Mr and Mrs Cramshaw- welcome to St Trilobites!
We know that little Propecia will be a welcome addition to our program! We So look forward to her playing theremin in our marching band.
Our wide curriculum encompasses every skill from fingersmith to antebellum street miming!
Hair salon training? Well, no, that sort of field we haven’t touched on yet- why ever do you ask?
But we have an excellent program for Corporate ninjas!
Ah- here comes one of Sister Hermaphreda’s girls from her dirigible engineering studies program!
Goodness, it looks like one of our students from the cryogenics experiment has escaped- err….left class early….with permission, I’m sure. I’ll just help her back to her area.
In the meantime-Who wants to go see the Forensics dojo?
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Pretty Grievances 
Well… I like (no, love) your blog! But this is the saddest batch of clothes I have ever seen! Those poor models. 😟
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At least we are nipple free this week!
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Bonus! It sort of looks like clothing for a religious group!
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For some frisky shakers?
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Okay, why….just why????
But then, everyone wants a pair of pants that flair out at the widest point of our hips 😉
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Oh I do, I do!!
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Can’t stop laughing here…I see a graphic novel in the works! 🙂
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Such special girls!
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You can hide a whole lot of something under those clothes…but don’t tell Mother Superior! I sense a real trend toward sensible shoes and ankle socks and bowler hats. Trying to imagine some of those clothes in colors…my brain hurts!
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Wouldn’t that be traditional clown wear?
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Part of my brain tells me that this must be satire. The other part shouts, “The King isn’t wearing any clothes.”
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The king is also very expensive!!
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Very funny, as ever. But I am looking at the laces and sheers, and getting ideas.
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I can’t wait to see what bubbles up!
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You have out done yourself here. Brava!
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It wrote itself!
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Oh gosh… Drops voice into whisper… I like most of these. Mind you, I have always had the tendency to stray into the territory of ‘anaemic goth wanly struggling with her many personal demons’.
I suspect that these model students need industrial strength iron supplements, you need plenty of energy to follow the cryogenics lectures!
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I’ve seen comme in street style pics and people make it work so well, but these all together just looked costume you to me. Also toasty!
I am a sucker for a sailor inspiration tho….she whispers back
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Me too, all the nice girls love a sailor. Suit!
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Not too sure about the garments but the shoes look really comfy!
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Yes! No nipples and comfy shoes- this could be a first!!
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You are a comic genius! brilliant as always.
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Oh I think this designer is much funnier than little me!
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Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice. Just sayin’…
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Oh indeed!!!
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Oh dear! For half a second I almost liked the polka dot dress but then I realized that it was just the relief at seeing a tiny bit of pattern.
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God help us! I thought that was a jumpsuit!
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Oh no! Maybe it is. I had to go back and look. Now I’m not sure. I’m feeling so… disoriented. Excuse me, I need to go pet my stash.
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Yes, go to your happy place and forget what you saw!!
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I love almost everything here. (Admittedly, I’ve been a fan of Japanese designers since the 1980s). Might not be the thing for everyone, but it’s all quite wearable and practical in NY.
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I would love these pieces perhaps seperated and not with that little silent movie waif feeling!
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I wonder if St Trilobites is an alternative institution for girls who get expelled from Hogwarts.
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I think it’s the school for parents who have very overblown opinions of their child’s specialness!
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😀 …Where all the children are above average…
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And the parents mysteriously die!
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I have always admired CdC since they started up eons ago when I was a wee bit of a girl. Something about their confidence in looking so messy, unfinished and comfortable in ill-fitting distressed pieces of clothes when everyone else was obsessed with perfect fit, finishing and styling. I like this collection. It perfectly reflects that anti-fashion-establishment ethos I’ve always been rather envious of. I mean, think of it! Imagine being so free and confident in your messy ill-fitting jacket that you would NOT CARE what the Chanel-clad ladies or Mr. Tom Ford thought as they looked down their perfectly powdered noses at your sensible shoes. The fit on that first dress bodice almost made me wonder why the heck I hope to get that “perfect fit” when I sew.
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It’s a very friendly collection- even less crazy than previous seasons, but it’s a lot to take in!
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Wow, I feel like I need Prozac after viewing this ensemble!
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Did it take you back to your prep school days?
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Okay, the clothes are sad enough when you see them all lined up like that, but the girls look like they need transfusions too! The circles under the eyes, the pallid skin – – perhaps they’re victims of vampires? All kidding aside, there are a few pieces here I could (maybe) get into – like the gauzy dresses? Could be good if there weren’t part of a funeral march…
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Did I mention the marching band only performs at night?
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It’s a Back to School special!! This one made me laugh so hard, I forgot to be horrified at the designer…:) What a crazy collection…do adult women actually wear these clothes? I would look absolutely ridiculous in them and would be carted off to the nearest rest home!
Oh, to have so much money to waste on putting together expensive collections on odd whims…!
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I’d quite like to be a corporate ninja. Those trousers are giving me ideas
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They look very comfortable!
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It’s like Wednesday Adams couture!
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I love the cryogenics experiment look (and totally agree that’s what it looks like, hah)! It reminds me of a Chanel design I just saw that was lacking a certain something. This is definitely a look I’d want to copy for me, just to see if I could, and if I could wear it without looking ridiculous.
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It made me think she was suiting up for something, but wasn’t quite done. There are so many interesting ideas and pieces here.
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