Look into the swirling pattern effect of my Bewbs. You are getting very sleepy- you are in a deeply relaxed state. You will buy anything Vogue tells you to…….
You even want to buy a dress with a giant oven mitt shrinky-dinked to it.
Your mind will become open to new concepts- like capelet blouses! They will make total sense to you!
You will give me this coat and shirty business- but keep the satyr clogs for yourself. Seriously, I want you to have them.
You will not realize that she is trying to steal your grandmothers drapes…..
When I count to 3 you will awake refreshed and have no idea that you now possess a tail.
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