!
Oh, you think you’re getting these shoes back? Over my dead body. Raoul.
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Pretty Grievances 
The clothes are so wearable and the fabrics lovely and drapey….but the model and her drama with the camera guy, Raoul…well her face and posture says it all. I worry that she has never been tested for scoliosis or hip displacement.Nice touch wearing the rosary beads with the lacy kimono coat, that could be applied to any pattern…the lace bits not the rosary. This collection could be called Catholic School Girl trying to be bad…ask me how I know.
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Were you rolling up your uniform waistband again behind Sister Augustines back??
These pieces- shoes excluded are all pretty fun- great pop pieces.
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You know we all did that just to get the boys’ attention. Sister warned up about something called a “bad reputation” but did we listen? It’s like designers want us to be shocked with clunky shoes,,,what is up with that?
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I’ve got way too much side boob to wear that first one without a top. Love the bath robe in the third one, but the shower shoes would have to go.
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These are all such neat pieces- with underwear!!!
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I was almost distracted by the side boob, then I realized there wasn’t any.
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A little pitcrease can be quite beguiling.
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At first glance, I thought all the outfits were awful, but the model’s face was distracting. Blocking her face out didn’t make a difference, except I like the last outfit – the black shirt is pretty. Once again the stylist exacts his/her revenge…
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This designer needs to get better styling advice- this is all good stuff!
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LOL! Who can look at the clothes. (okay, concentrate…)
I like the last one and the lace dress that needs a longer slip underneath. The rest…. SO not my style.
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I wouldjust love to cherry pick a piece or two or just steal all the fabric!!
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Hahaha! Oh the falafel truck date! I can see it now. The two of them walking up. She orders but never eats it. He gives her one grape and tells her she’s gonna get fat. It’s love.
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A modern tale of love and carbs-
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First, I’m going to be randomly guffawing at Mrs. Mole’s comments all day. Second, I cannot get over the sensible shoes. What is with that?! Third, I just love how all the fabrics work together. So pretty and different and yet they so work! I love that falling out of love dress. The lace is gorgeous.
Tell us, Anne, where did you get your talent at commentary? I love WW!
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Those shoes- ugh!!!!
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Wow, I really like the collection, despite the model 😉
Thanks for the great commentary as always!
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Where is Coca Rocha when we need her? She loves her job and it shows!
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They couldn’t have put a little of that stark-white make-up over the sores on her ankles? So weird.
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They need a bug zapper in the studio!
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I can’t stop looking at her clunky-ass shoes! I get that we’re already hearkening back to the 90’s, but can’t we leave the shoes behind?
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These are more like Birkenblocks
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LOL at the ‘Birkenblocks’…that is a PERFECT name for them. I was so distracted by those…they’d make ANY outfit look bad!
That said…some of the pieces look interesting, although not really my style, but good grief…who can focus on the clothes amid so much distraction?! Shoot the make up guy, shoot the stylist, download photoshop (hey, there are FREE programs out there…the bug attack doesn’t have to show!).
I’m hearing Nina Garcia’s voice from Project Runway: “Everything’s just so SAD”…! Totally agree, Nina.
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She screams ‘i woke up like this’
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As always, your commentary is hilarious, and impeccable – I was pretty shocked for reals though, that they didn’t bother slapping some concealer on her ankle – weird right? Or at least photoshop it! I like how most of these pieces actually have some shape – I’d put the black lace dress with the black biker jacket so i could re-live the ’90’s! ^__^
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Alot of pit cleavage, but pretty workable!
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Too funny! Couldn’t look at the clothes, are they any good or what?
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Clothes? There were clothes?
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Oh… I finally figured it out. Those ankle sores are track marks. She’s probably shooting up between her toes too.
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Bahahahaha!! You’re a nut!! I like these outfits, very wearable, nice dark colours. But, WHY are their shoes so……ummm…..comfortable?
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