Look into the swirling pattern effect of my Bewbs. You are getting very sleepy- you are in a deeply relaxed state. You will buy anything Vogue tells you to…….
You even want to buy a dress with a giant oven mitt shrinky-dinked to it.
Your mind will become open to new concepts- like capelet blouses! They will make total sense to you!
You will give me this coat and shirty business- but keep the satyr clogs for yourself. Seriously, I want you to have them.
You will not realize that she is trying to steal your grandmothers drapes…..
When I count to 3 you will awake refreshed and have no idea that you now possess a tail.
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Pretty Grievances 
Ha! tonight I am the first one to read your post! Am I? It is bed time here. Thanks for hypnotizing me, but alas now I fear dreams of girls with tails and chunky shoes jumping on my bed! š Thanks for another funny post!
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Oh dear- I hope ADEAM and I didnt give you indigestion!!!
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Zzzzzzzzzzz tail, tail, can’t wait for jungle jan.
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Oh its on! Perhaps even a sabertoothed swap?
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But the caplet blouse does make perfect sense, its a caplet, and a blouse! … hang on, umm, do I have a tail??
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You’d better start tailoring your yogapants to fit that fluffy tail!
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Are those shoes the latest in the Crocs line? Is the model in the caplet blouse also wearing culottes? Actually I don’t mind the fabrics, even grandma’s curtains but the plastic oven glove has me baffled…maybe the designer might change his/her name to A-Dream instead?
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I think A Delusion was already taken!
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With Thanksgiving coming up, that oven mitt dress could come in handy. It’s also probably safer to wear over open flame than my traditional garb of flannel jammies. Of course, it will be less exciting without the traditional episode involving a fire extinguisher.
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I would pay tosee amodel smother a casserole fire with this dress!
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The oven mitt is truly the laugh of the day!!! What fun! Maybe we should all think of creative ways to incorporate the design of the oven mitt into our wardrobes š
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It makes me feel homey!
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Oooo! I want some of the optical illusion stripe fabric – both colors. Also, a few yards each of the capelet blouse fabric and the culotte fabric, the latter for a normal, plain, boring skirt.
It’s always all about the fabric – saving innocent fabrics from psychotic designers.
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I know you will give thembetter homes!
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I love the first and penultimate layered looks. The colours in that first outfit!! And I’d wear the clogs that you don’t want. š
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All yours! I look like a clydesdale in clogs
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LOL!! I kinda want optical illusion bewbs now ^_^ Loving the sleek, layered theme of this collection – minus the tail, of course š
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I like a sleek layered tail
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I like them on my kitties but their colour schemes are much more chic LOL
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Thanks for the early morning laugh… Start the day in the right way.
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With an oven mitt and a tail.
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LOL…nothing like oven mitt chic in the a.m.! The tail really adds a spot of class, too…it’s what all the best dressed kitchen help will be wearing! Oven mitt dresses and fox tails. Season done.
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Statement earrings draw the eyes up, a statement tail draws…..the eyes…..never mind.
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I actually like them, except for the oven mitt one. 1 and 5 are the same, but different colours. I prefer 1. The swirly effect wouldn’t be too good after a glass or two of vino though. Potential in this collection!
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We’ll be revisiting this designer- I agree there is definite potential behind the tails!
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I know I said I was going to use my CAD program to recreate something seen on this page a couple of years ago, but I am going to try the blouse capelet thing over the holiday period and will let you know!
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Ok, I want to see how you soften it up and make it work!
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Is the tail attached to the handbag? Easy for thieves to grab?
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I so hope that is the case- I dont really want them tobe attached to ME!
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