Now I do not speak french, but I believe this translates to ‘today I did ill-advised things with fabric and glue’.
When a budding teen designer makes these, we applaud and encourage. When a designer expects $800 for it, we plan an intervention.
I saw a toddler in Target wearing this- wasn’t cute there either.
Isn’t this Ringo Starrs exact wedding ensemble?
Did Chloe Sevigny sponsor this collection?
Ginger should have asked for the ‘right of refusal’ clause in her modeling contract.
Yes, the ancient art of slip wearing has officially died.
Don’t scowl Erica, you got off relatively easy with this outfit. Or are you trying to figure out what a kitchen mixer, hand grenade and suitcases have in common?
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Pretty Grievances 
Fabulous commentary. Teenage art class, baby in a shopping trolley, Beatles wedding. Those trousers that are so long she looks like she has stumps for feet.
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I’m no sure I even want any of the fabric from this collection….
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LOL, LOL, snort coffee etc (one for every comment and image)
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At least her feet don’t hurt?
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I am in the wrong business! $800 for any of these is absolutely ridiculous as are all the garments!!
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Some of it just like a teen art show from 1983…
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Where, oh where, do you find this stuff? I’m glad you do as it gives me an endless source of amusement!
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I comb the Internet to bring you horrors and fluff!
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And we are very grateful!
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Designer clown – really?
like the blue shoes in the last pic.
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The sandals are fun-
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Just looking at these makes me feel like a kid again.
(I swear I had a Trapper Keeper with the exact same floral print as the “toddler in Target” pants!)
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Yes!! I knew I was feeling residual angst from trying decide between that folio or the grey kitten in the basket! It’s all coming back!!!
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Suede hot pants…really…are they coming back? The rest of the airy fairy fashions are so copied from past decades. I have a glue gun…I am prepared to create…the last dress is a perfect nightgown with pockets for midnight snacks and the remote control.
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I don’t want the firemen to see me in that nightgown!
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Oh dear. Just that.
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Yup.
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Being the man of class that he is, Ringp would not have paired the striped Keds with his suit 😉
Now for the hand mixer, grenade and suitcase….maybe a commentary on women being stuck in the kitchen?????
Always fun 🙂
Thanks!
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Ah- it’s Banksy design !
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Is that a hamburger on her whatsit?
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Well, probably a vegan patty…..
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The seventies are back, Baby.
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And not in a good way!
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So, was the photographer just really bad or was the chair supposed to have a symbolic role in the photo shoot?
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I do wonder sometimes- was it for scale?
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The catatonic face and titled head stare are the perfect accessories for that circus show.
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Her soul is dying while swathed in children’s pottery barn curtain material!
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Babysittingwear? The tots occupied adding some cut outs of their own. The blue top with flower appliqués somehow calls to mind a wincyette nightie cut short. I think its the neckline.
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It’s just…..no.
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Wow, never expected elementary school styles to be revived–by anyone, much less a French designer.
Also, the spread looks like it was shot in an area off of someone’s kitchen or something.
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Daycare pantry photo shoot?
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That was all so strange! I don’t think there is anything there to possibly salvage! And those shoes!
“A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.”
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Love Ringo Starr’s wedding outfit!!! Want!!!! And I love Ginger’s pants and shoes (but nothing else, in that outfit, whew). The rest….well, the designer did include a grendade…:-p
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The hand grenade about sums it up!
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And here’s me trying to me all sophisticated and stuff when all I should be doing is sewing four-leafed petals to my Strides! Although, I do like the coat…..
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Ringo’s coat is just fine!!
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I confess to having had a blouse eerily similar to Ginger’s tiered sleeve number when I was 13. Except my sleeves were a bit pouffier. I was seriously in love with it and had spent all my birthday money on it. But I got tired of kids (and some adults) yelling “Ahoy, matey” and “Give my love to Long John Silver” whenever I wore it. I see now I was just ahead of my time. And in the wrong country.
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A visionary is not always appreciated!
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I love how the bed is right at her crotch on the last pic. Is this one of those “secret message” fabrics?
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Well, subtlety is not this designers bailiwick!
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I must say I do like the Ringo Star outfit, although I’d pair it with different sneakers 🙂 The rest is hideous. Well-done, thanks for sharing!
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Yes, different sneaker indeed!
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Ringo Starr’s wedding… Yes and snort! All I can think is, “more doodads. Must have more doodads.” I’m surprised with as many doodads as there are here, that the bedazzler was not busted out.
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It’s like the ‘summer church crafts’ section in the Hobby Lobby- all fun foam shapes and glue sticks!
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They liked the print with the hairdryer so much they had to use it twice? LOL
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Well, it’s sooo pretty…..
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The clothes are poorly executed but I like the idea that Ringo Starr might become relevant again!
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Yay Ringo- what a survivor!
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