For the discerning Oompa-Loompa bride
Cowgirl Jessie gave this 2 thumbs up- Elsie the Cow….not so enthusiastic.
I can’t even be sure what I’m seeing here- well, except for nipples, I know I’m seeing them….sigh
This wouldn’t even be flattering in Aunt Flossies bay window.
from the unaired Bewitched episode where Endora gets drunk and hits on Durwood-
Should your cape be longer than your skirt? Can I get a ruling on this?
Whoo-hoo! Opaque fabric!
I’m suddenly feeling very anti- antimacassar
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Pretty Grievances 
Glory be, can they be less wearable? I like the cowgirl skirt and that’s about it!! As always, thank you for sharing.
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It’s quite a group!
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Word of the day: antimaccassar. It’s not even 6am and I know something new. Interesting that there were a few toiles in that collection… I’m tempted to go digging through my 80s and 90s home-dec stash.
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A toile bra top is like an oxymoron, isn’t it?
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Butt cheeks. You forgot butt cheeks. Good grief. Personally, I’d say the designer should be forced to wear his own creations on the streets of NYC…but, somehow, I don’t think that would cause him much distress. And are legs really supposed to BE that skinny? They look like they all have rickets or something with those tiny, twisty legs 😦
It’s pretty sad when we all get excited about a fabric that’s opaque…! I do love the color on that ridiculous sheer bluish number (with the cow hide shoes…?!?), but it would make a better scarf than anything to wear.
Can we circulate a petition to withhold funding from any designer who proves himself without sense? Asking for a friend…
Thanks for another crazy crop of Wednesday wackiness. Off to watch a nice Carolina Herrera or CHANEL runway now…
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BTW…I like your new website design 🙂 Very nice!!
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Thank you! I was bored- usually bad things happen then!
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Carolina Herrera is a perfect detox!
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Bovine, boobs, butts and antimacassars…who knew all those would go together? The only opaque outfit looks like she is going fishing with grandpa’s fish basket purse. One can only imagine that these fabrics were bought at a garage sale along with sheer draperies and by adding animal print flats it was all supposed to be wonderful.
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Its a bad way for textile to die!
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The clothes suck but I knew I would enjoy the post as soon as oompa loompas were mentioned.
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Ain’t no party like an Oompa Loompa party,cuz an Oompa Loompa party don’t stop!
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Don’t all cowgirls wear cow hide skirts and see through blouses? Oh wait, I don’t think that’s a John Wayne movie that I’m remembering 😉
Thanks for the fun!
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I believe that costume concept was rejected as too on the nose for Natalie Wood in ‘The Searchers’!
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Yay! Craziness this week. Honestly though? I sort of like some of the lacy, girly stuff, but wearable? Sadly, probably not in this world.
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Embrace the concept if lining!?
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Yes, lining! Call me old fashioned but I must have lining.
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Wow. This was a scary one.
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Oh my. So much of it all is so SEE THROUGH, the first “pantsuit” I thought well I wouldn’t be wearing holes there for my belly to fall out! Then came the rest! Nothing’s falling out but you can still see it all! Nice fabric on the not see through one. Is that really cow? No?
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So yucky!!
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All I can see is how beautiful, albeit thin, the models are. Certainly, no one will actually buy these clothes, but they are quite decorative, n’est-ce pas?
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This designer was kind and didn’t style them as ghouls for us!
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The opaque fabric entry reminded me of that scene in Gone With The Wind where Scarlett makes a dress out of the parlor drapes. That reminds me….I know I have something like that in my stash from cleaning out my grandmother’s apartment…Sofa pillows maybe? No. Someone might see them there. Guest room throw pillows? Check! Anyone who stays here is saving the price of a NYC hotel room, so they can just bite me!
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I love it!
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I just don’t know what to say, except that I didn’t really notice anything besides their horridly skinny legs. So unattractive…
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It’s this clunky shoe trend- it really enhances the Bratz doll vibe of these young models!
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Trying to develop a scenario in which I could be pro-antimacassar, just so I can say it. I’m thinking the lady in blue could use a couple of them.
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She needs a whole host of crocheting grannies at her disposal!
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Thanks for continuing to find design that inspires us. Droopy shorts from grandma’s crochet antimacasser, that’s the pinnacle few could aspire to.
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That Bewitched reference, I raise a toast to this post!
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Sorry about the naked Agnes Moorehead imagery!!
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Yikes! Just …. yikes. Also, I’m even more disturbed by the model in the final photo — she looks like a really tall twelve year old.
Ebi Poweigha
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Aunt Flossie’s bay window and Elsie the cow….he he he. Another super offering. Hurrah for Wednesdays. Nice looking blog too.
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How do you like this bit of stupidity? Models wearing models. It was in nydailynews.com today. http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/rick-owens-models-wear-models-runway-gallery-1.2382044
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Im speechless. How is that design?
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I just had to send you this link from today’s Daily Mail UK – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3256609/Paris-Fashion-Week-models-wear-helmets-runway-F-Vandevorst-Rick-Owens.html
As one of the commenter’s says – ‘what the actual F?! It’s one of those things that you don’t know whether to laugh, cry or hide in fear. It comes to something when models wearing helmets on the runway is the sane part!
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So keeps funding Rick Owens?? Last menswear collectionhadexposed man bits!?
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The only person I can see wearing that blue dress in public is Miley Cyrus. Maybe.
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Even then she’d probably wear a lace bra!
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Bra? Does she know of such things?
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With cat ears and electrical tape nipple shields
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