Psst- check out their feet!!!!! It’s really the safest place to look.
Did he leave the models in the bath too long?
She looks like a half eaten bag of taffy from the shore.
This is a rejected idea for the Nutcracker- alternate ballet- Rise of the Demon Cupcake Queen
No one ever thinks to bring their patio awnings in during a hurricane.
Did she do something wrong? Are you punishing her?
And they’ve brought down the checkered flag- we should have a winner announced soon!
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Pretty Grievances 
Oh dear.
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That about sums it up!
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Models must be praised for their professionalism for walking down the runway wearing that!
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Certainly not work friendly, unless you work at the circus (even then, you’d probably need a bra). I’d really like to know how they got those tights to go over high heels.
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That baffled me! Tights with heels? Models shedding their skin? What was going on???
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Oh … my. One model looks like she has leeches on her legs. And the rest …. well … the one bright spot is that long, white, coat-like piece. That could actually translate quite well into an interesting and wearable trench coat.
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I’ll bet they fought over that coat!!!
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OMG! What?
The pink giraffe tights are sort of interesting.
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And a better focus than….well, most of it
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The Skeletor makeup on the punished one is absolutely unnecessary. The runway forgives too easily.
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Those cheek bones are lethal! Such cruelty!
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Well, I hope everyone got paid for their time. Pitiful.
Loved your comments Anne!! That’s usually the best part 🙂
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Okaaaay…I like those coral pants. The rest of this is completely inexplicable.
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Ok, so we have 40 unwearables and 2 wearables for our talley!
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Gone with the Wind for sure…..
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Just appallng and a little creepy!
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I would LOVE to hear the models comments on their makeup and clothes. Now that would be a conversation!
Ramona
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They probably just keep muttering ‘i hope the check clears’
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OK, almost all runway models look unhappy, but these poor girls look MISERABLE. Have you no decency, Thomas Tait?!?!
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Didnt they just get a lovely parrafin bath? Why arent they giddy?
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Patio awnings, laughed ’til I cried.
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Hurricane collection 2014 Fall
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“I hope the cheque clears.” haha … sadly, haha… Yup. I’d be seriously concerned about that, too. I wonder what Mr. Tait’s financial backers think of all this. And the shoes have me stumped. Tights over heels? “Shights.” Indeed. Have a look: http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/article/TMG11101558/11-things-we-wont-be-wearing-from-London-Fashion-Week.html
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I hope you all thank me for sparing you of some of these!!!
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Wow. I thought I had seen some weird stuff HERE but Wearable Wednesday is downright conservative.
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Scary business!
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*sigh* you know… as an artist myself, I’m often more forgiving of weird runway fashion than most because I view it as art, but there’s a point where art just becomes cheap exploitation and this collection has definitely crossed the line. If the first one were a little less see through, I’d actually kind of like the silhouette. And I do like the tights on that one LOL.
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That is really the reason I avoid couture posts- that is art and has more freedom, but this is supposed ti be the every person collection? Really????
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BAHAHA really?? Can you imagine if “every person” started wearing this to work? Let me just say in advance… I’m becoming a full blown hermit if that happens ^_^
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No one wants to see this at the drive thru!
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Oh.my.word.
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Now go and cleanse your eyes, my child.
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All I want to know is WHO GAVE THIS MAN MONEY TO CREATE A COLLECTION?
I mean, seriously. This isn’t art, it’s trash. On the brightside, I’m thinking of turning my ripped blue plastic tarps into high fashion…just because, well, this guy!
If I were one of the models, I’d insist on being paid in cash…!
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Is it a scam? The fashion version of the Producers???
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I think I alternated between “shock” and “laughter”! Quite a collection there. Good thing I don’t see this stuff in person, I wouldn’t be able to contain myself!
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Where could we go to see these? That would be quite an event!
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(I’m shaking my head Nope!). We might get disorderly, and get arrested!
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But we could hide as a careash until the cops pass!
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Just sad.
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Yup.
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I think they are all being punished. Would anyone actually buy this ‘shight’?
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Not me- im too poor forsuch stylishness!
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The shights remind me of the nude boot covers figure skaters sometimes use. I’ve always thought they made the skaters look like they have some terrible deformity instead of feet!
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The skating satyr look!
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What, you DIDN’T wear these to the grocery store the other day????
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No, just the carwash
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You could BE the carwash with some of those draping strips of fabric.
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I like to multi task!
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Oh dear ugly!
http://whydidimakethat.blogspot.co.uk/
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It is indeed!!
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I had to zoom in on the last one. She’s wearing glasses- yay! Too bad that’s my favorite part of the outfit. But, it’s better than nothing!
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Sadly that just makes her see these designs better!?
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