‘Hey- I know you’re getting ready for the show, but you need to get down here.’
‘Why? Whats wrong- Scooter you sound frantic!’
‘It’s the Models sir. They refuse to put on the clothes. They’re just milling around unstyled and smelling of unfiltered cigarettes. I can’t make them get dressed!?’
‘Wait- what?’
‘Yeah, I know, it’s crazy! They just keep staring at me and refusing to change.’
‘That’s ridiculous! They have contracts! I gave them diet coke!’
‘Its true! They look terrible! Like they just rolled out of bed and painted their garage or cleaned a million toilets! Just saggy grimey looking jeans and ratty slip ons!?’
‘SCOOOTER! YOU MORON!!!! THAT IS MY COLLECTION!!!!’
‘Um, well….they all do look comfortable…’
‘Get out, Scooter. You’ll never wrangle models in this town again.’
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Pretty Grievances 
Well I never! Someone stole my weekend-wear-around-the-house wardrobe, put it through the spin dryer, shrank it & then rolled it around in a dust puddle!
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See how hard this designer works?
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So LOTFROTFLAMYAOOTF! (Even I don’t know what it says, but your post was so funny. Tell me that this is an actual couture collection?
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Its spring 2015 ready to wear- very ready!
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And people will pay vast sums to buy those, when they could have picked them up at Asda/ Walmart for a fraction of the price. Sheesh!
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But what if someone finds out???
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Priceless…your commentary, not the clothes 🙂
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It is hard to determine a price for the collection, too!
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My gardening clothes – I wondered where they had gone.
(Love your post!)
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Sneaky designer!!
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…thrift store rejects… (the clothes, not the models)
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Poor confused models- everything was opaque- how unnatural!
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HILARIOUS!!!! I need the burst of laughter you gave me. Priceless! 🙂
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I had no idea i wore designer clothes!!
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OMG! Really. I dress better than that to go to Walmart. I do like the gingham nightshirt though. As a NIGHTshirt, you know.
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There was supposed to be a ? after the Really. It’s too early for punctuation but I can’t just let it go.
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The period added a nice touch of distain!!
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It does look comfy!
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That first pair of jeans, unless they’re supposed to be “spiral” jeans, are EXTREMELY off grain. Check out that seam!
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How uncomfortable during my floor cleaning duties!
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And what is wrong with that model’s legs? Looks like she’s been horseback riding too long.
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Finally! A designer brave enough to make me clothes to wear while I work on my ’74 Camaro!
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Yes!!!!
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Wow! So many dazzling style tips in one place. I need to shade my eyes and take a nap.
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Its overwhelming- like Mcqueen….or kmart
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Nice to know we will all be wearing men’s deck shoes and rolled up jeans for Spring…and that last little number…car mechanic uniform…OO LA LA…what accessories will go with it…an oily rag in the back pocket?
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The collectionhasa signature cologne- hints of dirty hair and stale cigarettes!
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Perfect to compliment the dirt under the fingernails look.
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Do I spy a denim jumpsuit at the end there? It makes me want to go change the oil on my car.
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And check your spakplugs
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Can’t forget about those!
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So true. I spend hours and hours hand making all these Chanel-style jackets, couture skirts and tailored jackets and what do I really wear off-duty? – jeans and an oversized shirt!
Sewbusylizzy and me share the same weekend robe! Who knew we were already designer muses?
You’re priceless, BTW.
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Its hard to be so inspiring!
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So this is where my clothes went! My closet has been seemingly getting emptier and emptier, and I couldn’t figure out where my clothes were going–I had suspected gnomes, but apparently it’s Scooter! Thief! 😡
😛
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Well for once they look normal… like house painters? and for once I dress nicer than they do!
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LOL, if something resembling a few of those items came off my sewing machine it would be in the wadder pile, with me sobbing at my incompetence!
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Why is this not an SNL skit?
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It could be!! Pre-mom jeans?
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Ha! Yes. Always love your comedy stylings.
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So how much for this ‘thrift store’ chic? Looks like this designer raided the back room of the local’s union and stole all the worker’s spare work clothes!
I mean, seriously…would any of you pay over $5 for any of these pieces??? Sigh. Another “designer” funded by someone looking for a tax write off…
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