Shut up- they keep my thighs warm when I bike to work! 
Where to start, where to start…..her toes are huge!!! The yeti slippers are very much detracting from her icey blue mode. 
Some mean girls stole her ascot and her lunch money! 
Look, I keep some clothing for sentimental reasons, but Honey, it’s time to throw away the sleeper Nana made you in 4th grade. You will thank me.
Poor Alice- her prom dress didn’t meet the schools dress code, so they made her wear whatever was in the lost and found. 
The static built up by these pants is graciously powering the office of 2 non profit groups. Models- they give back! 
She is wearing the same thing as my Aunt Trixie’s guest bathroom was during the 70’s!! 
Oh, come on, did you think I’d completely ignore the ‘pencil boxes’?? http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=trapped+in+a+box+youtube&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=3F3C1C061375BE71FF1D3F3C1C061375BE71FF1D photo credits: style.com. All images remain the property of their original owners.
Pretty Grievances 
Oh my. speechless. Was there anything coherent this week except the taxidermy? Perhaps we should exhume the madame, or at least polish the glass on the ouija board…
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Thank you for the NoDoubt though – everything feels better now 😉
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I realized I was humming that song while I wrote this one- it needed sharing!
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Was it a bold statement about showing a ‘collection’ or did he have to use them to keep the models still?
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thigh warmers !
hmm . . . , now there’s a thought,
Oh no, it’s like a visual earworm I’m stuck with for the day.
shuffles off to the day’s chores tutting and headshaking …
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Its a hazard, isnt it? As long as you dont start looking at the bathroom rugs with a design idea…
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Clearly the desinger isn’t all that interested in actually selling any of the clothes. except maybe the slippers.
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The slippers are key!
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I would like to comment because I enjoyed this Wearable Wednesday sooooo much, but I truly don’t know what to say. It was fun to look at? The prom look was my favorite. 😊
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Its very…..interesting. Yup. Thays it.
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“What?! The show is tonight?! Quick somebody go to the Goodwill store and grab a bunch of stuff!”
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Just wear your slippers! We’re out of time!!!!
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As I scrolled through, all I could do was question the box….and the straw!!! Then I saw MaciNic’s comment, taxidermy. Ohhhhhh….hmmm, I still don’t understand 😦
Great post as always Ann!
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The straw is actually #2 pencils- even weirder!!!!!
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OMG! I didn’t even notice the pencils. What?
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So odd….
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How did the model keep a straight face?! She must be partially sighted! 😀
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Its hard to laugh when they threaten to remove the air from your display case!
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Haha! Maybe she’s a wax work figure!
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Poke one of the pencils in her and see if she flinches!
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Chunky, frumpy and slippers…where is the magic and inspiration and what are the prices on these creations? The only decent outfit is the mean girls one if you add a blouse. Or just let Kim Kardashian wear it since she needs to show off her assets.
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She refuses to buy anything with more than 2 buttons!
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We haven’t even mentioned how many pencils had to give up their lives for the making of this show….
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Do models worry about standardized testing??
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Did they steal her blouse too? It’s hard to tell from the photo. Isn’t that a problem in a fashion photo? I dunno photography isn’t my thing but it seems like you should be able to see the outfit.
And can we talk about the toes?! What the heck? Ummm I think we know why they’re using the Yettie slippers. Just sayin …
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There was a fire in the dorm last night. First the lights went out. Then the smoke alarms let rip. Everyone pulled on the first things that came to hand. The lucky ones found their slippers. It was no fun clambering down the fire escape at 4am and lining up for a head count. Where’s a fireman when you need a fireman’s lift?
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Wheres a fireman when you need a better outfit??
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I foolishly read this in public and proceeded to snort coffee out of my nose halfway across Starbucks. You KILL me!
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Making people snort- its my spiritual gift?
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Must’ve taken them years to amass a trophy collection this impressive! Some eccentric millionaire’s private collection, no doubt?
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Its soon to be a lifetime horror movie!
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My sympathies to Madame Vionnet…
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Ouch. I rather liked this collection in a conceptual sort of way.
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Its very fleecy….
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Well … Why would ANYONE want to add width to their thighs! Makes me laugh though (again, thank you!)
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So, so funny reading your comments 🙂 This is like ‘fun with home decor’ or something…bath mats, rugs, fur bits…and that black “skirt” is surely a used tablecloth! And the PENCILS…! WHY are there PENCILS?? So distracted by the PENCILS I couldn’t even take on the actual clothing…what there was of it, anyway.
Oh, the horror…!
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I can only deduce from the sasquatch slippers that the light blue getup is supposed to be “loungewear.” I can see it now–she’s flipping pancakes when the enormous drape over her shoulder catches on fire from the gas stove. Silly me. She’s obviously sitting down sipping a cosmo while the help makes her pancakes.
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She does look dangerously flammable to be working the waffle iron!
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