Today we will be speaking directly to one of Marcus Lupfers models! Modelling is often a career passed down in families- our model is no exception- her great-grandmother was a print model for Beatrix Potter. Please meet Flop-Z.
I can’t believe I’m being interviewed for Womens Wear Daily!
Ahem, Flop-Z, it’s actually Wearable Wednesday.
Well, crap. Did the check at least clear? My agent is toast for this.
Can we discuss the collection a bit?
Fun sneakers, sullen models and ME. enough said.
Can we discuss the rich textures interplaying with basic, barren shapes-
I’m not in this picture. Whats to talk about- move on.
This is much better- I’m doing a much better job than the other so called model! Look at my RBF- perfection! No one does Resting Bunny Face like Flop-Z!
Oh, this brocade is so-
Hey! Look at me in this one! Look how thin my ears look- I am noted in the industry for my flawless ear-gap. No one can top my swagger in the ear-gap department. It’s also natural- not like that Kottentail show off who married a rapper.
This is a tough industry, how do you stay grounded?
I mentor other young models. These 2 on the right are very new- I had to gently tell one of them to put down her e-cig for the picture. Imagine! One must give back to the industry- but not too much- these models can turn on you! I learned that from a certain wannabe that has obviously stolen my brow game.
Are the rumors of rivalries and model hazing true?
Sadly, yes- it happens all the time- I have to put upstarts in their place- Bitch got a hand full of Flop-Z’s personal good & plenty in this picture- she’d been squeezing my tail all shoot and I was not taking any more!
I can see why you are so popular in the industry- the camera loves you- may I ask- do you get whisker highlights?
This interview is over.
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