Come on everybody and do the Amish Stomp!!
This is….um…well….unfortunate.
I’d like this if I didn’t feel like the model was trying to threaten me from beyond.
Is this photoshopped? Is her head really attached to her body? CYBORG!!!!!
‘…and when they looked at the scheduling book- they discovered the model had never been there at all!!!’ – Spooky Stories from Karl Lagerfeld’s Summercamp for Overindulged Youths
Sad Angular Clown Collection 2015
I think she’s trying to morph back to the Mother Ship!!!
Don’t mind me- I just haunt this studio.
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A perfect collection for women who have no boobs, no hips and no hope of ever laughing at a joke. So serious and so simplistic and so scary. The fabrics may be nice, except that sea foam green one, but think about how so little labor is actually in them and imagine the high end prices!
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The clown ruff is obviously the finale piece- it took 2 hours!
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That poor model sitting on the floor was having serious cramps, I’m sure.
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Her brittle bones just snapped
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Good point Mrs Mole. When I looked back at the style lines they are all easy to recreate ( not that I would want to!) My most boast worthy ‘copy’ is of a designer skirt sold for $250 which I made myself for $25!
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They are almost doll clothes in their lack ofdetail and design. My American girl had similiar!
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Hmm, the third one has got to be a maternity dress – she’s even touching her bump!
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I thought the outfit was just making her queasy…
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Well, if anyone ever decides to do a modern(and I use modern loosely) take on the orphanage scene in Jane Erye, look no further!!!
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Complete with crazy attic dwelling wife seperates!
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Well, I dunno… there’s some great outfits here in which one could garden or clean the bathrooms… The dungaree-ish jumpsuit is perfect for outdoors, and if it was a little chilly, you could add the transparent sweater, or the hat if it’s too sunny. And the dress and kerchief combo is ideal for cleaning…. 😀
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Its very potato famine chic!
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I can usually say “gimme the fabrics” but the seafoam green fabric is the only one that is even slightly interesting to me and that only slightly. I think I might like the clown dress in a different color.
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That dress would make me look like ‘tubby the clown’
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I have narrow shoulders and a fat middle. I think it might work for me. I wear that shape of dress often though never with the clown collar.
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Clown collars ste the new black.
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When the first one hit my screen I thought we were in for a re-run of the sad end of the seventies, but turns out its just the sad end.
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Her end does look quite sad!!
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Once again you have outdone yourself with this commentary. You are a scream. I really look forward to your Wearable Wednesdays. I wonder what you would have had to say about the Rick Owens Paris Fashion Show (tee, hee) for men. It was seriously x-rated. Please keep making us smile. All the best.
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I just couldnt do the pischy sweater review! It was too much!!!!!
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With the exception of the jumpsuit–which is horrendous–I blame this failure on the stylist(s) more than the designer. If one imagines happier models, with tousled hair, and say, ballet flats, then it is a normal, if not exciting collection. The dunce corner of the abandoned victorian schoolroom setting, or whatever it is, is a contributing factor. Imagine a path through a forest glade or even a shopping mall, and it looks so much brighter…
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Its like the stylist wanted to take the blame for an innoffensive yawner collection upon her own shoulders! How noble!
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The thing I hate the most are those Herman Munster booties. Very tall women tend to naturally have very long feet. The boots might look okay in size 6 or 7, but her huge stompers just add to the scariness of the photos.
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They cant really fit her- they are her Fathers, right?
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As a tall woman with huge stompers of her own, I would like to speculate that they do indeed (likely) fit her – however, in her defense I think the sad angular clown photo emphasizes the size of the stompers due to enhanced perspective LOL.
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LOL “sad angular clown” made me giggle – and some of these photos really do look eerily cyborg-like (and not in a good way). That said, I like the jumpsuit and the blue sheer top (but not paired with the weird furry hat). The rest looks like the Haunting of Little House on the Prairie LOL.
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Its unsettling…
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The first one is also more than a little “help me obi-wan kenobi. you’re my only hope!”
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This is not the designer you are looking for!!!!
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I like the clown dress – expect it would be much improved with some jewelry and cute shoes (it would rock with a pair of Fluevogs). Perhaps the model is so stunning, they dressed her down so the rest of us wouldn’t feel bad about ourselves?
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Yes, thats it!!!
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Let’s see… We have Lizzie Borden, Amish (no offense), super scary, see through top, cleaning lady, sad clown, broken girl, and Amish… Not a look I would ever go for! Are they even trjying to make some money on this line?
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Well it does seem to be trying to connect with fashons underserved- the Amish, the poltergeist, etc…..
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I so NEEDED this today! THANK YOU!!!!!
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Aw, you are sweet!
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