Who’s a sad little bear?
‘I waited all day in the rain, but the Ace of Base concert was sold out…’
Is that a 2nd bear hat or….. what?
‘What? You said wear dress pants, I wore dress pants.’
‘Ok, Tinman, once we’re in the castle, then what??’
I’m having flashbacks to my ex motherinlaw’s fancy powder room back in Dunellen, NJ.
Alright- no more comments- I see you are pretty angry!! But save some hostility for the designer who made you wear- OK OK! I’ll quit!
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Pretty Grievances 
Oh my! They do look quite hostile! I want to see their faces when I wear the Oz Monkey uniform on the bus to work!
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Maybe they will help you storm the castle!
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Between the shapelessness and the fur, it’s no wonder the models look so pissed. The last outfit is especially cringe-worthy, except the boots – they are totally fab.
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That last one is a lot to take in- but the boots- oh yes!
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Good lord what planet do these ‘designers’ come from. The minge shorts are particularly foul!
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It’s a bit too weird Go-go military for me
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And those angry faces. SMILE YOU LITTLE BUGGERS!
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Maybe the bear hats are stapled on-
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What a gloom fest. We’re they bring paid?
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Well, most of them- the one in the lamb shorts is Putins girlfriend, hoping Kaiser Lagerfeld will notice her!
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It’s bad enough when you have to wear dead animals on your head but made into shorts? None of these fashions has any relationship to another in color or fabric or style…a nightmare for sure and the models reflect that! Like Kim asked…what WERE they being paid?
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It’s odd and random- depressing outerwear staples and teddy bear vandalism!
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It’s all SO depressing. And weird. Like what you’d wear to a funeral on Planet… I’m sorry, I can’t think of a single place where any of these would be appropriate.
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In space- you can’t hear models scream!
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i kind of like the maxi shirt-dress with all those pleats, as long as there is no fur/muff/wide-open backside going on in the back. and hold the matching bomber jacket.
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It’s soooo much print on top of print.
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WHOA! Who gave that designer money for fabric? Those bear pants – and shorts – are the saddest things I’ve seen in YEARS! And the ill-fitting ‘dress pants’ and top…did this guy ever pass the class on fitting? NOTHING looks well proportioned or fitted…it’s all just bleech! As sad as the fake viney plants that are serving as a ‘back drop’. I’d ask where on earth you found this “designer”, but I’m afraid to know…;)
Fav commentary: “Who’s a sad bear”…kind of sums up the whole mess!
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It’s so wilted.
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‘ Life is demanding wothout undestanding’ 🎶
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A fur diaper? Really? Is this designer nostalgic about the “good old days” of the cavemen or what?
Thanks to you and Smittenness, I’ve got Ace of Base songs stuck in my head!
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I think we all saw the sign….
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Your comments, and the commentators comments, make me scream with laughter. Every single week. Ace of Base. Fancy powder room. etc. etc. It’s funny how these jokes seem to work in so many different countries. I don’t get half the references but they are still hilarious.
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I love our snarky roundtable
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“But I *did* wear dress pants.” Bwahahahaha! Love it. The last jacket with the asymmetrical zip would be something my DD1 would snap up in a moment…. if it wasn’t some plasticky pretend leather fabric.
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That vinyl seat cover lost me too!
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Something tells me the online fashion design school is not such a good idea lol! These should have received failing grades!
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Subpar!!!
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Models–you ARE the gorilla! Stare em down like a Silverback when they try and chuck a banana at you.
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Yes!!! Sexy, sultry……simian!! Drag your lithe knuckles- embrace the vines of destiny and pout!!
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Well, you know they have to work at it since they lack the physical bulk and all.
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