Little know facts: Zombie models LOVE tailoring- they are drawn to it.
Peggy casually entered the prison visiting room- smug in the knowledge that her knotted bedsheet ladder had made it past the guards and almost to her boyfriend Vinnie- he was so close to freedom!
Drunks often confused Enid for the bathroom at Studio 54. It was unfortunate for her drycleaner.
Miss Barkley was always trying to find new ways to explain cell division to her students.
Wandas nervous habit of twisting her shirttail when stressed did her no favors at the poker table.
Fiona was always trying to subtley bring her County Fair win into conversations. She was avoided by all the former judges in the grocery store.
Yeah, I’d be pissed off too.
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Pretty Grievances 
Oh my, Country Fair Win is genius
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It’s quite an outfit!
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Ha ha ha. Genius. All of them. Bed sheet, Enid, pissed off, cell division. Oh my. Congratulations.
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It wrote itself!
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Oh, you sneaky gal! The clothes start off normal (though too short for me) but then they get progressively crazier until we get to (OMG! Wear a cami underneath that why don’t you!”
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It’s an intriguing group, isn’t it?
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I guess they don’t need undershirts since they’re so emaciated they have chests like one year olds.
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Models overheat if they have too many layers!
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Who the hell would wear the County Fair Win??? That might be the most bizzare look yet! And that’s saying something considering what you show us every week
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It’s a lot of look!!!!
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I think we should all make a star banner scarf 😉
I must admit though that I am a little intrigued with the knots. I may need to hunt down this collection for a closer look.
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I am my own prize!!
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Fiona and her sash reminds me of the early suffragettes marching for the right to vote. The rest of knots and lumps and bumps…what a collection of oddities! Wanda’s poker table blouse reminds me of how kids used to be sent off to school with coins tied into handkerchiefs…anyone else remember that?
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It made me think of Temperance League ladies- lots of room for a hatchet under there!
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April Fool, right? Right?
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If only we could know that is the case!
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Now why would I want bunches of fabric on my chest and hips, etc. to make me look bigger? This designer is forgetting that he is designing clothes for people, not poor little girls with gaps between their thighs! My fav – Fiona with her Country Fair win! I could just SEE me on the bus headed to work in THAT one… At least the driver wouldn’t miss me at my stop! Thank you again for some 😂 photos!
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If you wear it- you must hand out sobriety leaflets!
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Absolutely! That’s a great idea!
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OK, I LOVED the first white dress (in any color but white!!), but it just went downhill from there! EEK!
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That dress was very good!
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I like the prison escape sleeves. I need to know how she keeps them out of the spag bol.
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Not the outfit for taffy pulling!!
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Fiona is so subtle. The flow of the peach number plus the necklace its paired with is quite intriguing. Like what would happen if Lady Mary traveled via TARDIS to 1965.
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That is spot on- she would then feed Edith to an alien!
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Hilarious comments! I would like the pattern for his slim trousers though 😉
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The pants are very good- so 1 dress and 1 pair of pants. Not a great score!
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LOL! Great commentary…especially the last poor model! Crazy stuff…
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Crazy but a little dash of possible…
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I like the red knotted shirt – the pants are great, once again, ankle socks with shoes – on adults – just no.
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