Little know facts: Zombie models LOVE tailoring- they are drawn to it.
Peggy casually entered the prison visiting room- smug in the knowledge that her knotted bedsheet ladder had made it past the guards and almost to her boyfriend Vinnie- he was so close to freedom!
Drunks often confused Enid for the bathroom at Studio 54. It was unfortunate for her drycleaner.
Miss Barkley was always trying to find new ways to explain cell division to her students.
Wandas nervous habit of twisting her shirttail when stressed did her no favors at the poker table.
Fiona was always trying to subtley bring her County Fair win into conversations. She was avoided by all the former judges in the grocery store.
Yeah, I’d be pissed off too.
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