Well. Shall we address the hem or the stylist caplet she forgot to take off?
Ok, just- what- no. Sheer bodice and granny panties? Mind blown.
Um, crotch bib?
Do you hear that? It’s my WhatTheWhat meter. It’s exploding.
Ok, I quit. Osklen has broken me. See you next week.
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Pretty Grievances 
Burlap and bibs and big boy boat shoes? Raggedy raveling hems, knitted underpants, granny pants and an outfit recycled from the neighbors last luau…grass hut skirt and a vest made from sitting on mats…and then cover it all with clear plastic raincoats…I am disheartened and in need of a drink…not even those funky flowers on their shoulders will cheer me up.
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See? I just can’t do it! Where to start? Where to stop?
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Once you start you can’t stop. There’s just too much…
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Honestly, I’m not sure this is what the NFL meant when they implemented the Clear Bag Policy…..
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That sounds dirty- I must research….especially if itsdirty!
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We, your adoring audience, greatly appreciate the psychological trauma you experience to bring us this delightful weekly feature. This week appears to be especially painful, since even you are at a loss for words.
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Tis true. Sometimes after preparing these, I have to lay in a darkened room and gently stroke a length of cheetah brocade until the fear passes…..
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There’s a lot of “whatthewhat” going on here!! Fun as always though 🙂
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I try to find some stealables, but oh, no thank you!
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I love the pant bib – so very practical, in fact, I shall sew that entire outfit to save you the trouble of finding more for next week x
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Planning on going to a dressy paintball event?
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I almost forgot that today is Wednesday. This season is really screwing up my calendar sense. Anyway…
These are just weird. Nothing wearable here except maybe the second one if it was lined, but even with a lining I’m not sure I could get excited about it. Nice print but… I better quit now before I start babbling incoherently.
Oh, by the way, did you notice the placement of that red flower on #2?
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Just like a strange floral feminism statement…..that no one wants to make.
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Well, you know we’ve hit the jackpot when you’ve lost all words to describe the horror, Anne. I almost lost my espresso laughing at your wordlessness… 😀
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Still stroking my brocade…..
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i have always been a fan of sheer + granny panties. can’t explain it. but that second to last shot broke me!
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Granny panties or nip reveal- you must choose, young exhibitionist jedi!!!!
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Oh good its Wednesday, time for a giggle. Brownish skirt material recalls the terrible prickly mats (of jute? coconut?) used for forcible forward rolls and like manoeuvres in p.e. class. I suppose when modern school gymnasiums adopted more humane mat treatment, they came up for recycling. Wouldn’t advise sitting down, or leaning against anything.
Crochet café au lait swimwear rings a bell too. Avoid water, they stretch, and stretch, and stretch. And pac a mac enjoying a revival. Too much nostalgia.
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I such picture that swimwear getting heavier and droopier in the back when wet. Not a look anyone aspires to!!!
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Grannified sweater undergarments with a vinyl button down…I’ll be damned, I’m set for all of my Christmas parties!
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Imagine the moisture festering under there like an unholy petri dish of unspeakable!!
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Only the best for the in-laws!
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LOL your WhattheWhat meter is right on the money – this collection has too much clear plastic and crotch bib for my palate! ^__^
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What to wear to color your hair on balmy afternoons!
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GAH! No wonder you’re speechless (has that EVER happened??)…these are intolerable. Yet another example of someone getting money under false pretenses as surely this was meant to be an outdoor party tent of some sort? Hope you recover in time to tackle another Wednesday…!
The luau shoes did kind of remind me of my old golf shoes, though…!
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Im glad the industry is finally recognizing what fall risks these spindly gals are- no more heels!
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I was worried that the models were sharing the same pair of shoes (hello, athletes foot). Maybe the model wearing the brown shoes had the same concerns and brought her own footwear?
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I cant think of any more reasonable suggestion!
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Sweet! I was looking for an adult sized smock to do all my finger painting in. Where do I mail my 2000 dollars? 😉
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So handy for eating without utensils, removing popcorn ceilings a few minutes before you go to an event, too!
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You know I could finally wear white, if I cover it all with a plastic apron like this designer does! So easy to clean, just wipe down with a wet cloth!
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At last! Fashion meets function and has a wreck!
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The yurt skirt–a perfect way to carry your temporary abode with you…
Seriously, this designer had me going WTEF with every scroll.
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Do they really think we will buy their vision?
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MY problem, if you can call it that, is that I don’t even see the clothes, I just see acres and acres of thigh gap. Like a vortex into another world, those thigh gaps just suck the will to live out of me. I want to run onto the runway and forcefeed those models chicken and mayo sandwiches and eclairs. Well, not really, I can’t be bothered. But I may just have to go do some research on chicken mayo sarnies and eclairs….later….nomnomnom
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Stick around for our February Feed a model telethon. We’re still lookingfor novelty acts and phone operators!
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Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more weird. Careful you don’t rub a hole in that cloth!
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If you threw the first dress into the dye pot and got rid of the plastic doodaa…on second thoughts what the what all round. erk!
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And the creeping strangle vine necklaces? Whats that??
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