Tilda SWINNNNNTONNNNNNNNNN……..hear it in the wind? Lets match the outfits to her potential film roles, shall we?
A brash indie film entirely in Esperanto. I give you: The Exponential Kale Smuggler.
Orpheus Screams at Car Wash proletariats a drama yet unreleased, but pinging with tension.
Boogie with Satan, a musical in dolphin.
Bebop Becomes Electra- a portrait of a hermaphrodite obsessed with Bo Diddly.
Fiddlecrabs and Percival. A story of otters taken hostage by fate.
Truth blemishes the Enigma. A one man show filmed entirely in a Denny’s staff locker room.
Happy Feet 4! The endgame.
Leda has a Peptic Ulcer. A children’s fable.
Burning, Shambling, Miserable Love. in 3D
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