‘Please forgive me Thurston, but I just feel that if you marry Rhonda, you will come to a bad end…’
I hate to get all hung up on pattern placement, but this seems unfortunate.
Welcome to Our Lady of Shapelessness. Sister Bernice will help you into your sack cloth.
‘No Celeste, I will NOT hold your cat while you go on the runway again’
There was something hot and sinister about Maggie the arc welder…..
Why, just why?
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Pretty Grievances 
OMG, could they make anybody look any worse? And models have BIG feet, made all the bigger by those awful clunky sandals…..ergh, get me a bucket!
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Why do models have big feet? Am I allowed to ask or will I get a body shaming scold again???
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Because they are taller than average. Although I guess being short, anyone taller than me has big(ger) feet 🙂 My daughter is 177cm and takes a size 41 European, see…BIG!
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Whoa! I’m 5’7 and wear a 35- considered a little small for me
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35 is teeny! I’m 5’6 and wear 39, 40 or 41 depending on brand
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I actually do have hooves. I’m part pony on my mothers side.
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Nice of the designer to allow that last model on the runway so soon after her neck surgery. Creepy sandals and quilted welding sack dresses. Poor Sister Bernice, so misunderstood while trying to protect the novice’s modesty!
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I’m not a high neck fan- this clinches it!!!
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Love the sandals
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Great for living around broken glass.
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Last one: bonus built-in neck brace! At first glance I thought the first model’s breast has exploded. Turns out she’s just got a resident spider nesting there.
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Who outside of the Marvel universe really favors a spider motif???
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Perhaps in another blogosphere that we are unaware of!
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They comfy but awful… Not high fashion at all!
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Comfy but awful- like everything my Mother tried to put me in during school !
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Normally I am strangely attracted to your wearable Wednesday offerings, but not this week. Fugly is the only word I can come up with!
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At least it looks absorbant….
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Okay, someone is probably going to send someone to take me away for this but I like the spider. And the last fabric but not that dress. They should have given ME that fabric. I could have saved it.
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I appreciate your sincere desire to rehabilitate wayward textiles. You are a saint!
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Hmm, I liked the dress with the embroidery, then I realized that she had a spider on her boob! Then with the second one I figured this designer was all about inappropriate pattern placement. The rest are just boring baggies to me. I wonder how much these cost… And can I get a job like this!
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Boring baggies for the win!!
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I think it might be a case of “Made you look!!!”
There are 2 redeeming pieces, the pink skirt, nice lines and the final dress, minus the neck brace of course 🙂
Thanks for the fun!
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There are fun glimpses, but that blue dress is a total deal breaker. It’s the 8th grade dance chaperone dress!?
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Don’t fret dear Celeste. You’re not the only one around here who can’t knit.
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I can only makes knotted chunks of wool suitable for cat toys!
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Ditto! Sad looking potholders (though highly functional) out of a spool knitter.
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I look at that collar and think only “fashion for the recently injured in a horrific car accident…”
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Ladies have excellent posture- even if it’s forced!!
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If there’s on place I don’t want to find an albino tarantula when I’ve got dressed in the dark…………..
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That is definitely a true statement!!
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or even one place
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Marrying Rhoda would be a mistake, Thurston, and holding the cat while Celeste walks the catwalk. How do you even come up with the names never mind the hilarious commentary…?
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I use the ever so scientific ‘she looks like a Florence’ approach!
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I think the neck on the last dress makes her head look disembodied!
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It’s hovering!
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Do some of them have shoulder pads? Some of them just look broad shouldered, though. It just adds to the shapelessness. I sense that shoulder pads are creeping their way back.
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As a gently rounded hunchbacked beauty, I’m good with it, but on the angular set, it just looks like you left the hanger I the dress.
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Maggie’s dress looks like an interesting use of a U-Haul blanket. It makes me feel a little nostalgic.
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Her sharp corners are well protected!
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Arachnophobe, here, so the designer lost me at the first piece. Still shuddering. UGH!
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I’d really like that beaded spider if it wasn’t…you know…boob level. How about a spider shoulder? Then Mr. Spider could whisper sinister plans into your ear.
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Hey- nice tuffet!
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Could not believe the neckline on that last one. The poor girl looks like a whiplash victim. Hilarious.
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GAH! What in the world was this guy thinking? How shapeless and boring can I make clothing? Good grief…and the shoes…! So unflattering for these poor models. Is anyone else getting a little tired of all the seams showing up? It’s like…”hey, I can make seams, so wheeeeee”!!! This is just sad 😦
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Is this designer still in business? Still sniggering after your wise ass commentary. Don’t ever change Anne 😂
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It’s too late for me to change- also effort full and I avoid such!
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Look at the faces on the models. They look so sad about having to wear these terrible garments. If only they could hear your brilliant commentary, maybe that would cheer them up!
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I think it’s their hair being parted so severely- they all have headaches
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Spidertits and Diamond Crotch!! My new favourite superheroes
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Who can save us?? Oh here come Spidertits and Diamond Crotch!!!
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Poise pads help with that crotch issue… most of the other pieces must be burned with fire.
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That fire will not bless the harvest!
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